All Abby wants for Christmas

[cindylou]

the ONLY thing she wrote in her letter

is to fly with Santa on his sleigh Christmas Eve.



Uhhhh

 

[TableFun]

Lol best of luck

 

[cindylou]

Lol thanks. FML

 

[WoodyO]

Make it happen!

 

[zwhit]

sounds like a scheme to find out if he's real. kid's too smart

 

[zwhit]

pwned!!!

 

[nangiggles]

damn... maybe you can give her some shrooms and tell her it happened....

 

[smurf2]

Time for Mitch to buy a flying sleigh

 

[PICK3]

wanna know wut my grandmother wants to fly on Christmas Eve?

 

[WoodyO]

Nope

 

[EF Shanna]

What type of story did you come up with to let her know that was not possible?

 

[musclemom]

Pretty simple. You have to tell her that Santa can't take anybody on his sleigh because it flies so fast that anybody but him (being a magical person) would be hurt or maybe even fly clean out of the sleigh. It's the reason why he doesn't take elves with him, after all.

In for a penny, in for a pound, Cindy.

 

[SpyWizard]

this year the boy got a phone call, a letter and a video email from santa..

he says when we asked him what he wants his uncles to get him "I dont' know whatever they get me will be fine and i'll be happy with it"..

oh the boy is now getting a motor cycle, a pony and a puppy..

God save me from myself..

 

[ceo]

Not enough room. Too many toys.

 

[cindylou]

I put together an explanation about how it wasn't possible and how fast she'd have to fly to go with him to each house but when it came up again I just laughed instead. I said she was good, but she wasn't THAT good. And that's the truth! lol

 

[miplank]

I was a good boy, what am i getting?

 

[cindylou]

Not telling!

 

[miplank]

rude

 

[miplank]

I'm getting dick

 

[PICK3]

the ONLY thing she wrote in her letter

is to fly with Santa on his sleigh Christmas Eve.



Uhhhh

Mitch can make that happen



just sayin'

 

[-SD-]

I'm getting dick

You alread bought everything

 

[miplank]

You alread bought everything

*already



I know..lol everyone gets so pissed at me cuz i'm pretty hard to buy gifts for because whenever I want something I just go buy it.

 

[DannoMight]

I can get you some coal off one of the trains at work. We also have polar express specials on metra trains that I do my best to avoid working

 

[Captain FT]

Translation - Dear Santa, I want some Molly

 

[cindylou]

lol yeah no

 

[digimon7068]

the first thing on my son's list the last couple years is "a brother"

 

[bigbassturd]

Get on it then you lazy fuck

 

[wootoom]

I got a 458 Italia for Christmas


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[wootoom]

Die cast version


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[bigbassturd]

I got dick

 

[wootoom]

Sorry brother Bigass I can't respond to your texts!


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[bigbassturd]

Lol you better not say your fuckin phone is broken either

'sent from my faggot ass iphone'

I'm pacing

 

[zwhit]

lolololol

pwnt! he just didn't want to sext right now

 

[wootoom]

Lolololol


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[wootoom]

He doesn't have an iPhone so no iMessage....nice fucking life


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[bigbassturd]

Fuck apple

 

[wootoom]

Fuck life


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[WoodyO]

Fuck christmas

 

[miplank]

He doesn't have an iPhone so no iMessage....nice fucking life


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i seriously hate everyone that doesn't have iMessage.

 

[wootoom]

Ya no shit


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[PICK3]

I hate getting messages sayin' "you're a fgt"

 

[ceo]

the first thing on my son's list the last couple years is "a brother"

he knows they outlawed slavery, right?

 

[digimon7068]

he knows they outlawed slavery, right?

true...but you can't outlaw the laws of physics...and shit still flows downhill...