advice on a fight?

[redsamurai]

what I would do...........if the circumstances are exactly as you describe it...I would talk to the guy at a public place, basically explain reason and logic to him........and than just either fight or part ways. Make it clear you have no interest in fighting him since he's clearly bigger than you are, this soothes his ego. Relate to him in a subtle manner that he's going to look like a vagina for beating up a dude 60 pounds lighter than him for basically nothing. Make sure he understands that not only did you "NOT" take advantage of the beezy.......but that she came after you and you had no idea of his relationship, or lacktherof, with her. "Usually", when one dude manages to expose the inherant skeezy and sketchiness of the opposite sex.......we usually come to our senses. But like I said, if he really wants to roll.......just get it over with. Have a bunch dudes around that can stop the thing from becoming too serious. Like it get's broken up once it's clear on of you got your ass beat. So in that case you come away with a few lumps, but it's buried.

 

[ceo]

you and the dude should gang up and just bitch slap that chick for starting the trouble to begin with

this

 

[PICK3]

throw yourself at his feet screeching like a terrified school girl while begging for mercy

 

[hardrock]

Fuck it. Bitch move or not. When a dude is much larger than you and coming at you in the wrong, kick him in the fuckin nuts, then uppercut his ass and walk away.

 

[heavy_duty]

kick him in the balls
kick him in the knees
grab his balls and dont let go.
fish hook his big mouth
elbow his big head
break his teeth
take an eye out if you can
head butt him
try to break the bone in his ass if you have steel toe boots on.



I'll try to think of some more later.


oh yah bite his fucking nose off

 

[Razorguns]

Scare the shit out of him.

By thursday you tell me if you still want to or not attack me.

Cuz if you do - by sat i'll hire a couple guys to kick the living fuck out of you and trash your car and apartment too.

Always ask yourself, what would Tony Soprano do????

3 big black guys > You.

FEAR my friend, is the scariest weapon in the world. Ask any gang who control neigbhorhoods.

r

 

[preemo]

if your not used to or skilled in fighting dont do it bro unless your willing to take a ass whipping and then know he got the best of you. take the lighter road rule with intimidation it always works make him afraid to even look at you no mater what cost bro.

 

[Sub-Zero]

OK, so check it out. Im 21 5'9 183 lbs. Pretty strong. This fool wants to fight me because i had sex with his "girl" like 6 months ago. I say girl because they arent even dating he is jus obsessed with her. I didnt know that at the time and i didnt even know who he was back then.

Well 2 weeks ago she tells him we had sex, now he wants to beat my ass. Hes about 6'1" 245 lbs. He weighs 60+ lbs more. And he is an alright fighter. Ive been tryin to squash it but its not happening. Im starting to understand that you win some, you lose some. I want to be able to put a fight against him, any advice/tips in case i run into him?

try using logic "c'mon man the slut isnt worth it"?

say that to him?

people in general are just fucking stupid

 

[Sub-Zero]

you could always go baller on him and pull the

"you better be ready to kill me because untill im dead or unconcious i will tear you the fuck up"

and then grab for things that stick out...rip fingers off, rip ears off, smash in noses, tear at lips and other soft tissue...maybe try and tear his throat out if you like prison beds.

in pretty much every wrestling tournament i ever went to, by the end of it the refs would come up to me and say "youv had multiple warnings...try and rip off one more finger and youre out". then i knew it was time to follow the rules

 

[gripweight]

you gotta get him first, sneak up on his ass with a louisville slugger and crush his knee, his ass will drop to the ground, then harlem stomp his head till his brains come out his ears then muster up your nastiest loogie and spit on whats left of his face