Accountant HELL

[velvett]

velvett....you don't need an accountant for that. As someone already mentioned, get yourself a copy of TurboTax or a program like that. It walks you through an entire interview and is really dummy proof, excuse the expression. Unless you have a really complicated return, there's not reason to give your hard earned money to someone else when you can do it yourself.

If you really don't feel comfortable with it, you can send the information to me and i'll do it for you and send it back. No charge.

Really?

*faint*


I can change the oil in my car - but meantion taxes to me and I get queasy.

 

[The Shadow]

I can change the oil in my car

DAYUM!!!

That was so fucking hot.......

 

[The Shadow]

I'm sending you some Salt Peter. Take it immediately.

Shut up!!

Leave me alone.

I'm still thinking about Velvett on a monkey board, slithering form under the car with a smudge of oil on her cheek and a torque wrench hanging from her Daisy Duke overalls.....mmmmm...yum, yum.

 

[Warik]

Damn, what kind of POS accountant is that? Get yourself a new one - seriously. Judging by what you've said so far, this seems like one of those stupid "volume" accountants who don't care whose taxes they do just as long as they do enough to get a nice paycheck. No personal relationship there whatsoever.

My dad used to do his taxes (and did mine last year) with this guy for 15-20 years. Sometimes at his house... sometimes at our house... sometimes at his office. That's the kind of client relationship you need to have with someone as important as your accountant. I wouldn't trust anyone to do my taxes if I couldn't sit down with him. Fed-ex your shit over and I'll get back to you? Hell no.

Get a new accountant. And make sure it's a guy this time. =) =) =)

-Warik

 

[mekannik]

I am an excellent accountant in NY.

Velvett, be forewarned. DOT will most likely rub his miniscule genitalia with your return. Claims it has something to do with cleansing the bad spirits.

From what, I don't know....