Accountant HELL

[TN MuscleBear]

TN MuscleBear - OMG! I would be scared to try on my own. (what can I say..)

Velvett, Velvett, dear sweet Velvett....

It's not scary with the program TaxCut...it walks you through it with a series of interview screens...the same questions that they ask you at H&R Block (I think those nimrods at H & R actually use the same fucking program.....) It's not scary at all - really easy actually. When you're done you have the option to file electronically or it will print out your forms - looks like you got the actual forms and typed in your responses - and you sign it and send it in.

It explains everything and asks about everything. REALLY easy and idiot-proof (hey, I can do it!).

I don't work for them or anything...I just am a true believer.

 

[WODIN]

Send em to me.

I'll do your taxes and then you can pay me with dinner, a back rub, and some velvette cake.

I got skillz yo!

 

[The Shadow]

Send em to me.

I'll do your taxes and then you can pay me with dinner, a back rub, and some velvette cake.

I got skillz yo!

Unfortunately they are limited to three areas:

Midgets
Under-age Illegal immigrants
Llamas.......


Actually - FOUR areas

...and SSme's genitals

 

[WODIN]

Unfortunately they are limited to three areas:

Midgets
Under-age Illegal immigrants
Llamas.......


Actually - FOUR areas

...and SSme's genitals

Five actually - Waxin your hot wifes ass!

Opps Six! - Checking your dorky ass wardrobe before you hit the members only section at Target.

I'mma make you squel 'bubba!'

 

[The Shadow]

Checking your dorky ass wardrobe before you hit the members only section at Target.

Damn that was harsh. I want you banned.

 

[WODIN]

Damn that was harsh. I want you banned.

Please note everyone that this is solid proff corn puffs is in the closet. I talk smack about his wife, nothing! I hit his wardrobe and bang! It's a sign. I bet your neat and you color coordinate "outfits".

 

[velvett]

Real Life vs. Internet


Either way - conversations around me always turn to sex.

 

[WODIN]

POP QUIZ!

5 Point question.

What are the origins of the terms Debit and Credit?

 

[velvett]

Oh DOT!

W-2 & 1099






Side note: I spoke to Fred the assistant - and HE was a flip as she was! He said, "What do you want me to tell you?"


I can't repeat what I said.
It's that Mediterranean blood...

 

[WODIN]

You're not claiming a deduction for that Gravity Swing and Sybian are you? Because those are just not depreciable!