A question about girls and drinking...

[Spartacus]

LOL

I think its great how far this thread has gone. It slowly turned into a thread against me and people just saying "hit it" and get it over with. I like it. Solutions and responses I admire. My first action plan is to avoid all sentimental feelings for this girl next she is around, which will more than likely be at a party of a sort, let her do her thing with the bottle, let time relapse, and then I move in for the kill. Gather around her and a few girls, spill a few lines that will cause them to laugh, maybe get them to feel like I'm a game and perhaps start a little competition...just enough so she might go for the meat too. Obviously I'll go for her, so I'll turn the focus to her, but she'll be too fucked to really make anything of it...this is when I, optimus prime, robot in disguise, does his thing. I morph into the machine I am, and assuming the party is of a good location, say our university house, venture to the Ceasar989 barracks and teach her a thing or to about "cockpush ups".

Ladies and Gentlemen, fellow Life Takers...and eringobraugh, I appreciate your help greatly. Because of you, I have greated a formula greater than even einstein himself could produce...it's show time.

you guys plan getting laid?
like you have some kind of flow chart developed

 

[Eringobraugh]

Well shucks, I thought your morals were on a higher plain than that, good luck, I hope you get chlamydia

 

[seizer]

Well shucks, I thought your morals were on a higher plain than that, good luck, I hope you get chlamydia

Oh there higher son, there higher. But sometimes, for the sake of knowlegde, you have to do things you should never have to do. If its chlamydia I get, then so be it. I'll be able to return with a battle scar as a "proof of purchase" if you will.

 

[Eringobraugh]

Oh there higher son, there higher. But sometimes, for the sake of knowlegde, you have to do things you should never have to do. If its chlamydia I get, then so be it. I'll be able to return with a battle scar as a "proof of purchase" if you will.

J/k about the std's, just find a nice girl and have her as your gf, needing to wait until she drinks too much is weak so is drunk sex, just give her some X

 

[seizer]

J/k about the std's, just find a nice girl and have her as your gf, needing to wait until she drinks too much is weak so is drunk sex, just give her some X

HAHAHAHAHA...too good too good.

Naw man, trust me, I would much rather have a girl friend than weekend pussy. It's more satisfying to know that the girl is coming back to you for more than one reason...because you can hit the g-spot from more than one angle j/k.

No, but at 19 and I'm sure older ages too, atleast my dick anyways, its likes the needle of a compass constant wanting north, north for me being the nanni.

 

[Spartacus]

while "drunk sex" is indeed less than optimal
once you're in,you're in
change the enviroment next time

 

[Eringobraugh]

HAHAHAHAHA...too good too good.

Naw man, trust me, I would much rather have a girl friend than weekend pussy. It's more satisfying to know that the girl is coming back to you for more than one reason...because you can hit the g-spot from more than one angle j/k.

No, but at 19 and I'm sure older ages too, atleast my dick anyways, its likes the needle of a compass constant wanting north, north for me being the nanni.

Im not trying to turn you into evansteve or anything but just find a gf, one night stands are nothing great and when nice girls get a whiff of a story like that, then forget about it and universities are smaller than you think, its weird.

 

[seizer]

Im not trying to turn you into evansteve or anything but just find a gf, one night stands are nothing great and when nice girls get a whiff of a story like that, then forget about it and universities are smaller than you think, its weird.

Alright. Solid advice. I'll take it.

 

[slat1]

I stand my by finger in her butt comment. Thats all I have to say!

 

[Gambino]

a few things need to be said here. most importantly, is this a foxygel2 thread? it has an erie resembalance
my buddy had a girl that was similiar. when she got drunk her lazy eye would act up, making her crosseyed and embarrassed. maybe this broad has a similiar aliment she's trying to conceal
or maybe she is a raging slut when drunk and she likes you and doesn't want to give it up so easy like she has to a previous 100 guys...

food for thought