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I think its great how far this thread has gone. It slowly turned into a thread against me and people just saying "hit it" and get it over with. I like it. Solutions and responses I admire. My first action plan is to avoid all sentimental feelings for this girl next she is around, which will more than likely be at a party of a sort, let her do her thing with the bottle, let time relapse, and then I move in for the kill. Gather around her and a few girls, spill a few lines that will cause them to laugh, maybe get them to feel like I'm a game and perhaps start a little competition...just enough so she might go for the meat too. Obviously I'll go for her, so I'll turn the focus to her, but she'll be too fucked to really make anything of it...this is when I, optimus prime, robot in disguise, does his thing. I morph into the machine I am, and assuming the party is of a good location, say our university house, venture to the Ceasar989 barracks and teach her a thing or to about "cockpush ups".
Ladies and Gentlemen, fellow Life Takers...and eringobraugh, I appreciate your help greatly. Because of you, I have greated a formula greater than even one einstein himself could produce...it's show time.