A Perfect Day

[WoodyO]

Cool story


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Would you have preferred I rubbed one out at the sushi bar?

 

[bigbassturd]

It's pretty standard MO that you fap at asian food places...

 

[WoodyO]

Asian's are all rude. They want 50 cents for a refill of coke, and when you act surprised they tell you to get out. I couldn't see them allowing me to blow a steamy load on the tuna tataki.

 

[caligirl85]

I'm never eating Sushi again.

 

[WoodyO]

Even if I prepare a special hand roll for you?

 

[shirlene29]

so now wait, fapping in a messican joint is ok but a sushi bar isn't?

 

[caligirl85]

so now wait, fapping in a messican joint is ok but a sushi bar isn't?

^^sounds like a story there....

 

[WoodyO]

I didn't fap in the messican joint, just pulled it out for a picture.

 

[WoodyO]

I still eat there about once a week too.

 

[nydj66]

I ate an entire box of pancake mix, snorted two pain pills, drank some Jager mixed with my PWO, and chipped a couple boxes of golfballs towards my neighbor's house.

Now I'm watching CNN in my underwear eating Chex Mix Cheddar style

Well ok. At least my day was a close 2nd.

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