A Perfect Day

[PICK3]

I ate an entire box of pancake mix, snorted two pain pills, drank some Jager mixed with my PWO, and chipped a couple boxes of golfballs towards my neighbor's house.

Now I'm watching CNN in my underwear eating Chex Mix Cheddar style

^^^
this never happened

 

[bigbassturd]

No, no it didn't. But this guy I know....

 

[mustang_00]

i'm convinced if you pull your cawk out in any asian establishment. food,hair,nail etc. one of them is bound to come over and jerk you.

someone confirm