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his face? My husband face, seriously, its getting rediculous. i even showed him a picture of his sideburns which are out of control.

he's not even trimming it. We are going to a wedding this weekend - how do i help him help himself?
 
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Just tell him to trim that shit or you are leaving his ass at home. ;)
 
Place something in your hands like a dead bug, go to kiss him and place the bug in his beard, back away and scream "YOU HAVE A BUG IN THAT FRIGGIN JUNGLE. SHAVE IT NOW"

good?
 
silverstar1025 said:
Just tell him to trim that shit or you are leaving his ass at home. ;)
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I cant leave him at home though! I guess i just shouldnt care? I wonder how he'd like it if I quit shaving my legs :evil:
 
cindylou said:
I cant leave him at home though! I guess i just shouldnt care? I wonder how he'd like it if I quit shaving my legs :evil:
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Yeah tell him if he doesn't shave then you will stop shaving your legs. :evil:
 
blueta2 said:
Place something in your hands like a dead bug, go to kiss him and place the bug in his beard, back away and scream "YOU HAVE A BUG IN THAT FRIGGIN JUNGLE. SHAVE IT NOW"

good?
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thats a good idea. but I dont want to touch a dead bug.....but something equally nasty.....that could "end up " in his beard.

it looks like face pubes
 
cindylou said:
thats a good idea. but I dont want to touch a dead bug.....but something equally nasty.....that could "end up " in his beard.

it looks like face pubes
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Well it's got to be something really nasty
 
fistfullofsteel said:
say, "you look like a fucking idiot, knock it off and shave that shit, moron."
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I knnow - I dont want to be mean or make him think that I dont think he's attractive.

Because I do - its just that I'm embarrased for him a little. - he looks like hes been castaway on an island.

like he might be a little crazy.
 
cindylou said:
I knnow - I dont want to be mean or make him think that I dont think he's attractive.

Because I do - its just that I'm embarrased for him a little. - he looks like hes been castaway on an island.

like he might be a little crazy.
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Tell him no more lovin in the bedroom until he gets rid of it. No way I could have any fun with something always poking and scratching me.
 
cindylou said:
i think even if, like food was in there or something.....gross!!! omg why is he doing this to me??? LOL!
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Divorce him ;-)

My first ever boyfriend of 6 yrs had a nasty beard...ugh it made me ill.
He didn't want to shave it.
I could not even have sex with him for a year b/c of it. I ended up leaving him.

Show this post to your hubby ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
Divorce him ;-)

My first ever boyfriend of 6 yrs had a nasty beard...ugh it made me ill.
He didn't want to shave it.
I could not even have sex with him for a year b/c of it. I ended up leaving him.

Show this post to your hubby ;-)
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I'm going to show him that. Seriously! I dont think the beard is nasty - I dont mind beards at all, its only when its starts to become unkept and crazy looking - he looks like a terrorist in training.
 
cindylou said:
I knnow - I dont want to be mean or make him think that I dont think he's attractive.

Because I do - its just that I'm embarrased for him a little. - he looks like hes been castaway on an island.

like he might be a little crazy.
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My husband sported the full-on homeless guy look FOR WEEKS coupla months back. He just stopped shaving - period, not his head, not his face (he already had a big moustache and goatee) and he dressed pretty much like a homeless person to boot - jeans and a T-shirt (course the Harley jacket/Brooks Brothers coat/Nieman Marcus muffler and Ushenka should have been a dead give-away that he was NOT homeless LOL but people were so startled by his straggly appearance that they didn't really *see* the rest of him.

He would walk up to real homeless people and ask them for change. He was so scary lookin that they would give it to him!

So now after a coupla weeks of this I would say from time to time (both in private and in front of others), "So, when you gonna lose the homeless guy look?" which backfired because he loved the chuckles he got so much that it encouraged him! :worried:

So I did what any good wifey should have done and ignored him. Finally he got bored of it (as now everyone was used to his look and no longer gave him the reaction he was looking for) and he shaved. LOL

'Course now he does have a big long goatee that I braid and put beads in so he now has a more "socially acceptable" way of attention whoring. :lmao:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
My husband sported the full-on homeless guy look FOR WEEKS coupla months back. He just stopped shaving - period, not his head, not his face (he already had a big moustache and goatee) and he dressed pretty much like a homeless person to boot - jeans and a T-shirt (course the Harley jacket/Brooks Brothers coat/Nieman Marcus muffler and Ushenka should have been a dead give-away that he was NOT homeless LOL but people were so startled by his straggly appearance that they didn't really *see* the rest of him.

He would walk up to real homeless people and ask them for change. He was so scary lookin that they would give it to him!

So now after a coupla weeks of this I would say from time to time (both in private and in front of others), "So, when you gonna lose the homeless guy look?" which backfired because he loved the chuckles he got so much that it encouraged him! :worried:

So I did what any good wifey should have done and ignored him. Finally he got bored of it (as now everyone was used to his look and no longer gave him the reaction he was looking for) and he shaved. LOL

'Course now he does have a big long goatee that I braid and put beads in so he now has a more "socially acceptable" way of attention whoring. :lmao:
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I do think he likes the attention, everyone is like "oh my god dude, what are you doing?" and he just laughs while they look at me with pity
 
cindylou said:
I do think he likes the attention, everyone is like "oh my god dude, what are you doing?" and he just laughs while they look at me with pity
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Then trust me on this one...

Just ignore him. :)

As for no shaving m'self... been there/done that. He REALLY didn't even hardly notice. LOL Which is sorta nice that my husband wouldn't say anything about that... dontcha think?

I mean, what is the harm? If he is having a good time with his straggly look and it isn't really hurting anyone then why not let him has his fun shocking people. Laugh along and I promise you, he WILL tire of it when people stop commenting.
 
And as for the people who are half-joking about cutting your spouse off for something as superficial as facial hair let's reverse this. Couple months back I cut may hair SHORT... so now, would my husband be justified in saying, "No sex for you till it grows back?"

I knew his preference was long hair but I cut my hair anyways as it was MY HAIR on MY HEAD.

So now, shouldn't this work BOTH WAYS?
 
BIKINIMOM said:
And as for the people who are half-joking about cutting your spouse off for something as superficial as facial hair let's reverse this. Couple months back I cut may hair SHORT... so now, would my husband be justified in saying, "No sex for you till it grows back?"

I knew his preference was long hair but I cut my hair anyways as it was MY HAIR on MY HEAD.

So now, shouldn't this work BOTH WAYS?
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yes- I couldnt tell him that- I've changed my look/hair so much that I know for a fact there had to be one time he didnt like the way I looked. I'd be really hurt if he said something along the lines that he couldnt have sex with me until its fixed

maybe I can convince him to at least trim it.
 
cindylou said:
yes- I couldnt tell him that- I've changed my look/hair so much that I know for a fact there had to be one time he didnt like the way I looked. I'd be really hurt if he said something along the lines that he couldnt have sex with me until its fixed

maybe I can convince him to at least trim it.
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Good luck, maybe that'll work but seriously, just let him be and I guarantee you within the next 2 months he WILL tire of it, especially with the summer heat approaching!

Don't fret about what others think. THAT IS ON THEM. If you husband is good to you then that is all that should matter. It is FACIAL HAIR not 500#!
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Good luck, maybe that'll work but seriously, just let him be and I guarantee you within the next 2 months he WILL tire of it, especially with the summer heat approaching!

Don't fret about what others think. THAT IS ON THEM. If you husband is good to you then that is all that should matter. It is FACIAL HAIR not 500#!
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That is so true - I'll bet the only reason is that we have not had a day over 80 degrees yet - as soon as we do I'll bet that thing is gone!
 
cindylou said:
I cant leave him at home though! I guess i just shouldnt care? I wonder how he'd like it if I quit shaving my legs :evil:
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Please don't ever say that sentence again. :worried:
 
cindylou said:
I knnow - I dont want to be mean or make him think that I dont think he's attractive.

Because I do - its just that I'm embarrased for him a little. - he looks like hes been castaway on an island.

like he might be a little crazy.
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Just tell him. Hell, if you can't simply ask him to shave, how are you supposed to talk about anything important?

Or just let your boosh grow out like you live on a hippy commune and have him go down on you every night.
 
jnevin said:
Just tell him. Hell, if you can't simply ask him to shave, how are you supposed to talk about anything important?

Or just let your boosh grow out like you live on a hippy commune and have him go down on you every night.
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+1

and post pics of said wildbush
 
jnevin said:
Or just let your boosh grow out like you live on a hippy commune and have him go down on you every night.
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+1

exactly what I was gonna say. Combine the no shaving of the pits and legs with no shaving of the boosh. See if he says anything then!
 
jnevin said:
Just tell him. Hell, if you can't simply ask him to shave, how are you supposed to talk about anything important?

Or just let your boosh grow out like you live on a hippy commune and have him go down on you every night.
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LOL!

I have already asked him. I'm a little suprised that he just didnt do it right when I asked him to the first (and second ) I just dont want to be mean about it or for him to think I'm nagging him about his appearance.
 
pintoca said:
+1

and post pics of said wildbush
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I really think that I would attempt this if it wasnt bikini season -( the wildbush not the pics of it)

that would be inappropriate for the pool no?
 
why do women always want men to shave their faces?

I dont get it


one girl told me it was because when i kissed her it was like making out with a hairy pussy


i thought it was hot
 
take a close up pic of him, below his eyes to his chin, and show him what his face looks like?
 
my girl likes the beard...she loves it when i run my bearded face over her skin. i personally don't like it, especially after 1-2 weeks when it gets a bit itchy...and in hot weather...meh. but i hate shaving even more.

does he like licking your pussy? tell him that the beard irritates your gash and that he must get rid of it if he wants to keep on waxing that snatch.
 
Wulfgar said:
why do women always want men to shave their faces?

I dont get it


one girl told me it was because when i kissed her it was like making out with a hairy pussy


i thought it was hot
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OF COURSE you/I would think this! :lmao:
 
Wulfgar said:
why do women always want men to shave their faces?

I dont get it


one girl told me it was because when i kissed her it was like making out with a hairy pussy


i thought it was hot
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i REALLY dont mind a beard, mustache, anything as long as its trimmed. The hairs are wildly curlying everywhere just like pubes on his face. its like, curly and wirey like pube hair! some of its brown, and every once in a while a white one will poke out, completely straight! ha the thing is that he shaves his neck and the mustache part. its like the lower half of a beard thats it. odd looking it is.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
And as for the people who are half-joking about cutting your spouse off for something as superficial as facial hair let's reverse this. Couple months back I cut may hair SHORT... so now, would my husband be justified in saying, "No sex for you till it grows back?"

I knew his preference was long hair but I cut my hair anyways as it was MY HAIR on MY HEAD.

So now, shouldn't this work BOTH WAYS?
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Well my hubby enjoys something and if he had facial hair like that then he would definitely be cut off. lol Hair on the head I can deal with. Facial hair is a big no no.
 
Wulfgar said:
why do women always want men to shave their faces?

I dont get it


one girl told me it was because when i kissed her it was like making out with a hairy pussy


i thought it was hot
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Facial hair sucks because it hurts when you are messing around and getting too close.
 
Wulfgar said:
why do women always want men to shave their faces?

I dont get it


one girl told me it was because when i kissed her it was like making out with a hairy pussy


i thought it was hot
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funny! That's what I thought when I kissed you too!! :rainbow:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
As for no shaving m'self... been there/done that. He REALLY didn't even hardly notice. LOL Which is sorta nice that my husband wouldn't say anything about that... dontcha think?
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Don't forget, he came up in a time when all the women had big hippy bushes. And we had to go down on that stuff.
 
cindylou said:
his face? My husband face, seriously, its getting rediculous. i even showed him a picture of his sideburns which are out of control.

he's not even trimming it. We are going to a wedding this weekend - how do i help him help himself?
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the best way to tell a man you want something/to do something is to be upfront and dont dance around it and make him guess at all!

say "i hate your beard im embarassed to be seen with it, but i still love you and want to suck your cock on the daily"

hell be like "hmm, okay, will u suck it now?"

you be like "only if you shave it asap"

him "while i shave it?"

the rest is up to you
 
Ok, driving home from work I had the BEST idea for this.

Show him Layinback's pee pee pic and say "Shave or I'm leaving you for this"

Bet it works ;-)
 
Mr. dB said:
Don't forget, he came up in a time when all the women had big hippy bushes. And we had to go down on that stuff.
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Gotcha forgot about that but when I meant he didn't say anything about the front lawn I meant I didn't shave NUFFIN - no legs, no underarms, no NUFFIN... and he NEVER said a word.

But then again, when I cut my hair near WWIII broke out but I fixed that right quick!
 
silverstar1025 said:
Tell him no more lovin in the bedroom until he gets rid of it. No way I could have any fun with something always poking and scratching me.
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frigin women using sex as a tool to get sex as a bargaining chip. My wife learned long ago not to try that with me....I am a sexual camel.
 
cindylou said:
his face? My husband face, seriously, its getting rediculous. i even showed him a picture of his sideburns which are out of control.

he's not even trimming it. We are going to a wedding this weekend - how do i help him help himself?
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um, if he is set on not shaving, then just let it be.
 
SublimeZM said:
the best way to tell a man you want something/to do something is to be upfront and dont dance around it and make him guess at all!

say "i hate your beard im embarassed to be seen with it, but i still love you and want to suck your cock on the daily"

hell be like "hmm, okay, will u suck it now?"

you be like "only if you shave it asap"

him "while i shave it?"

the rest is up to you
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I hate to admit it but that would work. Crap.
 
cindylou said:
I knnow - I dont want to be mean or make him think that I dont think he's attractive.

Because I do - its just that I'm embarrased for him a little. - he looks like hes been castaway on an island.

like he might be a little crazy.
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this is two easy and sorry if it is already posted but I'm not reading this whole threat. He is growing it for a reason, thus give him a better reason not to. If he thinks it looks cool, let him know he looks way cooler with out it. ect.



I used to love a beard and then an ex told me "you know I hated when you grew beards because you just don't look as sexy". that was from an ex and I haven't grow one since.
 
silverstar1025 said:
Just tell him to trim that shit or you are leaving his ass at home. ;)
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oh nooooo.. please don't leave me at home, i'd much rather spend a day and a night, and spend $200 for a wedding i don't want to go to..

jk...

I'd suggest that most men are motivated by wanting to make their wives happy

so it's not

"If you don't go with me and shave i will not have sex with you "

instead say..

"Honey, if you'll shave and come to the wedding with me i'll do that thing you especially like"

see.. works everytime..
 
SpyWizard said:
oh nooooo.. please don't leave me at home, i'd much rather spend a day and a night, and spend $200 for a wedding i don't want to go to..

jk...

I'd suggest that most men are motivated by wanting to make their wives happy

so it's not

"If you don't go with me and shave i will not have sex with you "

instead say..

"Honey, if you'll shave and come to the wedding with me i'll do that thing you especially like"

see.. works everytime..
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Obviously a happily married man.
 
Wulfgar said:
Wulfgar works..esp if you are going to link it to this site
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LOL email me the pic you want me to use it then.

I can't promise anything, but we shall see what we can do. You gave an honest response to an honest question. What more could peeps reading a book about internet dating want?
 
cindylou said:
I knnow - I dont want to be mean or make him think that I dont think he's attractive.

Because I do - its just that I'm embarrased for him a little. - he looks like hes been castaway on an island.

like he might be a little crazy.
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stop it, you're doing him a favor
 
this thread is full of great advice - thanks! bng gave me the best advice and offer to shave it for him topless - and I was willing to do that - so I asked him last night if I could shave his face for him just to see what he'd say, and he looked at me and told me he could do it himself and that he would before the wedding.

so i didnt have to do anything. lol. lets see if he actually does it.
 
I did not read through the whole thread but you just need to be real specific with him. Say - that dick does not go in my mouth until your face is shaved.

That will give him clarity on the issue.
 
What kind of job does this guy have where he can go around unshaven?
 
BTW, the facial hair is a control issue, he's exerting his independence. Have you been overly controlling in some other aspect of his life?
 
Mr. dB said:
BTW, the facial hair is a control issue, he's exerting his independence. Have you been overly controlling in some other aspect of his life?
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BINGO...

My husband went batshit crazy when I cut my hair REALLY short. So he swung the other way and decided to go for the homeless guy look (yes, one of my dear husband's flaws is that he is a might passive agressive). He got an added kick out of the situation because he has a position where he is to find high-dollar investors so HE LOVES the reactions he would get from clients when they met him for the first time. Hhehehehehe

As I said, once everyone got used to it and we all stopped making comments about it, he shaved. period
 
Mr. dB said:
BTW, the facial hair is a control issue, he's exerting his independence. Have you been overly controlling in some other aspect of his life?
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+1 Passive/aggressive
Does'nt really have to be you....but it sounds like right now he needs to "feel" he is in control of something.
 
Mr. dB said:
BTW, the facial hair is a control issue, he's exerting his independence. Have you been overly controlling in some other aspect of his life?
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Of course!!! She's a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@#
 
cindylou said:
his face? My husband face, seriously, its getting rediculous. i even showed him a picture of his sideburns which are out of control.

he's not even trimming it. We are going to a wedding this weekend - how do i help him help himself?
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you know. . .if you stop trimming your cooch for a few days, he'll get it. . .you won't even have to say a word. . .
 
I of course jumped to last page of this thread... was assuming u meant grooming down below and had a whole slue of suggestions for you, finally got my sasquatch of a hubby to groom down there... mas bueno! But face hair huh??? Well tell him he his a handsome dude and doesn't need to hide his good looking mug under a beard etc... has worked for me in the past also. All that scruff can ruin a great passionate smooch...
Amie :evil:
 
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