a mememe thread

[shirlene29]

I cant eat anything but water with lemon in it and the simplest carbs you can imagine...pasta with nothing on it
crackers
or oranges


everything smells rotten
all the food is bad...my house smells like it has an animal corpse in it
my washing machine is gross
my dishwasher is gross

someone send me a maid and a chef of bland foods



I fucking hate this and I'm getting very crabby about this

 

[PhoenixS]

Wow girl I am sorry. You have a long way to go too. Do you have morning sickness?

 

[Strongbow]

This thread sux.

 

[nangiggles]

nose plugs? go shopping and look for an air freshener you can stand,then buy 10 and strategically place everywhere

 

[Strongbow]

Did I mention this thread fucking sux?

 

[shirlene29]

Wow girl I am sorry. You have a long way to go too. Do you have morning sickness?

yeah and its really bizarre...its like suddenly I want to barf for no reason but then don't

but everything smells fucking terrible to me

Im convinced the world is rotting poison

 

[-SD-]

Remember, youre puking for two now

 

[digimon7068]

but, your bewbs are ok, yes??

 

[shirlene29]

but, your bewbs are ok, yes??

lolol.YES digi...theyre still superb!

 

[digimon7068]

lolol.YES digi...theyre still superb!

oh thank GOD...ok...carry on with your mememememe thread

 

[Strongbow]

lolol.YES digi...theyre still superb!

Lies

 

[OMEGA]

is butt stuff off or no?

 

[Captain FT]

My wife is 4 months now with baby number two on the way. She's kind of the same way, all my cooking makes her feel sick, and I'm just doing plain chicken and rice. Try peanut butter and jelly, its like the only thing she'll eat.

Enjoy you're new bewbs too, pregnant bewbs rock. Congrats btw. Also, my wife use to love milk but after our first was born she became lactose intolerant. Your body goes through a lot of changes so be ready for it.

 

[lander2312]

Whos tits are those Strongbow?

 

[Strongbow]

Whos tits are those Strongbow?

They aren't preggers boobs bro if that's what you're asking

 

[shirlene29]

My wife is 4 months now with baby number two on the way. She's kind of the same way, all my cooking makes her feel sick, and I'm just doing plain chicken and rice. Try peanut butter and jelly, its like the only thing she'll eat.

Enjoy you're new bewbs too, pregnant bewbs rock. Congrats btw. Also, my wife use to love milk but after our first was born she became lactose intolerant. Your body goes through a lot of changes so be ready for it.

I ate scrambled eggs tonight and they were divine....

for about a half an hr
I actually ran from the kitchen after opening a package of chicken the other day

I just tried 25 mg of B6 and half a unisom...everything still smells funky but I feel like ican navigate away from the toilet finally

I've never been this sick when I was pregnant before...this is insane


anyway!

congrats to you guys as well

 

[PICK3]

stay away from food that once had a face

 

[puddlemonkey]

Your body goes through a lot of changes so be ready for it.

this is like her 8th kid

 

[Strongbow]

this is like her 8th kid

DeeeeeeeeeeAMN

 

[shirlene29]

this is like her 8th kid

4th...and I'm bombing SB because you said that

 

[Strongbow]

Bish Ima kill you

 

[shirlene29]

nice yellow font...cheater

 

[Strongbow]

nice yellow font...cheater

Nice xray titties pregnant girl

 

[shirlene29]

thank you

 

[binö]

ahhh the miracle of procreation1!@#!@#

 

[Strongbow]

No prob, how are you today? Morning sickness yet?

 

[shirlene29]

no actually....I mean, a lil...but a high dose of B6 really took the edge off

far less miserable now

 

[Strongbow]

no actually....I mean, a lil...but a high dose of B6 really took the edge off

far less miserable now

gOOD, Happy to hear things are getting better for you. I didn't know you already had three, for some reason I was thinking you had just one. I ve got 3 that's moms made me claim them and a couple of more spread out all over the country, that I am pretty sure are mine. Their moms didn't like me after they got preggers and decided it was best that they not tell them that their father was The Chosen One. Another kid here in town looks just like my oldest son, is a year younger, but I only banged his mom twice. Who knows, but I was surprised you were on number 4.

 

[shirlene29]

I only have the one with my husband...this will make two for us

 

[bigpokey]

no actually....I mean, a lil...but a high dose of B6 really took the edge off

far less miserable now

high doses of B6 make the baby poop inside u and then u puke it up during morning sickness, no wonder everything smells bad, especially ur breath

 

[ortiz34]

Yeah but doesn't your hubby have like 4 kids with 3 different women

 

[shirlene29]

Yeah but doesn't your hubby have like 4 kids with 3 different women

yeup...Im the third woman with the fourth.
but what can ya do, ya know?
before we go with wisecracks about birth control lets review again, iud, morning after pill..waffled balls..ty