A funny story

[SoKlueles]

Hammy and i went to get his hair cut today, he really needed it too btw
then when he got finished and his hair looked nice btw
and we were driving down the road and he said
"im glad that guy blew me after he got finished cutting my hair"


he was talking bout him using the hair dryer and getting the hair off of him

btw he meant to say it he said

but wanted to lighten the mood today on EF

 

[string_bean00]

post pics of his new haircut

 

[SoKlueles]

OMG read my funny story in stead of the hate threads
this IS DRAMA TOO !!!!!!!!!!

 

[swole]

Did you get anything else while at Walmart?

 

[DieselGunz]

all in context I assume......

 

[SoKlueles]

OMG i feel like poor david hasselhoff did when he did that PPV concert......


at the same time that OJ was being chased down the highway in the white blazer

 

[SoKlueles]

Did you get anything else while at Walmart?

give me my karma back

 

[jaded]

 

[swole]

give me my karma back

I'm just being an e-turd. You know I U and hammy

 

[hamstershaver]

hammy dont get his haircut at walmart

 

[SoKlueles]

I'm just being an e-turd. You know I U and hammy

hammy didnt give u k out of the goodness of his heart either

 

[Raptorex]

this is like watching the playboy channel when you have some new Jenna Jameson porn. No contest.

 

[SoKlueles]

ok now the other threads are closed
read this one its funny

 

[Raptorex]

Get rid of the old lady with the panties, its a real mood killer.

 

[SoKlueles]

Get rid of the old lady with the panties, its a real mood killer.

dude thats me dang

 

[Raptorex]

dude thats me dang

We want to see who fills those panties...

 

[SoKlueles]

We want to see who fills those panties...

its me
u like my new glasses?

 

[Raptorex]

its me
u like my new glasses?

NO

 

[SoKlueles]

NO

damn

 

[needtogetaas]

this is like watching the playboy channel when you have some new Jenna Jameson porn. No contest.

agreid....................

 

[Raptorex]

boys and girls, I am currently out of green, but you will be fed at a later time. TY.

 

[SoKlueles]

boys and girls, I am currently out of green, but you will be fed at a later time. TY.

bastard

 

[Raptorex]

I have this southern woman who plays games with me...are you her?

 

[SoKlueles]

I have this southern woman who plays games with me...are you her?

could be
what does she say and do?

 

[Raptorex]

could be
what does she say and do?

She's fun but nuts.

 

[SoKlueles]

She's fun but nuts.

im fun with nuts is that ok?

 

[Raptorex]

im fun with nuts is that ok?

Nope, Hammy is stuck with you sorry...lol, I'm watching NASCAR stop making me respond to you.

 

[SoKlueles]

Nope, Hammy is stuck with you sorry...lol, I'm watching NASCAR stop making me respond to you.

nascar is for rednecks
and thats hawt


respond promptly please

 

[Raptorex]

do you always interupt Hammy when he is trying to watch golf?

 

[Sub-Zero]

Hammy and i went to get his hair cut today, he really needed it too btw
then when he got finished and his hair looked nice btw
and we were driving down the road and he said
"im glad that guy blew me after he got finished cutting my hair"


he was talking bout him using the hair dryer and getting the hair off of him

btw he meant to say it he said

but wanted to lighten the mood today on EF

i have a better story.
________
i went to a chinese restourant and my dad ordered prawns and me and my brother looked at eachother and BURST OUT laughing and both said "pron"

another one
_________
we were at legal seafood, and my mom didnt know what to get so my dad is like "get the scrod" and my brother and i look at eachother all weird (scrod as in short for scrodum)

then my mom is like i dunno and my dad is like in a stern but at the same time whiney voice "<her name>, you like scrod"
we lost it
_________
one time my brother and i first descrobered what a dildo meant, so we kept sayng it to my mom and it pissed her off and she said we couldn tsay it anymore so my brother calls me "dilbert" to test her, and then i go "shut up dildog" (i mixed up dogbert)

_______
one time when i first go tinstant messenger i was tleling my mom about it and so a coupel weeks later she comes up to my brother and i and is like "how do i get instant masterson" i burst out laughing cause masterson is stupid and reminded me of masturbate

 

[SoKlueles]

do you always interupt Hammy when he is trying to watch golf?

always
do you always flrit with southern women?

 

[Raptorex]

always
do you always flrit with southern women?

Well, never again after my recent experiences She couldn't resist my Northern charm.

 

[buffer1]

Lol,

 

[hamstershaver]

i hate when she bugs me when golf is on

 

[Raptorex]

i hate when she bugs me when golf is on

Whatever happened to our sports filled Sundays without women...I mean my father, his father, his fathers father all enjoyed this benefit. WHY US!

 

[hamstershaver]

Whatever happened to our sports filled Sundays without women...I mean my father, his father, his fathers father all enjoyed this benefit. WHY US!

they arent happy unless they are making us miserable

 

[SoKlueles]

they arent happy unless they are making us miserable

yay

 

[Raptorex]

they arent happy unless they are making us miserable

I don't understand why they developed Viagra, I mean wouldn't we be so much happier without a sex drive? All sports all the time...?

 

[SoKlueles]

I don't understand why they developed Viagra, I mean wouldn't we be so much happier without a sex drive? All sports all the time...?

im gonna start feeding him viagra in his coffee every day that golf is on

 

[Raptorex]

im gonna start feeding him viagra in his coffee every day that golf is on

Quiet, I'm trying to play my geetar now.

 

[nutsnack]

i was laughing so hard...



.. but then i read this post and stopped!

 

[SoKlueles]

Quiet, I'm trying to play my geetar now.

sing us a song by KennY Chesney please

 

[Raptorex]

sing us a song by KennY Chesney please

Just learned "Espescially When the Sun Goes Down" but don't have Uncle Kracker here for backup. I'm way hotter (in a musical sense) than him anyhow.

 

[RADAR]

Is there a moral to this story?

RADAR

 

[gonelifting]

When you say "hammy", do you mean hamstershaver from EF? You guys live near each other? Something tells me you've been seeing a little bit more of each other than on a casual note. I'm thinking you're seeing each other intimately. You've been referring to hammy a lot in the past week or so. I'm not that stupid, I can put 2 and 2 together.

Have you, or have you NOT... went out on a date?



AHAAAA! I broke the case wide open! Answer!

 

[SoKlueles]

When you say "hammy", do you mean hamstershaver from EF? You guys live near each other? Something tells me you've been seeing a little bit more of each other than on a casual note. I'm thinking you're seeing each other intimately. You've been referring to hammy a lot in the past week or so. I'm not that stupid, I can put 2 and 2 together.

Have you, or have you NOT... went out on a date?



AHAAAA! I broke the case wide open! Answer!

he is my brother

 

[gonelifting]

he is my brother

That's allowed in Tenn., right? I still may have broken the case wide open. This is almost like Heraldo's Al Capone safe cracking.

 

[SoKlueles]

That's allowed in Tenn., right? I still may have broken the case wide open. This is almost like Heraldo's Al Capone safe cracking.

dont tell anyone ok? hes my half brother whom i met at a family reunion

 

[gonelifting]

dont tell anyone ok? hes my half brother whom i met at a family reunion

People will find out if they read this thread.

Did you see the kid with the huge balls?

 

[SoKlueles]

People will find out if they read this thread.

Did you see the kid with the huge balls?

yeah, thats hammy