A few random thoughts

[KillahBee]

I was Listerining my mouth up this morning and I had to sneeze REAL bad. It was one of the most intense and difficult moments in my young, but storied, life. I HAD to finish my 30 seconds but the sneeze was just too powerful. I sprinted to the bathroom and put my dome piece over the sink, still trying to swish the mouthwash around while the sneeze was creeping up my throat. I decided to go for the gold and leaned back to gargle mid-sneeze....now I have green walls.

I often get a HUGE urge to chop one of my fingers off. Like when I am cooking and ish and I am holding my butcher's knife. I contemplate it and sometimes have to go sit down or have a cigarette to relax and not do it. I think I just long for a new feeling.

Is anybody else in complete and total amazement and disgust at the idea of People magazine (and the like)?! I mean, I can't even get over the fact that this fucking thing is produced, nevermind the fact that it has very high circulation. It's a fucking magazine about mundane parts of people's lives THAT YOU DON"T KNOW. It's fucking disgusting. If I ever decide to kill myself, I am going to bring a lawnchair with two cupholders into the local grocery shopping establishment and sit down right by the aisle and bring a shotgun. I will take out every fat, waddly, sausage-fingered pig housewife that reaches for that magazine to read about XXX and XXX holding hands in the park.

Seriously. Is there a such thing as a reeeeaaallly hot chick that is not a fucking mess in the head? I'm serious now - I used to half joke about it, but honestly, 9 out of 10 hot chicks I meet are just fucked in the head. Is it a chicken and egg thing or what? It's insane. And most of em have body issues, which is just insane. It's just maddening. Sick fucks.

 

[Lestat]

Seriously. Is there a such thing as a reeeeaaallly hot chick that is not a fucking mess in the head? I'm serious now - I used to half joke about it, but honestly, 9 out of 10 hot chicks I meet are just fucked in the head. Is it a chicken and egg thing or what? It's insane. And most of em have body issues, which is just insane. It's just maddening. Sick fucks.

is it just the hot chicks, or is it ALL chicks? Have you found an ugly chick that had her head on straight?

 

[Raina]

That sounds horrible.
Ummm....I'm fairly out there but I can't relate to that one.
I 100% agree.
Males aren't much better.

 

[KillahBee]

is it just the hot chicks, or is it ALL chicks? Have you found an ugly chick that had her head on straight?

hot ones. it's not even me generalizing anymore, it's a proven fact in my experience.

 

[Lestat]

hot ones. it's not even me generalizing anymore, it's a proven fact in my experience.

so you have taken the time to get to know and get involved with a few fuglies to verify that they are in fact, sane?

 

[nycgirl]

1) You're anal

2) You're crazy

3) I feel that way about the New York Post. When I lived in New York, I wouldn't give a man that approached me with a NY Post in his hand the time of day. Yes, I'm a snobbish bitch w/ standards. But, I'm a happy snobbish bitch.

4) That's why I'm glad I was a nerd and went through some shit. Being humble, its a great gift. Am I crazy sometimes? I've heard I can be. I think that has something to do with the drinking water. Not because someone says I'm hot (which I don't think I am. Sexy? Yes. Hot? I'm not comfortable with that). I'm talking to myself now,I guess I am crazy.

 

[KillahBee]

so you have taken the time to get to know and get involved with a few fuglies to verify that they are in fact, sane?

HELL YES

 

[swole]

dude, jessica alba renewed her library card this weekend

that's news I NEED to know about.

 

[jack sparrow]

I was Listerining my mouth up this morning and I had to sneeze REAL bad. It was one of the most intense and difficult moments in my young, but storied, life. I HAD to finish my 30 seconds but the sneeze was just too powerful. I sprinted to the bathroom and put my dome piece over the sink, still trying to swish the mouthwash around while the sneeze was creeping up my throat. I decided to go for the gold and leaned back to gargle mid-sneeze....now I have green walls.

I often get a HUGE urge to chop one of my fingers off. Like when I am cooking and ish and I am holding my butcher's knife. I contemplate it and sometimes have to go sit down or have a cigarette to relax and not do it. I think I just long for a new feeling.

Is anybody else in complete and total amazement and disgust at the idea of People magazine (and the like)?! I mean, I can't even get over the fact that this fucking thing is produced, nevermind the fact that it has very high circulation. It's a fucking magazine about mundane parts of people's lives THAT YOU DON"T KNOW. It's fucking disgusting. If I ever decide to kill myself, I am going to bring a lawnchair with two cupholders into the local grocery shopping establishment and sit down right by the aisle and bring a shotgun. I will take out every fat, waddly, sausage-fingered pig housewife that reaches for that magazine to read about XXX and XXX holding hands in the park.

Seriously. Is there a such thing as a reeeeaaallly hot chick that is not a fucking mess in the head? I'm serious now - I used to half joke about it, but honestly, 9 out of 10 hot chicks I meet are just fucked in the head. Is it a chicken and egg thing or what? It's insane. And most of em have body issues, which is just insane. It's just maddening. Sick fucks.

Just load up an ABBA CD and booze it up with a loaded gun. It's easier.

 

[Lestat]

HELL YES

lol.. ok, at least you did you research.

I think a lot of dudes only get mixed up with the hot head cases.. but never really sample a few more average chicks..

i've definitely found some psychos among the average though bro... and I am sure there are a couple sane hot ones out there, they just are not single.