KillahBee
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I was Listerining my mouth up this morning and I had to sneeze REAL bad. It was one of the most intense and difficult moments in my young, but storied, life. I HAD to finish my 30 seconds but the sneeze was just too powerful. I sprinted to the bathroom and put my dome piece over the sink, still trying to swish the mouthwash around while the sneeze was creeping up my throat. I decided to go for the gold and leaned back to gargle mid-sneeze....now I have green walls.
I often get a HUGE urge to chop one of my fingers off. Like when I am cooking and ish and I am holding my butcher's knife. I contemplate it and sometimes have to go sit down or have a cigarette to relax and not do it. I think I just long for a new feeling.
Is anybody else in complete and total amazement and disgust at the idea of People magazine (and the like)?! I mean, I can't even get over the fact that this fucking thing is produced, nevermind the fact that it has very high circulation. It's a fucking magazine about mundane parts of people's lives THAT YOU DON"T KNOW. It's fucking disgusting. If I ever decide to kill myself, I am going to bring a lawnchair with two cupholders into the local grocery shopping establishment and sit down right by the aisle and bring a shotgun. I will take out every fat, waddly, sausage-fingered pig housewife that reaches for that magazine to read about XXX and XXX holding hands in the park.
Seriously. Is there a such thing as a reeeeaaallly hot chick that is not a fucking mess in the head? I'm serious now - I used to half joke about it, but honestly, 9 out of 10 hot chicks I meet are just fucked in the head. Is it a chicken and egg thing or what? It's insane. And most of em have body issues, which is just insane. It's just maddening. Sick fucks.
I often get a HUGE urge to chop one of my fingers off. Like when I am cooking and ish and I am holding my butcher's knife. I contemplate it and sometimes have to go sit down or have a cigarette to relax and not do it. I think I just long for a new feeling.
Is anybody else in complete and total amazement and disgust at the idea of People magazine (and the like)?! I mean, I can't even get over the fact that this fucking thing is produced, nevermind the fact that it has very high circulation. It's a fucking magazine about mundane parts of people's lives THAT YOU DON"T KNOW. It's fucking disgusting. If I ever decide to kill myself, I am going to bring a lawnchair with two cupholders into the local grocery shopping establishment and sit down right by the aisle and bring a shotgun. I will take out every fat, waddly, sausage-fingered pig housewife that reaches for that magazine to read about XXX and XXX holding hands in the park.
Seriously. Is there a such thing as a reeeeaaallly hot chick that is not a fucking mess in the head? I'm serious now - I used to half joke about it, but honestly, 9 out of 10 hot chicks I meet are just fucked in the head. Is it a chicken and egg thing or what? It's insane. And most of em have body issues, which is just insane. It's just maddening. Sick fucks.