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40 Mistakes Men Make During Sex...

BigRupe said:
LOL That was a fun post. I hope you took it for the way it was intended and for the laugh! ;)

I do think there is a direct correlation between how much a person enjoys sex and appreciates it for what it is and how little they complain.

I think the more the woman OR man complains the less fun they will actually have.

I still think an International committee of hot, sex starved babes and I should sit down and iron out the rules. I think the Nudging the Head down Rule and the Anal Sex rule should become standard rules of engagement. LOL


lol @ standard rules of engagement.

I'd say the one big NoNO is the holdign of the head during a blowjob. No guarantees that the gag factor won't' engage and then there's no way out and I've got teeth. :worried:
 
Sassy69 said:
lol @ standard rules of engagement.

I'd say the one big NoNO is the holdign of the head during a blowjob. No guarantees that the gag factor won't' engage and then there's no way out and I've got teeth. :worried:


When im gettin head, i never immediately go for her head with my hand or anything. But during the act it just feels natural for me to caress her at least some way, and the side of her head and face just are the closest and only things you can really reach unless youre laying down and shes on her knees to the side of ya.

So I always put my hand on my wifes head, but I never do it to control the pace or to force her to take it deeper or anything. She knows what I like, and doesnt need me to hold her hand :verygood:
 
guys, you shoulde definetly not forget her name - at least while on the job. I found writing it on the inside of my arm helps! Its makes it easier and you get brownie points!
 
This is my 2cents worth. I have found that after being with the same person for 18 years, if you treat her like a queen everyday as much as you can sooner or later she will treat you like a king......Sex equals talking...hard for to know what she wants if the only person who knows it is her. This is not to say that there are not shit bags out there on both side of the gender line, but love is being able to spend 50 years or more with your best friend.
 
Hiatussin said:
Then why do they do it themselves? How can you even stroke, caress, or smooth them when she is bouncing on top of you? either you grab them or you don´t touch them. It doesn´t hurt.


I don´t usually even have the balls to attack that thing as hard as she does herself. I have pretty big strong hands, I´ve used all my force before with thumb or finger. That´s not the exposed part of the clit though, the part right above it. you know what I´m talking about. She´s odd.


Often it´s either a break, or cumming too quick. What about changing positions?


lmao. Massaging with elbows and knees? like a Ukranian Chiro?


I have more touble doing it hard enough, than soft enough

These are the best times. You try every position in the book. I´ve always had the best reactions to these sessions.


I´ve never seen my gf as heated up and wet and passionate as the first time I force myself on her orally in a rough way.


She can always tell. Besides, she should like it. I go down even when she´s on the rag, or has a lot of secretion. Don´t be a fucking fuss. Besides, I know how my sperm tastes, it´s NOT as salt as sea water and its definately not disgusting, unless you have mental issues with the ordeal.


She moves around, and grabs my head when I go down on her. She likes it now and then when I put my belt around her neck and pull her around with it like a leash.

I guess I should, whenever I´m about to cum, excuse myself to the toilet, and shoot right in there, so we can just flush and get that troublesome thing over with? Do you know why they do that stuff in porn? BECAUSE IT TURNS US ON! For me, that would be enough to do next to anything.

A woman liking it when a man cums on her or in her mouth is a true sign of lust, it has a symbolic value where she is appreciative that he finds her so attractive that it makes him orgasm, it´s an oppertunity for a not feminist, not stuck-up woman to tease him a bit. You don´t like the taste? Do you think YOU taste like strawberry milkshake? No. But I like that taste because it is hers, and I love her, and it´s the taste of pussy, and as a straight man, all things good are defined by pussy. You grow to like it. Get over yourself.

I´m sick of this fucking shit, where men are supposed to crawl through the dust to please women, and women are supposed to be praised for letting us hit it in the first place. If thats how it´s going to be played, I´ll take some lube and a good DVD, thank you very much.


Fine, once again just realise, most of the time WE do "all the fucking work" and everybody thinks its normal.

I´m glad there are lists like this. Imagine we´d ourselves have to think of something more exciting or original than ice or feathers, or have to decide for ourselves whether we think hot candle wax is too freaky or not :rolleyes:

It´s just there, sorry. If you´re going to kiss while doing missionary, stomachs are going to touch at the bottom, even if you´re skinny.

I´ve had nothing but positive feedback from this, even to the point where she´s training flexibility again now (was a gymnast when she was younger)

A lot of women like it up the ass. A lot of other women are afraid to admit it.

Grade school stuff. Does anyone actually do that?

Not my thing either, but for many it IS big turn-on

Nothing is more pathetic than hopelessly trying forever, until or after her pussy is already too sore to take any stimulation. Better to let it slide and rethink the strategy for the next time.


I don´t understand how thanking her equates it to soup.
She thanks me when I get her off, usually under the breath of a hot kiss.
I think I thanked her the first few times she gave head, that´s it.
best thing I've ever read on this forum......
 
Sassy69 said:
(courtesy of gotmojo from the POW board, sans POW)


13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY

Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.
:confused: You mean this is a bad thing!

ROFLMAO
 
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