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3/28/07

slat1

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Apparently I am being tested.
That is the weekend my buddies are taking a private jet to LV and staying in a 2,700 sf suite at Mandalay Bay.
Now I find out that is the weekend that I was asked to escort someone to the Playboy Mansion.
Does any of that matter? Nope. My gf has a benefit performance for St. Judes Childrens Hospital that weekend. I can't miss that.
I am re-evaluating my life. Right now I think I should just kill myself. I don't think I like who I am becoming.
 
I wish I could still just be a bad person and not feel guilty.
This whole "feeling guilt" thing sucks. I didn't even see it coming.
 
slat1 said:
I wish I could still just be a bad person and not feel guilty.
This whole "feeling guilt" thing sucks. I didn't even see it coming.
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Ever thought about cloning yourself? hahahaha
 
feisty11975 said:
Ever thought about cloning yourself? hahahaha
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I would not do that to society let alone the female population.
Plus, I would kill my clone if he got to have all sorts of sex with random chicks and I didn't.
 
slat1 said:
I would not do that to society let alone the female population.
Plus, I would kill my clone if he got to have all sorts of sex with random chicks and I didn't.
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your damned if you do and your damned if you don't ;)
 
slat1 said:
Apparently I am being tested.
That is the weekend my buddies are taking a private jet to LV and staying in a 2,700 sf suite at Mandalay Bay.
Now I find out that is the weekend that I was asked to escort someone to the Playboy Mansion.
Does any of that matter? Nope. My gf has a benefit performance for St. Judes Childrens Hospital that weekend. I can't miss that.
I am re-evaluating my life. Right now I think I should just kill myself. I don't think I like who I am becoming.
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meet them there the day after. Southwest.
 
caligirl said:
meet them there the day after. Southwest.
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Its right in the middle of the trip. Its a seven hour flight each way for me too.
Plus, I would rather be at the Playboy Mansion then with my friends.
 
slat1 said:
Its right in the middle of the trip. Its a seven hour flight each way for me too.
Plus, I would rather be at the Playboy Mansion then with my friends.
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I would choose the mansion over Mandalay Bay anyday, The Hotel - the sister to Mandalay is nice, but MB is getting a bit rundown.
check your k message.
 
slat1 said:
Apparently I am being tested.
That is the weekend my buddies are taking a private jet to LV and staying in a 2,700 sf suite at Mandalay Bay.
Now I find out that is the weekend that I was asked to escort someone to the Playboy Mansion.
Does any of that matter? Nope. My gf has a benefit performance for St. Judes Childrens Hospital that weekend. I can't miss that.
I am re-evaluating my life. Right now I think I should just kill myself. I don't think I like who I am becoming.
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I had an invitation to the halloween party at the Playboy mansion in 2003
was on the guest list
 
If I were your girlfriend (or if my bf had the opportunity), I'd tell you/him to go see Hef. You can go to the St. Judes Childrens Hospital thingy next year.

...but that's just me.
 
the-short-one said:
If I were your girlfriend (or if my bf had the opportunity), I'd tell you/him to go see Hef. You can go to the St. Judes Childrens Hospital thingy next year.

...but that's just me.
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She practices all year for it. She gives up a lot to do this for the kids.
I am going to jerk off to porn for a while then I will think about it again.
 
Apropos of nothing......I got to hang out in the Playboy offices for 2 days when I was 24 years old. They were courting me to write a story about the military in Central America subsequent to a letter I had written them)......I ended up not doing it. Really fun time though and they also took me out to clubs in Chicago with bunnies as an escort.
 
So Slat....i comfused here....




beeez ya braggin' or beeez ya complainin' ?



:FRlol:
 
slat1 said:
Apparently I am being tested.
That is the weekend my buddies are taking a private jet to LV and staying in a 2,700 sf suite at Mandalay Bay.
Now I find out that is the weekend that I was asked to escort someone to the Playboy Mansion.
Does any of that matter? Nope. My gf has a benefit performance for St. Judes Childrens Hospital that weekend. I can't miss that.
I am re-evaluating my life. Right now I think I should just kill myself. I don't think I like who I am becoming.
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I think we really need to start hanging out so I can pick up the scraps.
 
girlfriends are disposable.. playboy mansion trips are not.. do the mansion or regret it for life once you break up w/ her
 
The_Clockwork said:
girlfriends are disposable.. playboy mansion trips are not.. do the mansion or regret it for life once you break up w/ her
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i fucked mine up
I was dating a chick in los angeles and I'm in alabama
we got into a phone fight and that was "it"
but I had a flight out there booked and paid for
so I got online and searched some los angeles personals and met some chick attending UCLA
talked on the phone etc. and we were planning on getting together
and it turns out her dormmate's granddad was hugh hefner's personal butler for like the last 30 years
so we were going to the party
my recent xgf called me and I had to tell her what I was doing instead
man she sure shaped up in nano-seconds
 
I've been to the mansion because one of my business partners used to run Playboy casino's in the 70's.

You're a dumbass if you skip the mansion.

Mandalay can be done another time....St Jude's???? Send a check to Marlo Thomas
 
gotmilk said:
I've been to the mansion because one of my business partners used to run Playboy casino's in the 70's.

You're a dumbass if you skip the mansion.

Mandalay can be done another time....St Jude's???? Send a check to Marlo Thomas
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oh I so fucked that up
I should have blown off my gf and taken the co-ed to the party
and be sure to meet her roommate and get that connect established
I could have got that GF back later
it would have ate her up inside knowing I was in town w/another chick at the playboy mansion

don't ask me for advice slat
 
The playboy mansion is actually sort of cheesy. It doesn't look like its been remodeled since the 70's.
 
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