100 Reasons it's Great to be a Guy

[Lumberg]

worth a gratuitous bump....tho the never shaving anythign below your neck thing isn't true for BBers

99/100 aint bad!

 

[~ThaGame~]

worth a gratuitous bump....tho the never shaving anythign below your neck thing isn't true for BBers

99/100 aint bad!

i was going to say the same thing

 

[velvett]

37. If your 34 and single, nobody notices.

60. The world is your urinal.

I hat you all.


























j/k

Just jealous

 

[hellorhih2o]

100 Reasons it's Great to be a Guy

9. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.

Unless... you hang out with "EF kind of people". They'll tell ya. "You phat phuk, what did you do, eat a horse?" or "you look like a flat-chested 12 year old girl"

 

[queena_82]

100 Reasons it's Great to be a Guy

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. NOt if you're talking to me!

2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. Some chicks like that

6. You don't have to monitor your friends sex lives. You do too!.

13. All your orgasms are real. YEA RIGHT!!!!

14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex. SOME OF US!

22. You can kill your own food. WOMEN HUNT!

23. The garage is all yours. My car is going in the garage I'm not geting out and scraping the ice off my car in 20 degrees.

26. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow. THEY MIGHT

27. You never have to clean the toilet. If you live with me you do

33. The National College Cheerleading Championships. HEY! I like that!

35. You don't have to shave below your neck. SOME DO!

37. If your 34 and single, nobody notices. wanna bet

42. You can be president. OOOH DON'T GET ME STARTED

43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat. What woman are you rideing with?

45. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.

46. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours. Women don't?

51. Foreplay is optional. NOT

60. The world is your urinal. HMMMM....

62. You get to jump up and slap stuff. Just what are you talking about slaping

75. You don't mooch off others' desserts. yea!

83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked. Actually you just don't mind that they are imagining you naked

 

[from zero]

Ha. Best thread ever.

 

[~ThaGame~]

Ha. Best thread ever.

its very close to

 

[Nathan]

This thread would have been way better had you posted 100 pics of various hot naked chicks.

 

[casavant]

Heheh. I think I've seen this before, but it's funny every time.

Some of my favorites:

21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.

34. None of your co-workers have the power tomake you cry.

43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.

59. You can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even

thinking. "He must be mad at me".

85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell

your friends you've changed.

87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*#k it!"