Recent content by TheBudMan

I will be soon revealing my training in detail with a book titled, How to have muscles that are pumped like danny devitos head. i will write this book holding the pencil between my pectorals and flexing them to make words. This book will be special. After completing each chapter of chronicles, I...

I have posted this before but let me do it again for all you people with inferior straw leg genetics who want to eat like a champion. Meal 1: 20 Raw Eggs 2 Loaves of Bread 1 Bowl of Austrian Brand Steroids + 4 Litres of Milk 1 Apple 1 Ostrich Post-Workout Shake: 1 Bottle Austrian Brand...

I would like to share with you pictures highlighting adventures from my life of being world champion bodybuilder. This is my wife Maria and I meeting our dinner at an exotic restaurant where they let you pick which noodlekeg you want to eat before they cook it: HA! One of my personal...

Back when I trained with Franco we would venture into the woods of argentina and have sexual intercourse with jaguars shortly following professional body builder bench presses. I would always laugh at Franco because the jaguar always escaped his baby grip. So far to date no woman except for...

HEllo again people. I have been searching far and near around the globe for such an item called the Bottle of Aptness. He who drinks it starts lifting heavy body builder weights with perfect form. I would like to share with you my tale of travels. I booked my plane ticket using priceline...

Yes I have a new name but i am still the same world champion body builder. I will now make known to you a story about how i started the war in iraq. ONe morning I woke up late for a personal training class. Gerard butler asked me to turn his floppy noodle keg body into world champion body...

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Very cute baby! I'm a sales rep for Bud up here in CT. You look like a very proud father.

I want crowns!

Definitely the NFL (Giants)

You look very happy with eachother :)

Lestat how do people get that much karma? That is nuts!

If you already know, SHUUUUUUT UUUUUUPP!!! If not, take a guess you IDIOOOOOOOTTTT!!

I bet I am more swole than you, fucking noodle.

Vooooteeeeeee Noooooooooow!!