ef bros whose ass you would unquestionably lick

[samoth]

5 years ago when people were permanently inking themselves with retarded tattoos, that might have worked. Today it just means you are even less intelligent than we all already believe.

TITCR

Even cattle aren't dumb enough to brand themselves.

 

[puddlemonkey]

As long as he stays incapacitated by large amount of painkillers I could probably take on puddles. Just don't let him near his gun collection.

















b0und (I could)

I don't think I could live with myself if I were to lose to an Aussie. Especially one as feminine as you

 

[Strongbow]

TITCR

Even cattle aren't dumb enough to brand themselves.

Says the fucking tranny with a fetish for farm animals Fucking fag

 

[puddlemonkey]

Says the fucking tranny with a fetish for farm animals Fucking fag

retort FAIL!

 

[samoth]

Says the fucking tranny with a fetish for farm animals Fucking fag

Perhaps if your owner milked you a bit more often you wouldn't be so crabby.

*gives you a carrot*

 

[puddlemonkey]

Perhaps if your owner milked you a bit more often you wouldn't be so crabby.

Gross, his mom still claims him as a dependent.

 

[ceo]

ass lickers, unite!!!!

 

[just...v]

ass lickers, unite!!!!

Lololol!

 

[canadianhitman]

ass lickers, unite!!!!

You cunt.

Changing 'kick' to 'lick' totally screws up my answer, cuz there's no way I'd make "short work" of pick3 if it were ass licking rather than kissing.

I mean, there are logistics involved: peeling off the skin-tight leather pants, then prying free the ginormous butt-plug would be somewhat time consuming. Then, when all that's done, you'd have a lot of territory to cover...because after all those years of abuse his ass is knot gonna be small.

 

[shirlene29]

You cunt.

Changing 'kick' to 'lick' totally screws up my answer, cuz there's no way I'd make "short work" of pick3 if it were ass licking rather than kissing.

I mean, there are logistics involved: peeling off the skin-tight leather pants, then prying free the ginormous butt-plug would be somewhat time consuming. Then, when all that's done, you'd have a lot of territory to cover...because after all those years of abuse his ass is knot gonna be small.

this typo is really quite excellent here