ef bros whose ass you would unquestionably lick

[75th]

i'll go first.
1. n2-i'm thinking dude is a smoker and dips. bad cardio. i'll just run and breakdance around him until he gets wheezy.
2. alcatraz-dude will be ironing his new mma shorts which will distract him as i stab him from behind with a stick
3. strongbow-hes all sorts of disabled, plus he'd be spending too much of his time photoshopping pictures to pay attention to the beat down i'm putting on him.
4. rw-i'd take the car in her front lawn off of the cinder blocks before i called her out of her house. upon exiting she would think that her hydraulics were busted (as the car is so low now), and I would slam her head in the car door when she went to investigate.
5. bino-fools that write in haiku never fight well.

discuss

 

[Strongbow]

I will kick the shit out of all you mutha fuckers that includes women, children, homos, mods, mentors, and ombudsman.

 

[binö]

1. i'd feel pretty confident against jackangel.
2. shirley cause she's preggos
3. jg cause he doesn't like jesus, and jesus haters never get teh win

 

[lartinos]

That was actually very funny SB, lol. Everyone in this thread..

 

[mrplunkey]

StrongMo seems like the weaksauce player to me as well. Bad back + photoshop abs = teh lose.

 

[-SD-]

StrongMo seems like the weaksauce player to me as well. Bad back + photoshop abs = teh lose.

plus teh boyband bathroom mirror pic

 

[mrplunkey]

plus teh boyband bathroom mirror pic

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this guy won't kick anyone's ass either:

 

[canadianhitman]

I'm fairly confident I'd make short work of pick3

 

[Strongbow]

Plus I have a big ass tribal tatt that = unquestionable bad ass

 

[Strongbow]

StrongMo seems like the weaksauce player to me as well. Bad back + photoshop abs = teh lose.

If you will kneel down in front of me and open your mouth I will show you how weak my sauce is