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chris302001
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Why this made the news this morning, I don't know. You're all gonna suffer with me.
Holy crap these bitches are annoying.....
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Thems is just salt of the earth folk, REAL Americans (and you goddam better capitalize the "A" on that mister!) from the REAL part of America, you know, in the middle of the continent somewhere. Plus theyre married and we all know married people are much better than nonmarried people.
chris302001
Banned
If I had been that officer driving by I would have got out and TAZED her ass and took her to jail for Public Disorderly Conduct.
Hmmm? Let me try and think about how to put it without being very racist on both ends. I'll be right back.
chris302001
Banned
apparently a husband calling contest at the state fair in PA or something. Weird.
Razorguns
Well-known member
Oh hell no! You'd find yourself having beers with the president apologizing to her.
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I know right? Otherwise Mitch would be up there callin ya home. LOLOLOL I COULDN'T RESIST IT . SORRY.
jesus..was that sponsored by maury, or sara lee?
imagine being married to someone like that...or even someone who thinks that kind of annoying bullshit is even halfway acceptable.
CajunSaint
New member
this was on the fucking news!!
cryptosporidium
New member
wtf... NO 
Someone explain to me what that clip is about
Bikini Mod
New member
OK first off - if you are wearing a moo-moo damned straight your husband isn't breaking his neck to get his ass home to you.
But let's say for a second that your husband isn't THAT superficial, why THE FUCK would he be in a hurry to get home to a beast who is a harpy bitch too? Can't you find better shit to do with your time than holler for your spouse? I am thinkin if you were fukkin the milkman while he was sittin his fat happy ass down at the local bar or sittin in some damned tree somewhere waiting for some deer to come by so you could shoot him just to have a *constructive reason* to not be home either fukkin your wife or helpin around home with the homestead and/or your offspring she wouldn't be tryin to bust a vein hollerin for your sorry ass to come home.
I have always been the kind of spouse that a man would come RUNNING home too (shit, I've been remarried damned near 3 years and I STILL can't get rid of my ex). Something I learned after growing up in the working class bar industry.
If I were to be so moved to enter a contest of that sort:
I'd wear a bikini and NOT SAY A FREAKING WORD. If he didn't coming running then I would think I'd need to reconsider who I'd chosen for a lifemate.
As for the "mother calling contest" - I'm even more aghast. Not one of my kids EVER had to raise their voice to get my attention... neither I to get theirs. I was ALWAYS on top of their shit (especially when they didn't want me to be) and all I did to *call* them was make eye-contact and raise fingers. They all knew that they needed heaven's help if I'd gotten to finger number 3 as I was quite spry and more than happy to guide them accordingly.
But let's say for a second that your husband isn't THAT superficial, why THE FUCK would he be in a hurry to get home to a beast who is a harpy bitch too? Can't you find better shit to do with your time than holler for your spouse? I am thinkin if you were fukkin the milkman while he was sittin his fat happy ass down at the local bar or sittin in some damned tree somewhere waiting for some deer to come by so you could shoot him just to have a *constructive reason* to not be home either fukkin your wife or helpin around home with the homestead and/or your offspring she wouldn't be tryin to bust a vein hollerin for your sorry ass to come home.
I have always been the kind of spouse that a man would come RUNNING home too (shit, I've been remarried damned near 3 years and I STILL can't get rid of my ex). Something I learned after growing up in the working class bar industry.
If I were to be so moved to enter a contest of that sort:
I'd wear a bikini and NOT SAY A FREAKING WORD. If he didn't coming running then I would think I'd need to reconsider who I'd chosen for a lifemate.
As for the "mother calling contest" - I'm even more aghast. Not one of my kids EVER had to raise their voice to get my attention... neither I to get theirs. I was ALWAYS on top of their shit (especially when they didn't want me to be) and all I did to *call* them was make eye-contact and raise fingers. They all knew that they needed heaven's help if I'd gotten to finger number 3 as I was quite spry and more than happy to guide them accordingly.
