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Fun game? Let's play NAME THAT MEMBER

"When I get home from work I hope to seduce my wife and kick back with some Jim Beam whisky, not a bad life for a +40 year old"
 
Q: "I like teh cawk"

A: "I'll take who is rnch/SHRIMP/POBOY/bw1/Lestat for $1,000 Alex"
 
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What a bunch of losers on this thread.

You are getting exactly what you deserve. America is lost forever and we're all fucked.
 
Okay got one...
The wit and general character make every post of ariel347 cause me to sit and look within to see if I can possibly come near the level of articulation and common sense rarely seen on any forum. Reading his posts causes a tear to fall from my gnomelike eyes and fall upon my wirey yet supple facial goat. Oh my I need to go I feel a bm coming on. Fair well all, I shall retire for the night, my nurse must wheel me away.


 
-ariel- said:
okay got one...
the wit and general character make every post of ariel347 cause me to sit and look within to see if i can possibly come near the level of articulation and common sense rarely seen on any forum. Reading his posts causes a tear to fall from my gnomelike eyes and fall upon my wirey yet supple facial goat. Oh my i need to go i feel a bm coming on. Fair well all, i shall retire for the night, my nurse must wheel me away.
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gom!
 
Smurfy said:
"last night was rough
slayed a fatty
meh
ive done worse
discuss"
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Yeah that made taxicab confessions seem like Family Ties.

A good drinking game would've been to take shots every time my head would go back, and in disbelief, I'd utter a 'Whoah... Holy Shit' in response.

Great Bro, though.
 
I had this amazing party over the weekend. All these hag-fags wanted to touch my perfect physique. Who the hell do they think they are? The nerve of some people.

So we all got naked in the pool until I told them they had to go home on Sunday.
 
you bought a new bag of I told you so's??? Mom we cant even afford fries, what are you doing wasting money on I told you so's....
 
So get this guys, I totally banged these two broads in the club, went back to their place that same night and had a giant orgy with their sisters and their hot moms. Oh yeah, no pics as usual....
 
Hey Ariel - an evening right here. Just turned 9:30pm :)

Need to take a shower as I just hit the gym but I'm too tired and exhausted :(

Have a great week!
 
Cardinal Slin said:
Hey Ariel - an evening right here. Just turned 9:30pm :)

Need to take a shower as I just got hit in the ass at the gym so I'm too tired and exhausted :)

I am having a great week! Eight total shots up my 'shutte. I was going to try and break P3 record, but he is good.
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TMI bro.... damn
 
Hey myway you whore! Where has your bitch-ass been? U are slacking. U are a useless piece of shit and stfu! O-yea. Don't forget to send me new pics of the lil one. Peace out.
 
I was fucking these two little coked up christmas vixens and hadn't busted a nut yet and was like well fuck i wasted half the night on these whores and now it is 8AM and I got to run pick up my little girl.
 
This is a dark
cold world but I dont
care.
Time to go flip a body. Talked to an
old girlfriend late tonight.
I might go take her to dinner or something nice.
That will be all because I get sick of her shit.
I think I am burning dinner.
Who cares will just eat when the sun comes up
You can all burn in hell
 
So I had to deal with this BITCHY lady at work today. I mean this woman REALLY gets on my last nerves! I swear if my shit didn't stink, I'd be at the top of this company. Can you believe she does this kinda behavior? She is SO crazy!


11pages
 
ortiz34 said:
So I had to deal with this BITCHY lady at work today. I mean this woman REALLY gets on my last nerves! I swear if my shit didn't stink, I'd be at the top of this company. Can you believe she does this kinda behavior? She is SO crazy!


11pages
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lol

You forgot her $50k retainer.
 
ortiz34 said:
So I had to deal with this BITCHY lady at work today. I mean this woman REALLY gets on my last nerves! I swear if my shit didn't stink, I'd be at the top of this company. Can you believe she does this kinda behavior? She is SO crazy!


11pages
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bant.


...but LOL@ 11pages
 
ortiz34 said:
"When I get home from work I hope to seduce my wife and kick back with some Jim Beam whisky, not a bad life for a +40 year old"
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you had to pick on me first??? d00d. . .the life i live. . .most of the would-be jet-setters here at ef would die of absolute boredom after about a week. . .truth be told though?? it's about all the excitement i can handle :)
 
Just got out of the building, heading down the side walk and I hear, "excuse me", "excuse me" I turn around and he is running after me. He comes up to and says "here" hands me a piece of paper with his contact info and turns and runs away. This is like the 5th or 6th time doods, real feminine ones have hit on me in the past few months


 
mrplunkey said:
omg that one brings back memories.

Want to settle the bet with a 40-yard dash?
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Cancel that. I just fell off my house.

But I'm using the downtime to shave my starfish. It's very nice and smooth now.
 
-Ariel- said:
Just got out of the building, heading down the side walk and I hear, "excuse me", "excuse me" I turn around and he is running after me. He comes up to and says "here" hands me a piece of paper with his contact info and turns and runs away. This is like the 5th or 6th time doods, real feminine ones have hit on me in the past few months
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bw1!!
 
mrplunkey said:
omg that one brings back memories.

Want to settle the bet with a 40-yard dash?
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You losers... I really DID pull my hamstring and posted pics to prove it.

You all just hate me because I am a member of MENSA, own my own home and have a really hot wife circa 1976.
 
mrplunkey said:
Cancel that. I just fell off my house.

But I'm using the downtime to shave my starfish. It's very nice and smooth now.
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You are going straight to hell for that, along with all the baby-seal clubbers and law enforcement officials who JOOSE....

Nevermind... those guys are my friends and they DON'T joose. They just look like they do.
 
digimon7068 said:
you had to pick on me first??? d00d. . .the life i live. . .most of the would-be jet-setters here at ef would die of absolute boredom after about a week. . .truth be told though?? it's about all the excitement i can handle :)
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first, because I love you

second, my mind drew a blank and you came to mind first, no harm intended.
You got a good life bro, always good to hear positive relationship and family
 
Since we have been dissing us old harley guys here is a blast from the past.

I just looked at buying this $500 jacket, I am thinking about buying a sportster with a windshield. (Insert a pic of an old sportster with a little windshield and a couple of walmart bags painted black attached to the rear seat.)

Fvk dem ho's let them buy me drinks (I already paid the $4.00 cover and I got enough gas money to get home)
 
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