Oh, my real boss is great.
the president and the ceo of my company had a fight over me. the president won (yay!) and now I no longer have to report to the ceo at all (yay!).
as soon as that happened, the ceo decided he loved me (work love, not prison love) and has been showing me off to every investor.
I am shocked I was not offered that too.. I had the guy open magazines and show me pages of hardcore, and then he showed me toys.I tried to tell him it was not for me but I don't think he believed me much. LOL
Oh my god. Are you serious? I can just picture you standing there "ok, open it up. Does it have hard dick? No, you look at it, I can't do it. Just tell me if it does or not."
Actually my partner thought I was fucking someone in that mag. He didn't understand why someone would overnight a copy of it to me. He looked on every single page for "clues" to see who it was.
Oh my god. Are you serious? I can just picture you standing there "ok, open it up. Does it have hard dick? No, you look at it, I can't do it. Just tell me if it does or not."
Actually my partner thought I was fucking someone in that mag. He didn't understand why someone would overnight a copy of it to me. He looked on every single page for "clues" to see who it was.
Hell no, I was not asking questions as at...In fact he brought me two magazines and opened them and insisted I look through them all which in total is 4 magazines because he wanted to be secure that who I was buying it for would like it...I was like no, you look at it, I am all set..Then he took me to the toy section and there was a pink jelly man sitting semi indian style with his cawk in the air and I guess men bounce on it...I was all like HOly shit, get away from me, then onto the glass toys with bumps on them..I was so f'n ashamed...Next time I am sending you a dyke book, atleast I can handle that!!
Yeah I told the guy that my friend preferred rich looking, muscular but pretty boys..So I tried my hardest to find a good page for you to open up to but I kinda chose it with my eyes closed. LOL