Did I do something wrong?

[puddlemonkey]

oh god lmao i got a few good ones coming ....for your amusement

Sweet! Lay 'em on us! brb, gotta run to the store.

 

[Smurfy]

After 4+ yrs, why would he be asking me this question?

And then get so bent out of shape when i tell him he wasnt the best?

 

[jnevin]

After 4+ yrs, why would he be asking me this question?

And then get so bent out of shape when i tell him he wasnt the best?

He talks like an 8 year old.

 

[Smurfy]

He talks like an 8 year old.

lol!

 

[miplank]

is he talking about the junk in your trunk?

 

[Smurfy]

is he talking about the junk in your trunk?

lol no he's calling me "junk"
like calling me an asshole lmao

 

[miplank]

lol no he's calling me "junk"
like calling me an asshole lmao

lol...never heard anyone ever call someone "junk".


Tell him he has a small penis, then post his reply

 

[Smurfy]

lol...never heard anyone ever call someone "junk".


Tell him he has a small penis, then post his reply

well that wont do any good. he already knows he doesnt have a small penis. so i cant use that against him.

lol he has his own way of talking i guess

 

[miplank]

well that wont do any good. he already knows he doesnt have a small penis. so i cant use that against him.

lol he has his own way of talking i guess

tell him he couldn't find the g-spot if he had a map.


post the reply

 

[Smurfy]

tell him he couldn't find the g-spot if he had a map.


post the reply

lol i could but those texts above were from like a week ago so if i text him right now, it'd be kinda out of the blue, and he might get the wrong idea. (he texts me , but i never initiate for fear he may think i want it)