uh oh. my russian girlfriend wants my phone number.

[stilleto]

Hello my dear John!!!
I've just arrived to Moscow, the train did not come at time but my
friend met me at the railway station..
I was really happy to see her!!! From now I'll write you from her
place!!!
Tomorrow I should go to the agency to find all necessary information for
my trip to you.
Probably I shall call you when i receive the visa and all the other
documents.
Tell me your phone number???? I will try to phone you
Today I am very tired.
And now I want to go bath and then sleep!!!
Hope to hear from you very soon!!!
I kiss you!!!!
Elena

 

[lartinos]

I'm sure one of the guys on here will talk to this bitch.
Too bad Dr.Sketch is on timeout.

 

[cindylou]

wow she wants to call??????

so I guess we know that He is a She...unless He gets a She to call.;

 

[stilleto]

probably will just get a woman to call.

When I read about this, it says that they will never directly reply to my email or questions, which is what has been happening.

so. um... which one of you wants to be me?

 

[-Ariel-]

I'm sure one of the guys on here will talk to this bitch.
Too bad Dr.Sketch is on timeout.

+1
BallsDeep is perfect for this.
It would be funnier though is if they actually connected.
Sketch and Russian Chic.
Be some good threads.

Yeah, Sketch would be perfect
PoBoy would kick ass as well.

Michael Scott wouldn't do it, but I would like to see him talk to her as well.
I would dig on his offbeat sarcasm amped up with the tension of intensity, awkwardness,
might be some funny shit. Then again maybe not.

 

[NEO1]

My cawk isn't big enough to pretend to be you.

I vote for either puddles (who wouldnt want to be with a man that breaks his chair masturbating) or Ariel, he speaks so intelligently and articulately he will have her head spinning within minutes.

Oh and all conversations should be recorded and posted here, ya know for legal reasons.

probably will just get a woman to call.

When I read about this, it says that they will never directly reply to my email or questions, which is what has been happening.

so. um... which one of you wants to be me?

 

[stilleto]

+1
BallsDeep is perfect for this.
It would be funnier though is if they actually connected.
Sketch and Russian Chic.
Be some good threads.

Yeah, Sketch would be perfect
PoBoy would kick ass as well.

Michael Scott wouldn't do it, but I would like to see him talk to her as well.
I would dig on his offbeat sarcasm amped up with the tension of intensity, awkwardness,
might be some funny shit. Then again maybe not.

OMG!! OMG>
i need michealscott to do it. because.. um... when I gave her my fake address, i made me live in the same state Michaelscott lives in.

 

[lostinfitness]

have her call me stilleto
you have my number

 

[curvymommy]

LOL! Whoa! I like the way she "talks"

"I kiss you"

 

[stilleto]

have her call me stilleto
you have my number

REALLY? you'd do it?
you have to be John.
and live alone. and own your own construction company. you have to be just a WEEE bit creepy and lonely and you have to be to be totally in lust for Elena, your russian gf.

I need your number again though.