Fart during Sex

[IncredibleHoss]

Ever happen to anybody.

Happened once as drunk sex in college and I remember being on top and just blowing one. We were both pretty gone and both LOLED and kept going

 

[IncredibleHoss]

OH and i farted in the shower this morning. smelt that shit and was like wtF!!

 

[miplank]

protein farts...LOL

 

[IncredibleHoss]

Damn cytogainer.
It has to be that and all them egg whites

 

[IncredibleHoss]

Another embarassing one was when it was my first day of lifting. We had a lift test for football and i drank a blender full protein shake and was ripping farts that reaked so damn bad. all the guys were like what the fuck is that smell

 

[gixxerman]

dude..thats nothing..i once started dating this girl...while i was on a cycle. i was eating like a horse and drinking 3 protein shakes a day...lets say my farts smelled like a rotting pile of shit and they continue throughout the day. one night she was giving me head and i felt one coming...o man i did my best to hold it in..but it managed to seep its way out and she drew her head up faster than that lil squeeker came out..hahahaha. i was totally comfortable with the girl but the head felt so good i didnt want to make her stop. O WELL!

 

[SpyWizard]

pull my finger..

 

[gixxerman]

she pulled the wrong finger, lol.

 

[Arabian]

When I was married my wife and I were at the beach and she was in the shower and I pulled the curtain back and blew one in there and she threw up.lmao..

 

[lilj888]

When I was married my wife and I were at the beach and she was in the shower and I pulled the curtain back and blew one in there and she threw up.lmao..

haha thats hilarious