what cycle can make you gain 60 lbs in a year to avoid army

[JayC9]

the McDonalds diet is a tried and tested method

 

[JayC9]

talk about a major brand picking the wrong character

"hey georgie, wanna balloon?, they all float down here"

 

[Fishak]

What a silly pussy ass fuckin faggot! Man the fuck up you tree huggin sandle slappin hippy! Serve you god damn country or get the fuck out. I am tired of these silly homos. Jesus!

 

[the_alcatraz]

What a silly pussy ass fuckin faggot! Man the fuck up you tree huggin sandle slappin hippy! Serve you god damn country or get the fuck out. I am tired of these silly homos. Jesus!

homophobic much?

 

[wootoom]

Tell you're friend to quit being a pussy. Sounds like no matter what he wont be convinced to man up. Have him put his foot in a miter saw and cut off all his toes on one foot.

*your*

 

[bakemeacookie]

What a silly pussy ass fuckin faggot! Man the fuck up you tree huggin sandle slappin hippy! Serve you god damn country or get the fuck out. I am tired of these silly homos. Jesus!

didn't knpw turkey was being attacked. Can we draft you to go fight in iraq and die so we can get cheap oil?

 

[Fishak]

didn't knpw turkey was being attacked. Can we draft you to go fight in iraq and die so we can get cheap oil?

I deployed to iraq for 18 months. ive been just about everywhere in that country. And no I cant just go there and die. Great comeback. why in hell would anyone try an get fat in order to avoid being drafted. Man the fuck up.

 

[Strongbow]

You guys stop being faggots and tell this ngr what he needs to know to gain 60 pounds. Hey bro just do Abombs at like 300mgs ed for 12 months and you'll be big as a house. Draft dodging piece of monkey shit. I personally would feel better knowing that good ole Uncle sam doesn't trust this mutha fucker with a gun around good soldiers, therefore I hope he gains 60 pounds or dies before he gets drafted.

 

[PICK3]

I would rather gay it up then be fat

gay & fat is no way to go through life



just sayin'

 

[Jack steel]

not muscle bro he just wants the weight. fat or water doesnt matter. if 30 kg of muscle a year was possible i would also want to do that lol

Actually he said it doesn't matter if its fat or muscle as long as his height and weight don't meet the standard. 5'6" 250 pounds of muscle would be hell in the military as well.