Gotta go with CEO on this one, elitist ... and might I add, not terribly Christian of you.
I've got a basic philosophy, if I'm wrong about the way the spiritual world works and the "heaven" camp is right, I'm not dreadfully motivated to spend eternity surrounded by a whole bunch of folks like you. Just saying

Jesus was alright but his followers can often be downright snobs (granted, the same can be said of many religious movements).
If the universe was created by a singular intelligence, it doesn't prefer any one species of its creations over the other, never mind preferring one
gender over the other, it wouldn't be threatened by spiritual philosophy or sexual preference, nor would it be petulant and cruel. Oh, and it wouldn't have a penis. If anything it would be of both sexes. If "God" created man in its own image then god is both male and female because men can't make babies by themselves *shrug*
Yahweh was an ancient Hebrew tribal god, like any of the other tribal gods. Jesus was human, not a god (personally I think he was an ascended master) and I think a lot of his messages got lost over the years, particularly the messages that threatened the power of Mother Church. I can easily see the council of Nicea sitting around a big table reading scriptures saying "We can't let the peons hear this crap, our tithes will drop and women will want equality. Toss that shit in the fire."
Your narrow minded beliefs have been shaped by centuries of control by a greedy, power hungry organization. The Bible is a contrivance, edited by ruthless humans, the whole religion evolved having over the centuries to perpetuate control through fear. Fear of hell, fear of retribution, fear of leaving the religion, fear of pain and death, fear of free thought. In short, fear of anything that threatens Christianity's streams of revenue