Playing my first poker game tonight

[blueta2]

Alright, so I've never played poker and I'm part of a texas something or other poker game tonight.

What do I need to know?
Do I need to have a poker face?

We're playing for money so I don't want to lose! Momma needs a new pair of shoes!

 

[miplank]

If you don't know how to play you're going to lose

 

[cindylou]

yeah, you need to practice online or something before you start using real money or you're going to lose it You on facebook? Practice there for a couple hours

 

[blueta2]

You're all so encouraging....haha! I'm not going to lose, am I? ;-)
The thought of FB poker gives me hives

 

[75th]

Always go all in before the flop. It will scare everyone else into folding.

 

[blueta2]

good tip, keep em coming!

 

[75th]

lol

Seriously, dont do what I said.

 

[lartinos]

Card games are boring, most of the losers I know who play think they are pro's but they are really unemployed.

 

[75th]

Okay.

 

[cindylou]

Card games are boring, most of the losers I know who play think they are pro's but they are really unemployed.

loll I don't know anyone like this but I still laughed

 

[lartinos]

Yup, mostly losers and people with nothing to do. Just look around the next time you are in a Casino, bunch of losers and 90 year women playing slots until the sun comes up.

 

[cindylou]

Yup, mostly losers and people with nothing to do. Just look around the next time you are in a Casino, bunch of losers and 90 year women playing slots until the sun comes up.

I don't gamble.

 

[miplank]

Yup, mostly losers and people with nothing to do. Just look around the next time you are in a Casino, bunch of losers and 90 year women playing slots until the sun comes up.

Those are called retired people

 

[75th]

Yup, mostly losers and people with nothing to do. Just look around the next time you are in a Casino, bunch of losers and 90 year women playing slots until the sun comes up.

Card games are boring

 

[wootoom]

Fuck off

 

[PICK3]

Alright, so I've never played poker and I'm part of a texas something or other poker game tonight.

What do I need to know?
Do I need to have a poker face?

We're playing for money so I don't want to lose! Momma needs a new pair of shoes!

Knot sure if this gambling/smoking/drinking social activity is congruent with the hole integrative medicine/holistic wellness vibe you're rawking

Ya know?

 

[75th]

Fuck off

In two weeks?

 

[wootoom]

In two weeks?

I missed you! Where the fuck were you? Mawz?

 

[wootoom]

Card games are boring, most of the losers I know who play think they are pro's but they are really unemployed.

Omg I'm laughing so hard

 

[75th]

I missed you! Where the fuck were you? Mawz?

Not anymore. Now Im Quaid.

 

[wootoom]

Not anymore. Now Im Quaid.

I'm Brubaker

 

[miplank]

I'm primary

 

[PICK3]

I'm butt boy

 

[wootoom]

im a jaguar

 

[PICK3]

Knot sure if this gambling/smoking/drinking social activity is congruent with the hole integrative medicine/holistic wellness vibe you're rawking

Ya know?

^^^
my way of politely telling blue, that if you're knot providing nood entertainment, fixing sammiches, or cawktails, wimmenzs got no business of being at a Texas Holdem event


just sayin'

 

[wootoom]

^^^
my way of politely telling blue, that if you're knot providing nood entertainment, fixing sammiches, or cawktails, wimmenzs got no business of being at a Texas Holdem event


just sayin'

I'm playing Texas rimjob tonight

 

[PICK3]

I'm playing Texas rimjob tonight

I'm playin TX hide the salami

 

[wootoom]

I'm playing the jaguars tonight

 

[EnderJE]

<insert random strip poker innuendo>

 

[blueta2]

Knot sure if this gambling/smoking/drinking social activity is congruent with the hole integrative medicine/holistic wellness vibe you're rawking

Ya know?

,

heheh, who said I was smokin' or drinking?! Ok, I may have some shooters! I quit the smoke 3 1/2 yrs ago!
I'm not an extremest, I'm all for a little fun
This will be my first time gambling....with cards that is!

 

[blueta2]

Yup, mostly losers and people with nothing to do. Just look around the next time you are in a Casino, bunch of losers and 90 year women playing slots until the sun comes up.

Casino, slots and seniors is a far stretch from a friends house, 15 friends and their friends getting together to play poker. Ok, we are all over 45 so it's sorta senior, but there will be no drooling or buffet at 3pm !!!

 

[blueta2]

I'm playing Texas rimjob tonight

How do you play that? ;-)

 

[blueta2]

^^^
my way of politely telling blue, that if you're knot providing nood entertainment, fixing sammiches, or cawktails, wimmenzs got no business of being at a Texas Holdem event


just sayin'

There will be lots of food, definitely cawktails and the women who are playing tonight, have more experience with poker than the men who are attending!
I think we can get one of the menz to provide the noodz ;-)

 

[digimon7068]

liquor in the front, poker in the rear...