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calveless wonder
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looks very different in some pics (but that is everyone). i'm guessing overall she's a 8-8.5
absolutely would.
looks real young though. like 18-19
(i hope this wasn't one of those jailbait traps)
absolutely would.
looks real young though. like 18-19
(i hope this wasn't one of those jailbait traps)
cryptosporidium
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decent
6.5
6.5
calveless wonder
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KB alter alert!
redshirt27se
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i would.. some of those make her look a lot better than others. original thought was 8.5, but probably more like a solid 8 after checking the others.
Yep no problem
Brad.
Brad.
calveless wonder
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haha, that's exactly what i thought
I thought all "would you hit it" post were really "ii just hit it what do you think of my standards".
Nice job bro, good 8.
Nice job bro, good 8.
DannoMight
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might as well
javaguru
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The problem with "hit it" threads is the fact they're based completely on the most base assumptions.
For example, most people assume a no consequences "hit it."
Likewise, all adults know there is no such thing...Lambruh you need to qualify the parameters. I'll disregard whether or not she would actually "hit" you if she knew everything about you...even young girls aren't generally keen on unemployed drug addicts with no moneyz.
You should create a continuum poll...
Hit it with no consequences...
Hit it and she tells everyone you used her for sex...
Hit it with pregnancy...
Hit it with forced abortion....
Hit it with a Kobe accusation...
Hit it if she has Herpes/HIV....
For example, most people assume a no consequences "hit it."
Likewise, all adults know there is no such thing...Lambruh you need to qualify the parameters. I'll disregard whether or not she would actually "hit" you if she knew everything about you...even young girls aren't generally keen on unemployed drug addicts with no moneyz.
You should create a continuum poll...
Hit it with no consequences...
Hit it and she tells everyone you used her for sex...
Hit it with pregnancy...
Hit it with forced abortion....
Hit it with a Kobe accusation...
Hit it if she has Herpes/HIV....
javaguru
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Yeah, it sucks living in the real world....
redshirt27se
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chill with the hate bro
canadianhitman
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Looks like a 7.5 or an 8...hit it.
so wheres the cuttoff on this subjective scale.... nothing below a 6? what if you're only a 7...
Lambruh
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No cutoff scale, I met this girl on POF like 4 days ago lol, facebook'd back n forth then started calling, seems totally fun, good sense of humor. Made plans to meet next weekend
EF is notorious for picking out the impurities of each human, thus the thread. Teez for example pointed out the under nose bump, I didn't even realize it till he said it. Knocked her .2 points down. (now I wont be suprised when I walk into it)
EF is notorious for picking out the impurities of each human, thus the thread. Teez for example pointed out the under nose bump, I didn't even realize it till he said it. Knocked her .2 points down. (now I wont be suprised when I walk into it)
Does this really go through your mind? Wow. No wonder you were able to abstain for a while.
Lots can be avoided in that list with a condom...
Oh and....lambruh is a good looking broski. That girl would definitely do the dirty with him.
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calveless wonder
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POF huh?
Weren't you making fun of the whole online dating thing a couple of years ago?
The sarah michele gellar nose crease is definitely unfortunate....but real talk, she's still hot.
calveless wonder
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i know, that was my point. i have been an advocate of online dating for a long time (not as the only means, but as a supplement to other ways to meet women). but lambruh was one of those "only dorks go online to meet women" type people a couple of years ago.
i guess he changed his tune
Lambruh
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they always do...
calveless wonder
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hahahaha. i feel ya man
Bro get on cougar life...
especially the legs. I hate skinny legs. Would not hit.
I'd say shes better looking than 70% of the girls out there
I actually always wanted to be skinny/tall body type but...just have to settle for tall...even at anorexic weights Im not skinny like that
I actually always wanted to be skinny/tall body type but...just have to settle for tall...even at anorexic weights Im not skinny like that
SPEKTOR-AAA
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brunette=yum *9*
uamaverick
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7.5-8
Would def hit.
Would def hit.
mrplunkey
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Post pics of girls you hang out with that you'd consider a solid 8. No internet clip art -- real pics.
I'd like to see your standards.
redshirt27se
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post up your "boo" for equal comparison or you settle for 3.5's
KillahBee
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Was waiting for this one, lol.
None of you dirtbags deserve to even bathe in the same sun rays as boo. Not a chance.
And for the record, I never said I bag 8's or 9's or whatever. The way I see it, rating chicks is like everything else in the world - you either settle and enjoy the comfort of playing in the same sandbox with 98% of the rest of the world....or you hold yourself (and others) to a higher standard. You may never achieve that standard, but you'll most likely evolve much nicer along the way.
That's what we should be teaching our fucking kids.
KillahBee
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I don't hang out with any 8's nowadays. I mentally masturbate over several of them in the gym.
Not to play this card, but if you guys want to play that game (and remember, you're playing it based on looks alone)....most of you have seen/know the one girl I for sure "hung out" with back in the day here on EF. Judge by that, if you choose to play it that way. I'd call her (judging by pics only), an 8.5.
mrplunkey
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Then we can make this easy.
Pick a girl you have a picture of. Post it and give us a 1-10 rating.
redshirt27se
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if you're talking about raina, while she was hot, i don't see her being 2 full points higher than this bitch.
KillahBee
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And, unlike you guys, I'm more than cool with that. We all have different views, likes and interests. Hating makes you age quicker.
redshirt27se
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LOL when did I ever hate?
the boo line i used was only cause you walked right into it. i could care less what anyone on here thinks about this chick cause i'm not gonna fuck her. it's the internet.. rating complete strangers and then disagreeing about it is the foundation it was built on.
mrplunkey
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I knew who she was referring to as well. She's definitely good looking, but I don't see the full two points either.
KillahBee
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I actually do have a friend (not close) who is up there. Two pics below. It's tough for me to rate her, knowing her in person, against you guys rating her by these 2 pics alone. BUT, I'd say she's an 8.5. Close to a 9, actually. But something about her face always bothered me a bit. Sweetheart of a girl ,tho.
KillahBee
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alright, I'm back, i love you again.
gimme some new tracks to listen to. my hip hop playlist has been weak for a while now.
mrplunkey
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I actually do have a friend (not close) who is up there. Two pics below. It's tough for me to rate her, knowing her in person, against you guys rating her by these 2 pics alone. BUT, I'd say she's an 8.5. Close to a 9, actually. But something about her face always bothered me a bit. Sweetheart of a girl ,tho.
/KillahBee=On
She's a solid 6. The fat on her inner thighs in the first picture is a -1 deduction for the fat alone. Plus another -1 for the fact that it suggests her legs are flabby overall.
/KillahBee=Off
redshirt27se
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do Patriots cheerleaders get free tickets? Either way, hook me up.I actually do have a friend (not close) who is up there. Two pics below. It's tough for me to rate her, knowing her in person, against you guys rating her by these 2 pics alone. BUT, I'd say she's an 8.5. Close to a 9, actually. But something about her face always bothered me a bit. Sweetheart of a girl ,tho.
KillahBee
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mrplunkey
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I'm sure it all sorts itself out if there's another guy in the room.
KillahBee
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mrplunkey
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Don't h8 just because I call them like I see them.
KillahBee
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They get a couple a game. Weird thing about this broad is that her situations SCREAMS high maintenance cunty type chick. She's banging, she's a Pats cheerleader, her family is loaded (they own a super popular Italian joint near me). But, she's actually mad chill. A rarity.
Pic #1 is awesome, great smile, nice hair, notorious under bump as mentioned, but very attractive all together, HOWEVER it is a bit dark and out of focus
Pic #2 looks great, nice face bone structure, can barely tell nose bump, nice boobs
Pic #3 Same as #1
Pic #4 good looking gal, nice smile and face, not loving the drawn on look of eyebrows, again, nice boobs.
Pic# 5 Same as 4
Pic #6 the make up is different, less base makeup so you can see more of her true skin, several spots, freckles or acne scars are visible(or could just be bad focus/lighting) eyebrows look much better
Pic #7 not digging the myspace pic but looks nice thin, great hair, nice legs and hips
Pic #8 Completely different look with a turtle neck, boobs look better and she still looks hot
Pic #9 Holly swamp croc hunting look
she looks waaay thinner than in the other pics, legs ass and boobs look way smaller so is probably in a different time line as other pics, might want to inquire which pics are more recent so you can have a realistic expectation as to how she looks now...Overall very attractive girl, hit it without mercy
redshirt27se
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here you go..not all are that new, but it's what i'm bumping lately.
YouTube - GZA feat. Killah Priest - B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) + Lyrics
YouTube - Freeway - And It Don't Quit (Feat. Jakk Frost & Tek of Smif N Wessun)
YouTube - Freeway Ft Statik Selektah Mac Miller - PA {Download Link}
YouTube - U-GOD Feat. Method Man - Wu-Tang OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO|HQ
YouTube - 1982 (Statik Selektah & Termanology) f. Bun B & Masspike Miles "You Should Go Home" (official video)
YouTube - Memphis Bleek - Alright (RATATAT REMIX)
YouTube - Brown Bag All Stars- Got It All + DL
cryptosporidium
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the high ratings are proportional to the general desperation level here
javaguru
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I have never seen pics of Lambruh and my post was based on the fact he is an admitted unemployed drug addict, based on his own posts, and I can't imagine a scenario where I would hit an admitted unemployed drug addict female...I don't care how attractive she might be. Wiminz tell me they are all about , intelligence, humor, ambition and drive as opposed to physical appearance...have the wiminz been lying?
calveless wonder
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I don't think he openly advertises that bor lol
nimbus
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ignore what they say, pay attention to what they do
javaguru
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He did post a thread about his rehab and another thread boasting about traveling around the country living off unemployment...I posted in both.
If you post a thread on a public forum about something it's advertising...My point was that he probably didn't advertise it to the chicks...He probably claimed to be a baller...
javaguru
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I concur.
calveless wonder
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He did post a thread about his rehab and another thread boasting about traveling around the country living off unemployment...I posted in both.
If you post a thread on a public forum about something it's advertising...My point was that he probably didn't advertise it to the chicks...He probably claimed to be a baller...
That's what I meant. He didn't openly advertise it to her or other wimminz. But obviously that is also something personal you don't tell people off the bat. This is an outlet for many with a high degree of anonymity, most things I say here my friends have no idea about.
I doubt he claimed to be a baller though. Difference between omitting information and completely fabricating something
javaguru
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There is a fine line between omission and a lie....
Even if he portrayed himself as a "regular working guy" as opposed to a recovering unemployed drug addict it's still a deal killer for most women.....at least the women I know. I left the "hit it" lifestyle almost a decade ago and I want a "real" relationship...that's probably the disconnect I have with this type of post. Cindy whooped my ass today over what I thought was joking but she was serious....she does that condescending thing where she says, "I know you don't understand what you did."
uamaverick
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Killah's slort:
Body - 9.5. Not sure what a 10 would be, but she has things to grab onto and is well proportioned.
Face: 7.5. Good looking girl for sure, but looks a little sun-beaten/worn for some reason. Hair looks too processed/bleached. Nothing about her eyes jumps out at me and pulls me in. Probably forgot to wear her goggles in the tanning bed. Probably going to look like Cher in 10 years or less.
Verdict: would be proud to wear her on my arm out in public. Would not go to great lengths and/or spend tons of money on her to keep her on my arm.
OVERALL SCORE: 8.5. (Note: not a weighted score between body/face scores, even though that is the average. Score is based on how I feel at the moment/my boner level)
Now I want you assholes to judge this chick:
http://oi53.tinypic.com/24cbmdk.jpg
http://oi56.tinypic.com/2cr54lv.jpg
http://oi53.tinypic.com/15hzdit.jpg
Body - 9.5. Not sure what a 10 would be, but she has things to grab onto and is well proportioned.
Face: 7.5. Good looking girl for sure, but looks a little sun-beaten/worn for some reason. Hair looks too processed/bleached. Nothing about her eyes jumps out at me and pulls me in. Probably forgot to wear her goggles in the tanning bed. Probably going to look like Cher in 10 years or less.
Verdict: would be proud to wear her on my arm out in public. Would not go to great lengths and/or spend tons of money on her to keep her on my arm.
OVERALL SCORE: 8.5. (Note: not a weighted score between body/face scores, even though that is the average. Score is based on how I feel at the moment/my boner level)
Now I want you assholes to judge this chick:
http://oi53.tinypic.com/24cbmdk.jpg
http://oi56.tinypic.com/2cr54lv.jpg
http://oi53.tinypic.com/15hzdit.jpg
calveless wonder
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-15 for the awful spray tan job
uamaverick
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LMAO good call
jnevin
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Being a recovering opiate addict that has the sack to come clean about his issues and work through them is a step above a hermit that makes up stories about being some gangster ass navy seal delta ranger beret badass that had to become what he is to avoid womanizing.
Not trying to be a dick or anything, but c'mon.
jnevin
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See, blondes don't do it for me. I'll take a 6 brunette or dark ginger over a 9 blonde.
Lambruh
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"would you hit it" is exactly like saying "she's cute" in modern day terms... It has nothing to do with having a one night stand and kicking her to the curb
pleaze excuze Javaz while he'z left the "hit it" lifestyle and looking for a "realz" relationship, one that consists of having 4 hour long convo's via Skype/long distance calling
pleaze excuze Javaz while he'z left the "hit it" lifestyle and looking for a "realz" relationship, one that consists of having 4 hour long convo's via Skype/long distance calling
All the people that gave this girl less than an 8 (based on looks) need to post up some pics of there 9s and 10s. I'd say that chick is better looking than at least 80% of the population. But then she might be a bitch....then she's a 5
Maybe by your standards, and where you live. Here in So Cal, she's about a 7, maybe 7.5. Girls that look like her are a dime a dozen here bro. If she's a nasty, dirty little whore in bed she's an 8.
And yes, I'd smash it.
jnevin
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It's all through a secure connection in case GI Joe needs him to take on Cobra Commander and Destro single handedly.
Lambruh
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Maybe by your standards, and where you live. Here in So Cal, she's about a 7, maybe 7.5. Girls that look like her are a dime a dozen here bro. If she's a nasty, dirty little whore in bed she's an 8.
And yes, I'd smash it.
yeah ratings are purely based on the general density of attractive women in your area.... Like this girl would be probably a 6.5-7 in a college, SoCal a 7 like CEO said, prlly a 8 up here in Cleveland and 9ish in the boons
Web ratings are good cus it gives you an idea what a orb in Miami thinks, or a bor in NY thinks or a bro in Texas thinks. That's generally the point of it
Then they have 12 kids over 13 years...
Lambruh
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It's "lying" if I don't tell her i'm an ex-op addict. Because I absolutely wanna hear her say "yeah fyi I was child molested" on the first date. What a turn-on, so honest and wise she is. Did you know I was born a boy to? How does Saturday at 7 sound for you?
mrplunkey
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