how can i tell if my upstairs neighbour is having sex?

[gymnpoppa]

Why? What difference does it make to you? Can you sleep?

Not trying to flame you, but, why would you ask people on the net about a place where you live? Sounds like you're just lonely and need some attention.

 

[smallmovesal]

uh, perhaps you are taking the thread too seriously....

 

[Milhouse]

Lucky you don't live below me.
I like to attach a vine to the ceiling and swing on it bellowing like Tarzan while I chase "jane" around trying to get to her love pudding.

 

[danielson]

go upstairs, knock on the door qand ask if you can come in