Heatherrae (A modest proposal, minus the whole "baby-eating" thing)

[sardonicone]

I've ran some numbers, and from the extrapolations I've made, I've come to the following conclusion.

We should mate for the sole purpose of creating a genetically superior version of Homo Sapiens.

While I’d much rather be part of the act of copulation, due to your current pregnancy, this is rather problematic. I suggest we each donate tissue samples and get them rushed to the Jones Institute for Reproductive Medicine.

All we need now is the appropriate surrogate.

 

[rykertest]

I've ran some numbers, and from the extrapolations I've made, I've come to the following conclusion.

We should mate for the sole purpose of creating a genetically superior version of Homo Sexuals.

While I’d much rather be part of the act of copulation, due to your current pregnancy, this is rather problematic. I suggest we each donate tissue samples and get them rushed to the Jones Institute for Reproductive Medicine.

All we need now is the appropriate surrogate.

Fixed.

 

[heatherrae]

LOL...who on here has wide, child bearing hips? We can hit that person up to carry our little bundle of eugenics.

 

[samoth]

LOL...who on here has wide, child bearing hips? We can hit that person up to carry our little bundle of eugenics.

Try the powerlifting board.

 

[rykertest]

Try the powerlifting board.

lol

 

[heatherrae]

Try the powerlifting board.

 

[sardonicone]

You pick anyone out yet?

 

[heatherrae]

You pick anyone out yet?

Wulfgar could carry it. He is big and tough. I bet the baby could come out sideways, and he wouldn't scream or anything.

 

[sardonicone]

Wulfgar could carry it. He is big and tough. I bet the baby could come out sideways, and he wouldn't scream or anything.

Sounds like we have a winner.

And hey, we have 9 months to workout the whole "living situation".

 

[heatherrae]

Sounds like we have a winner.

And hey, we have 9 months to workout the whole "living situation".

lol...yeah. You and wulfie are going to cme live with me now? Wulfie has to pay for the groceries. He eats the most.