We all know from the training board the Scotsman knows his shit...

[Scotsman]

Eat my ass.



Now go measure your taint, and send the results to AAP.

If you want another guy to eat your ass then you should be the one talking to AAP.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Lumberg]

Anywho, don't have a date with her, but she wants me to help motivate her in the gym and we may starting working out together next week.

You are officially fucked with that one bbf.

NEXT

 

[Lumberg]

Ok, here is the update. I talked to a girl recently who I'm considering possibly hooking up with (looking at 3 right now). I was joking and asked her if she liked Kevin Smith movies. She was like, "Oh hell yeah." I started laughing and told her my two best friends dared me to nickname my next gf Boobookittyfuck... and that I think its a conspiracy to keep me single... she laughed and said "Oh no..." "hahahahha" "that it too funny!"

Hmmmm.... I'll keep you orbs and orbets updated.

That doesn't count. You can't pave the way like that.

Well this one is never becoming your gf anyway so it doesn't matter.