Your Most Awkward Relationship Moment

[musclemom]

...when Ilk saw me naked

well almost naked

dancing in a pair of her knickers


the lace pink ones


the lace pink, crotchless ones

Worthless without pics.

But what a mental image

I gotta ask, since inquiring minds want to know, Shadow, what were you dancing to?

 

[The Shadow]

Worthless without pics.

But what a mental image

I gotta ask, since inquiring minds want to know, Shadow, what were you dancing to?

Staying Alive.....well you can tell by the way I use my walk......I'm a woman's man, no time to talk

 

[feisty11975]

Staying Alive.....well you can tell by the way I use my walk......I'm a woman's man, no time to talk

HA

I thought for sure you'd say the Rocky theme song. You know you were jumping up and down with your hands in the air. Thats why Ilk was laffing...that thing just bouncing around.

 

[The Shadow]

HA

I thought for sure you'd say the Rocky theme song. You know you were jumping up and down with your hands in the air. Thats why Ilk was laffing...that thing just bouncing around.

LOL


I have a bruised kneecap from doing that the week before


LOL

 

[feisty11975]

LOL


I have a bruised kneecap from doing that the week before


LOL

umm..wha...huh? another mental picture..

 

[rnch]

once had a chic that i had been trying to talk into having anal, she was naturally reluctant because she had never done it before. chic was really into me, so i guess she had decided to give it a try one night while we are going at it. she is on top of me grinding and then pulls me out and sticks it in her ass. after i bust she is laying there on top of me and says "i love you" as if that was some kind of way of showing me how much she cared of course i do the right thing and ignore her. later that night she ask me how come i didn't say anything when she said those 3 words sa i did what any guy in my position would do and said i didn't hear her.

i am convinced "selective hearing" prolonged my parents marriage.

 

[rnch]

All the good parts DIDNT fit


LOL

brag, Brag, BRAGGGGGGG................

 

[javaguru]

Nitchske used to lick my wife's cats and they would reciprocate, weird.