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Your Most Awkward Relationship Moment

Aside from getting divorced, cause that was awkward-ish, I think it might have been my first date ever. I bit into a cherry tomato and it squirted across the table and hit her in the eye and got her whole blouse. She was allergic to tomatoes and swole up. Not as bad as Will Smith in Hitch, but not so good either.

Nev's a P-I-M-P.
 
heatherrae said:
I'm trading my yorkie in for a chihuahua...lol. He sleeps with me every night and hasn't earned his keep yet.

:lmao:

After fiesty's incident with the dog. Heather and her decide to buy a specific breed of kitty.

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once had a chic that i had been trying to talk into having anal, she was naturally reluctant because she had never done it before. chic was really into me, so i guess she had decided to give it a try one night while we are going at it. she is on top of me grinding and then pulls me out and sticks it in her ass. after i bust she is laying there on top of me and says "i love you" as if that was some kind of way of showing me how much she cared :rolleyes: of course i do the right thing and ignore her. later that night she ask me how come i didn't say anything when she said those 3 words sa i did what any guy in my position would do and said i didn't hear her. :)
 
...when Ilk saw me naked










well almost naked






















dancing in a pair of her knickers














the lace pink ones
















the lace pink, crotchless ones







:worried:
 
The Shadow said:
...when Ilk saw me naked
well almost naked
dancing in a pair of her knickers
the lace pink ones
the lace pink, crotchless ones
:worried:

How the hell did you fit in those? pics please. I don't think I've ever seen pink, crotchless, lacy knickers
 
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