your favorite legal supplement

[special_bill]

mine is mayonaise...i pronounce it MAY'-YO-Nayse....some recipes include:

mayonaise spoon

ingredients:
one full jar of mayonaise
one spoon



mayonaise pie

ingredients:
one full jar of mayonaise
one pie crust


email me for more mayonaise and tarter sauce related recipes...

 

[vixenbabe]

You sexy Mayo eatin, REDMAN chewin Hill Billy!

Nice to see you around again sweetie. Take care of that fine self!

 

[gorilla_boy]

My steroid has a firstname it's
F-I-N-A
My steriod has a second name it's
P-L-I-X

 

[special_bill]

why is this here?

hey whats up with your bad breath onion ring...im just sitting around waiting to go on some job interviews....anybody know anything about medical equipment sales?...what could i say to make me look superior yet approachable?....i have to decide between low paying biochemical research or selling out to man....i sure do like driving a lexus...

 

[pauly]

The last three times i went to the bathroom were ghost shits.

 

[vixenbabe]

I'll have ya know I did'nt eat those onion rings today....


What ever you wear, the allure of you will make 'em buy all the shiat you have on inventory in the truck.....Bed pans, nasal aspirators, etc.....

Driving a Lexus huh? The last time I saw ya you were sportin shorts and white ass legs drivin a Jeep.....

 

[fistfullofsteel]

are you talking about your dad's lexus?

 

[special_bill]

no

my mom's actually...she just got a new gs400....me and my brother were clipping close to 150 mph in it the other day...im just a simple dirt farmer with obvious rustic longings....

 

[StillGreg]

FINA

Fina, fina, fina baby!!! Well, it is kind of legal.

 

[Frackal]

"Oh my god, it's Bill."