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Werd

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Is it wrong to have gratuitous casual sex with a younger hottie? I have never found younger men appealing and the two that I ended up with couldn't sport wood :rolleyes: both said something about intimidation...

whatever.

Anyways, something really odd happened in the gym tonite. I am always in and out without really even grunting to anyone, just happy to have made it there that day. I could give a fahootie how I look, just there to do my thing.

But tonight I came in all pissy about stoopid nonsense and just started talking to a guy that was occupying the leg extension. (I knew the guy that he was rapping to.) Turns out the kid was a trainer kid that had been working there for awhile, I just never really noticed. I don't really notice anyone as I said, I just get in and get out.

So I am blowing off some steam about some jerk that I once knew and the next thing you know all roads are leading to Rome = talk of sex. (With me I eventually talk about sex if you talk to me for more than say, 2 minutes.)

He is cute. I would only want occasional gratuitous casual sex. And he sounded down with it.

But he is soooooooooooooo freaking young! ONLY 22!!!

I feel dirty even to have thought about it. For goodness sakes, I am closer to 40 than 30! :worried:

But all I can think of is "local occasional gratuitous casual sex" with a young hottie with a sweet physique. :chomp:

Am I going straight to hell for even entertaining this idea? :verygood:
 
I find gratuitous casual sex with younger hotties quite enjoyable, and I plan to enjoy it again as soon as I can get to Austin, TX.
 
yes, you are going to hell....unless you allow me to rid you of your sins with hours of vigorous physical cleansing
 
Dial_tone said:
I find gratuitous casual sex with younger hotties quite enjoyable, and I plan to enjoy it again as soon as I can get to Austin, TX.

Yea, but you are a guy.

I have never really been with younger guys. As I stated the two I was with were disasters - one was 24 the other 28.

This dude seemed so sweet... and he was cute. I mean, not in a "I want a relationship way" but in a "I would love to pinch his cheeks and smack his ass" way... (That is after I have boinked his brains out :p ).
 
Most younger dudes who get to boink a hot older babe are in a hurry to cum and leave so they can run tell their buddies they just boinked a hot older babe. You'll be lucky to get yours...stick to the 26-31 bracket.
 
Werd... I have yet to tell any of my friends since they are retards, but the same happened to me but the opposite. She worked at the gym and I came onto her. 37 and hotter than all hell.

As you put it "local occasional gratuitous casual sex" was all it was and nothing more. We both recieved what we wanted and it worked out. I think it depends if the guy is mature or not. Good luck, oh and I was 24 at the time.

Whiskey
 
I couldn't help you, I'm only 22. But I do know that I have discovered that I prefer older guys. I wasn't always like that, but now I don't want anyone my age or younger.
 
Dial_tone said:
Most younger dudes who get to boink a hot older babe are in a hurry to cum and leave so they can run tell their buddies they just boinked a hot older babe. You'll be lucky to get yours...stick to the 26-31 bracket.

Yea, this is what I am thinking... but I dunno. He seems sweet (but then again that is what I thought once about the jerk who pissed me off LOL). I think maybe it was more about the fact that this guy's engine was sooooo running as I was talking no-holds barred about all kinds of stuff. Honestly, it excited me just a little that he was so aroused and taken aback by my banter and "in your face" personality.

And yes, I did find it somewhat flattering that I had this effect on a guy that is practically young enough to be my son (Did I just say that out loud?!) Eeeeeeeewwwwwww....

I get approached by many, many young men, but I have never found them appealing. There was just something about this guy... And it is so odd that I never noticed him before. He had to remind me that I nearly threw something at him a few weeks ago when he got in my way as I was doing a drop set at the leg press - LOL.

I have a gf - a woman about my age - her bf is actually 24/25 - the guy was 22 when they began dating! (Talk about crazy!)

But I don't want a bf. I am too terrified for a relationship of any sort right now. Been too hurt by people in the past.

I just want sex and perhaps a friend to hang with on occasion.

Whiskey - you saying this is possible?

And starfish... I feel ya! :)
 
Werd I don't dig young guys myself however I am 24. If I was in my 30s and single like you hell yeah I would hit it! Nothing wrong with the sport of it IMO if guys can do it why can't we. :qt:
 
Yes I am saying that this is possible, IF, the guy is mature enough to handle it. Otherwise it would be like what Dial_tone said.

Whiskey
 
Phatchick and SuperQT - this was my mentality always. As I said, I have never found younger men appealing and the two that I had to talk myself into "doing" were disasters pure and simple!

He seems like a sweet boy...

For heaven's sake - I am about to have a weekend date with a 33yr old that is coming in from out of town. He is an attractive man, but not my type either as he is A - younger and B - skinny. Not a bodybuilder, but the type of body that the average woman would find appealing... but we get along and if we "click" I will hit it till this guy coughs blood, say "Ciao Bello" Sunday night and be tickled if I never see or speak with him again.

I haven't even thought to kiss a man since October and that was a REAL fiasco.

I am actually nervous about getting neked it has been so long. LOL
 
Whiskey said:
Yes I am saying that this is possible, IF, the guy is mature enough to handle it. Otherwise it would be like what Dial_tone said.

Whiskey

I'll seriously think about it.... :evil:

How would I know though? I mean, would I have to actually go on a date with the guy? I really don't want to.. I mean, where would we go? He is so young. :worried:
 
I used to dig the hot older babes until I noticed that I was now the older guy that younger babes wanted to date while the hot older than me babes are now gettin kinda wrinkly looking.
 
Oh hell - just fuck him and and see where it goes. Don't even act interested in a relationship or anything - talk about everything but a relationship and just fuck his ass and slap those cheeks of his. And don't call him either - let him call you. Hell, maybe even still flirt with him at the gym - say shit like - God, I could barely walk this morning after that big ole thang ripped me in two. Or, say something like - I didn't hurt you the other night did I? Basically, just keep it fun . . . and be sure to bring out a dildo on the first night and tell him - I want to fuck you in the ass and look all serious while holding the thing. ha.
 
sconoscuito said:
can I call you sometime?

LOL Actually believe it or not, tried that and the guys freaking chickened out!

(Except one... and I chickened out with him because I feel deep down he is too nice and I would be afraid to hurt him.) :qt:
 
Hehehe, this is where not noticing him or talking to him before kinda hurts. I knew the woman who I spent the night with pretty good. And vice versa. You could always agree to go out of town with him to do something and then see where it leads to. But I doubt that you want the whole feels like a date thing.

What is the worse that could happen? People at the gym would know that you used a younger guy for sex? Unless he is related to a friend of yours. Another red light there.

Go with your gut, all I can really recommend. Good luck

Whiskey
 
justyxxxx said:
Oh hell - just fuck him ....

Basically, just keep it fun . . . and be sure to bring out a dildo on the first night and tell him - I want to fuck you in the ass and look all serious while holding the thing. ha.
:goof:


:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:

DOWN WITH THAT!


Okay, okay... after I am done with the skinny dude this weekend. I *might* make time for this kid one night next week.




Prediction?

I end up chickening out of both. :worried:



But at least I am entertaining the thought, so it is a step in the right direction, I guess. :verygood:
 
Whiskey said:
Hehehe, this is where not noticing him or talking to him before kinda hurts. I knew the woman who I spent the night with pretty good. And vice versa. You could always agree to go out of town with him to do something and then see where it leads to. But I doubt that you want the whole feels like a date thing.

What is the worse that could happen? People at the gym would know that you used a younger guy for sex? Unless he is related to a friend of yours. Another red light there.

Go with your gut, all I can really recommend. Good luck

Whiskey

DEFINITELY NO TO THE "FEELS LIKE DATING THING"

And no, I don't know him and there is no mutual tie.

I guess it would be kind of funny if gym peeps found out that I used a young guy for sex.... especially since I all but bark at every other guy in there. Who knows, we may end up being cool buds.

Actually, I think it would be neat to really rock this dude's world.


Yea, I am such a slutwannabe. :verygood:
 
I just came out of a relationship with a hot 41 y.o mother of two and i banged her senseless for 3 months........she's still trying to find her asshole. She loved it.

This guy could be just what you need.
 
younger guys are still skateboarding, and still going to clubs "with something to prove", getting into fights -- and creating every bit of drama as you can think of.

Even when I was 22, i was full on in my career, saving money, mature, and hanging out with 30-40 y/o's, cuz everyone my age was immature as fucking rugrat.

No dickhead, hangin' out after the rave, around your rice'd up cars, huffin' and puffin' acting all buff and tough and shit talkin' AIN'T gonna impress the ladies. Grow up.
 
vinylgroover said:
I just came out of a relationship with a hot 41 y.o mother of two and i banged her senseless for 3 months........she's still trying to find her asshole. She loved it.

This guy could be just what you need.

I think you may be right LOL

But VG - didn't you end up really REALLY liking that woman in the end?
 
VG likes every woman in the end.
 
LOL... OK, OK - I promise the next time I see him in the gym... I will let him know subtly that I *might* be interested.

I was even teasing him and another female gym employee that I may even teach them the secrets to licking kitty properly!
 
Werd said:
I think you may be right LOL

But VG - didn't you end up really REALLY liking that woman in the end?

yes.......and she really liked me. We were so compatible in so many ways despite the age gap.............and the sex was really incredible, which made it even harder to give up. We decided to stop because our emotions got out of control, and as difficult as that was, it was the right thing for both of us. We are now great friends.

We both still fantasize about each othe........the sex was that good!!!
 
sounds like some reunion booty lookin for a place to happen.
 
vinylgroover said:
yes.......and she really liked me. We were so compatible in so many ways despite the age gap.............and the sex was really incredible, which made it even harder to give up. We decided to stop because our emotions got out of control, and as difficult as that was, it was the right thing for both of us. We are now great friends.

We both still fantasize about each othe........the sex was that good!!!


I am confused - you say you had to end the physical relationship because you got along so well?
 
sconoscuito said:
hmmm this thread is useless without pics





and I'm not talking about male pics

I was waiting for one of you horndogs to say that!

Sorry, no pics. I broke the last camera! :worried:
 
Werd said:
I am confused - you say you had to end the physical relationship because you got along so well?

we both started developing deep feelings. The more we had sex, the deeper those feelings became.

If we didn't stop at that point, we would have both gone too far and it would have ended up hurting both of us much more down the track. We are both at differentstages of our livesto make a serious relationship work.

Werd, you need to make a clear understanding up front what it is you both want out of it, ie casual sex.

We didn't really do that and we let our feelings get out of control. It's a hard balancing act, but if you lay the ground rules early it's much better.
 
I assure you, the gentleman in question has no reservations about having sex with you. Go have fun.
 
OMEGA said:
hmm I am 25

and would go out with a closer to 40 woman

but It would have to be no games and exclusive

I don't play games.... ever.

The guy in question in this thread knows the dealio (if there even is one LOL).

As for exclusivity... I can't even make it to the second date. For goodness sake - I am agonizing over something as ridiculous as a casual fling!

Honestly, it has less to do with this guy's age (but he is really too young) and more to do with the fact that I get a vibe from him that he is a decent guy. I wouldn't want to hurt him.

(OK Shoot me... there is the truth. I can't handle a relationship because I have trust issues - and I am not talking about being cheated on - I am talking about being lied to and abandoned. This guys seems really sweet and I wouldn't want to hurt him.)
 
Taps said:
I assure you, the gentleman in question has no reservations about having sex with you. Go have fun.

OK Dad! LOL

Gotta get some sleep. I can't be hangin' with a bunch of insomniacs. An ole gal like me has got to get some shut eye or I won't be able to turn the younguns' heads. :qt:
 
Werd said:
I wouldn't want to hurt him.)

maybe you should lube up that dildo that I mentioned before you shove it in his lil ole ass then??? And remember, if he's screaming, he's really liking it . . . TRUST . . .
 
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justyxxxx said:
maybe you should lube up that dildo that I mentioned before you shove it in his lil ole ass then??? And remember, if he's screaming, he's really liking it . . . TRUST . . .
:evil:


WERD
 
Yeh, I have to post up on this one. It is both negative and postive but truthful....

1. We need to see a pic...why? Because if you look like shit ran over twice it doesn't matter if you are 37 or 27....this whole thing only matters if you are good looking (and I don't mean model--at least mid-late 30's average good looking).

2. Seek Therapy--You definately have past relationship issues you have to deal with. Nailing every other guy because you are horny isn't the answer. And even if it is once every 5 months--still not the answer. Wanna feel good--take some pills--no chance of any STD's or accidental pregnancy.

3. I am sure you already have one--buy a dildo...and use it often...I know it isn't the same thing but it should last until you get over your past relationship (abandonment) issues, and can move on with life.

4. Everyone gets "fucked" in life, whether it be a relationship, career, etc, etc. You just have to take it as it comes and deal with it. It is like holding a 200 lbs bag of dirt, all you need to do is put it down.....the question is how long is it going to take for you to put the damn thing down.

5. THE GUY WORKS AT YOUR GYM!!! So you nail him and lets say he becomes obsessed--he may be cool at first or tell you he is but once he is 8 inches in you (lets hope for your sake), he could change his mind real quick. And then what---now you gotta change gyms. A little story---About three years ago I am at my favorite food place to shop (Whole Foods)--pick up this chick who works at the store--she is older(about 8 yrs)--slammed it once, just once (first time ever) and I told her I wasn't interested (really - just met my GF) and everytime I went to the store she would go pyscho on me...so then I had to go at different times of the day when I hoped she wasn't working and then I just stopped all together--it was too much hassle. You don't want to get in that type of situation for some guy's dick--just not worth it.

6. Concerning "the not getting into the person after sex issue" is different with each individual. Most people who do not develop feels are guys (usually childhood issues)--but I know a lot of woman that nail plenty of guys and don't develop feelings, again because of childhood issues, also, sexual assualt issues and/or past relationship issues. I know a chick who is probably hit the 70ish mark (I was number 4 when I was 18) and she is only 25! Of course she has all three of the issues that I just mentioned but it doesn't do any good trying to block them out or forget about them by having sex. Sex is just like taking drugs--taking drugs (do RX-more respectable) is easier. But her issues will not be resolved until she gets help.

Great, now I am tired :worried:

Ok, real quick...basically do what you want..but be careful...you never know what could happen....And post pics....this is a truely usless post without them....again if you look like the kid from the mask, it just doesn't matter..thank you and that will be $125.... :chomp:
 
Lucky guy. Sounds like he's in for the treat of his life! Oh......to be young, dumb &....well.....you know the rest. lol
 
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avenirup said:
Yeh, I have to post up on this one. It is both negative and postive but truthful....

1. We need to see a pic...why? Because if you look like shit ran over twice it doesn't matter if you are 37 or 27....this whole thing only matters if you are good looking (and I don't mean model--at least mid-late 30's average good looking).

...if you only knew. LOL Not the most beautiful woman on earth, but I definitely coud give the kid from "Mask" a run for his money.

avenirup said:
2. Seek Therapy--You definately have past relationship issues you have to deal with. Nailing every other guy because you are horny isn't the answer. And even if it is once every 5 months--still not the answer. Wanna feel good--take some pills--no chance of any STD's or accidental pregnancy.
Won't disagree with you here. Condoms are king and I hardly nail every other guy I see. Actually it is the total opposite. I get approached more than enough, but hardly feel the need or desire to even kiss let alone have full-on genital contact.

avenirup said:
3. I am sure you already have one--buy a dildo...and use it often...I know it isn't the same thing but it should last until you get over your past relationship (abandonment) issues, and can move on with life.
Got a vibrator, works really well. :)

avenirup said:
4. Everyone gets "fucked" in life, whether it be a relationship, career, etc, etc. You just have to take it as it comes and deal with it. It is like holding a 200 lbs bag of dirt, all you need to do is put it down.....the question is how long is it going to take for you to put the damn thing down.

Won't disagree with you here.

avenirup said:
5. THE GUY WORKS AT YOUR GYM!!! So you nail him and lets say he becomes obsessed--he may be cool at first or tell you he is but once he is 8 inches in you (lets hope for your sake), he could change his mind real quick. And then what---now you gotta change gyms. A little story---About three years ago I am at my favorite food place to shop (Whole Foods)--pick up this chick who works at the store--she is older(about 8 yrs)--slammed it once, just once (first time ever) and I told her I wasn't interested (really - just met my GF) and everytime I went to the store she would go pyscho on me...so then I had to go at different times of the day when I hoped she wasn't working and then I just stopped all together--it was too much hassle. You don't want to get in that type of situation for some guy's dick--just not worth it.

Didn't bring this one up, but the thought has definitely crossed my mind. However, it is usually the girls that end up going psycho... isn't it? :worried:

avenirup said:
6. Concerning "the not getting into the person after sex issue" is different with each individual. Most people who do not develop feels are guys (usually childhood issues)--but I know a lot of woman that nail plenty of guys and don't develop feelings, again because of childhood issues, also, sexual assualt issues and/or past relationship issues. I know a chick who is probably hit the 70ish mark (I was number 4 when I was 18) and she is only 25! Of course she has all three of the issues that I just mentioned but it doesn't do any good trying to block them out or forget about them by having sex. Sex is just like taking drugs--taking drugs (do RX-more respectable) is easier. But her issues will not be resolved until she gets help.

Great, now I am tired :worried:

Ok, real quick...basically do what you want..but be careful...you never know what could happen....And post pics....this is a truely usless post without them....again if you look like the kid from the mask, it just doesn't matter..thank you and that will be $125.... :chomp:

Your post is humorous, I really enjoyed it! :D I appreciate the effort it took to type it out. But I can assure you, if I go to therapy it will more likely be over why it is that I seem to end up surrounding myself with compulsive liars. That is all I seem to be surrounding myself with lately (notice the language... taking full responsibility for the type of people that I end up "inviting" into my life). The people start out as if they care about me. Then they end up actually turning out to be mean, controlling, hateful and of course, compulsive liars.

I recognize this. Obviously it isn't them. It is me. So until I either figure it out or go to someone who can help me figure it out I choose not to get involved in a "real relationship". I don't see how having occasional PROTECTED sex (at this rate I will end up dying a technical virgin because I have actually ended up in the sack with very few guys LOL) will be a problem.
 
Werd said:
..Your post is humorous, I really enjoyed it!..
Actually I thought it to be one of the best and most insightful posts anyone has ever made in your direction. Not really humourous at all.
 
I love you Mandinka, but there you go again assigning me feelings that I do not have.

By saying that his post was humorous and I enjoyed it, I was not minimizing it at all. I was telling him that I truly appreciated the time he took to type it out and only acknowledged that what he said though serious, had "its blow lessened" by delivering it with humor. (Notice how I didn't disagree with a lot of what avenirup said.)

I am all about therapy. Had it many times and am gettin' it as we speak. Been gettin' it. Funny thing, that just because I don't publicly volunteer all aspects of the puzzle everyone assumes... The very people that seem to make reference to how I "need" therapy are the ones the therapist is trying to point me away from!!! LOL If that isn't telling, I don't know what is!

Lighten up. :)
 
For some reason, when I think about having sex with an older woman, I get this picture in my head of a woman with that "hair just out of curlers look", Marlboro hanging from her lips, and saying, in a raspy smoker's voice, "Hey honey, wanna go for a roll in the hay?", as she winks and smacks me on the ass.
 
TheProject said:
For some reason, when I think about having sex with an older woman, I get this picture in my head of a woman with that "hair just out of curlers look", Marlboro hanging from her lips, and saying, in a raspy smoker's voice, "Hey honey, wanna go for a roll in the hay?", as she winks and smacks me on the ass.

eh i always think of a sassy under 40 year old tight body who actually says what she wants (wow!!!! no mindreading!!!)
 
Werd said:
I love you Mandinka, but there you go again assigning me feelings that I do not have.

By saying that his post was humorous and I enjoyed it, I was not minimizing it at all. I was telling him that I truly appreciated the time he took to type it out and only acknowledged that what he said though serious, had "its blow lessened" by delivering it with humor. (Notice how I didn't disagree with a lot of what avenirup said.)

I am all about therapy. Had it many times and am gettin' it as we speak. Been gettin' it. Funny thing, that just because I don't publicly volunteer all aspects of the puzzle everyone assumes... The very people that seem to make reference to how I "need" therapy are the ones the therapist is trying to point me away from!!! LOL If that isn't telling, I don't know what is!

Lighten up. :)
It wasn't "feelings" I was referring to - he makes extremely intuitive guesses about private matters you have disclosed , information that you have not volunteered.
 
Um no.... He didn't "guess" anything. I admitted to the issues he addresses on another thread last night.

Please stop making more out of things than what they truly are. I know you care and I appreciate it from the bottom of my heart. If we were closer I would so love to hang with you and speak face to face. But so much is "edited" in cyberspace. It isn't like I can sit with you in a pub or a cafe and tell you everything I want to say looking at you in the same room trying to effectively convey my true feelings and emotions.

One thing I did realize though this morning is that I have spent far too much of my time caring about people who dont give a rat's ass about me. This has been a large part of my problem.... that I continue to care for people long past their point of expiration. This has nothing to do with sex or "love", but only basic human kindness and friendship. I guess this has to do with my naivite and trusting in human nature too much. I always assume that because someone is kind to me "in the beginning" then they are good people like me. Then when they show their true colors, I keep telling myself, "No, they showed their true nature in the beginning. They are only this way because of blah, blah, blah" And I make excuses to myself for them.

MY BAD 100%

I need to learn to let people go in every way, when they show their true colors and stop believing that their behavior NOW can be excused because they were kind to me in the beginning.

Avenirup and Omega are right. We all have baggage. We get all dumped on. How long we choose to carry that baggage is totally up to us. I, for one, am tired. Finally able to clean out the last remnants of clutter from my closet. :)
 
oh go for it werd. the worst thing that can happen is it doesn't work out. we spend too much time worrying about what other people think.
 
i think you should go for it.

You'll have a few weeks of OK sex and if you can deal with the fact that he cares about you as much as I care about the steamer I fired off last night after Mexican food, you're cool.

Enjoy it, but know the deal.
 
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glennds said:
oh go for it werd. the worst thing that can happen is it doesn't work out. we spend too much time worrying about what other people think.


WERD

LOL... I'll see this guy in the gym eventually and see how I feel when I "get there from here". I'm grown and have no moral qualms about casual sex. I'm upfront, honest, don't play games, so there is no way that it can not "work out"... that is, unless the kid goes psycho on me which I doubt as this is usually the case with women, not men.
 
Pop a viagra in his mouth. Then you can fuck young hottie for hours.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
i think you should go for it.

You'll have a few weeks of OK sex and if you can deal with the fact that he cares about you as much as I care about the steamer I fired off last night after Mexican food, you're cool.

Enjoy it, but know the deal.

Dude, I prefer that he does not care for me. This is about one thing and one thing only: good no-strings-attached-sex for me.

My hesitation is that he seems like a nice guy who just *might* end up thinking that it would be more because he is so young.
 
ChefWide said:
Pop a viagra in his mouth. Then you can fuck young hottie for hours.


Dido *check*

Viagra *check*




Any other suggestions? I would hate to disappoint him! :chomp:
 
Werd said:
OK Dad! LOL

Gotta get some sleep. I can't be hangin' with a bunch of insomniacs. An ole gal like me has got to get some shut eye or I won't be able to turn the younguns' heads. :qt:
HA! I'm not the only one who thinks he sounds like a dad sometimes. That's just great. :)
 
Werd said:
Any other suggestions? I would hate to disappoint him! :chomp:


Some sexy lingerie & a hot pair of "Fuck Me" shoes. Do up the nails too....preferrably red. :D

Christ, this kid's gonna think he's died & gone to heaven!! hehehe
 
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T-Bone said:
There is better music than dido to get it on too, or did you mean a big fleshy dildo?


oops, my bad. Yes, I did mean D I L D O!

No dido... I would prefer something more along the lines of anything from Enigma - Love the Gregorian Chant. Talk about wanting to just PHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK!

Omega, If I am ever out that way, I'll definitely let you know.

Phatchick - I concur. :supercool

DaveyBoy - seems like too much effort for me. Maybe if he is really good in the sack, I might do crazy shtuff to further mess with his world LOL. But for starters he has got to make me *want* to do this stuff with his initial performance. :qt:
 
Werd said:
DaveyBoy - seems like too much effort for me. Maybe if he is really good in the sack, I might do crazy shtuff to further mess with his world LOL. But for starters he has got to make me *want* to do this stuff with his initial performance. :qt:

Fair enough. :)
 
Werd said:
I would prefer something more along the lines of anything from Enigma - Love the Gregorian Chant. Talk about wanting to just PHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK!

A resounding "NO SHIT!!"

Mrs. Chef and I have have had many a "Bonfire of the Matresses" to Enigma.
 
Dial_tone said:
Most younger dudes who get to boink a hot older babe are in a hurry to cum and leave so they can run tell their buddies they just boinked a hot older babe. You'll be lucky to get yours...stick to the 26-31 bracket.

uhh dude.

Prejudiced any?
 
ChefWide said:
A resounding "NO SHIT!!"

Mrs. Chef and I have have had many a "Bonfire of the Matresses" to Enigma.


Why Chefwide... you old dog you! :chomp:

Update: ran into aforementioned hottie in the gym last night. Acknowledged his presence with a smile, then went about my business. I could feel his eyes on me but continued to go about working out as I always do: sloppy ponytail (under baseball cap), ratty old workout clothes, NEVER made up. Shoulders and tris - did major supersetting: delt flies, dips, rear delt flies, push-ups. Moved on to superset over headed cable extensions, rope side extensions (sorry if this is the wrong name), jump up to do hanging leg raises and finally standing crunches w/rope. I am always in and out in 30/45 minutes, very intense stuff, really freaks guys out. Stopped at juicebar to discuss situation w/the sweet young girl I know - co-worker of hottie. Asked her opinion of the guy... is he an arrogant asshole that would blab to all of his doofus buddies. Turns out she had the same opinion of him that I had - sweet guy that *might* end up digging me too much, but *if* the opportunity arose, I should go for it... BUT she also admitted she had a major crush on him. She's a really nice down-to-earth girl so I appreciated her honesty. I ended up chatting w/her too long, said hottie comes to get his drink after his workout, I get all embarrassed... staying too long... the three of us end up discussing all sorts of erotic sexual stuff (as if I ever end up talking about anything else LOL) and everyone ends up leaving horny, frustrated and wondering "what if".



I am an extremely naughty girl. :chomp:
 
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danielson said:

Actually.... one of the topics of conversation was me admitting to a particular fantasy that I had developed last year. It did involve a 3-some. I can assure you though, the juice bar girl would not be "down" with it. hehehee And I would feel wierd about it if it were her as well.

There are some fantasies that are better if left in the imagination. I think that the two that I have develope over the past year fall into this category. :)
 
what? werd you up at it again?
haven't I told you before that you don't do young guys any favors by honoring them with your company. it's the other way around - if a young dude gives a second glance in your direction (as opposed to young hot chick) you should be flattered; please all you EF women sexmachines, supermodels, venusfreaks come to terms with reality. Mkay?
 
juve said:
what? werd you up at it again?
haven't I told you before that you don't do young guys any favors by honoring them with your company. it's the other way around - if a young dude gives a second glance in your direction (as opposed to young hot chick) you should be flattered; please all you EF women sexmachines, supermodels, venusfreaks come to terms with reality. Mkay?



While my love for the cougars knows no bounds,

you are 100 percent correct.

Kudos to you, for reiterating that fact.
 
Dial_tone said:
I find gratuitous casual sex with younger hotties quite enjoyable, and I plan to enjoy it again as soon as I can get to Austin, TX.

You be an Agiie DT, but you are smart enough to know about Austin versus College Station. I give you some props for that. Not that College Station is all bad, but it aint no Austin, TX baby!!

Hook em Horns!!!!!!!!!! Dominate NC!!!!!!!!!

Who are the Aggies Dancin' wit? Oh, nevermind they arent at the BIG dance!
LOL
 
juve said:
not old enough to be an uncle, my apologies grandma :o

Actually one can be an uncle at any age.

But thanx for giving both us elite hotties the time of day. We weewy appeesheeate it!!!! :qt: Now we can die fulfilled!
 
Werd said:
Actually one can be an uncle at any age.

But thanx for giving both us elite hotties the time of day. We weewy appeesheeate it!!!! :qt: Now we can die fulfilled!


I didn't give you shit - you're delusional, but I suspected that :o


(I don't watch south park, but then I don't like comedy anyway :( )
 
Damn, somebody sure got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning! :worried:

Man you need to chill. Is it that all the "real world" hotties aren't showin' ya enough luv? Ya gotta hate on all us "delusional elite hotties"?

Please don't burst our "wannabe" bubbles! After all, this is as close to luvins as any of us is ever gonna get. :cold:
 
Werd said:
Man you need to chill. Is it that all the "real world" hotties aren't showin' ya enough luv? Ya gotta hate on all us "delusional elite hotties"?

I'm not seeking 'luv'. I'm more interested in relationship (or lack thereof) were we don't even have to say "hi!", or acknowledge each other after we're done.
And I don't hate anyone - that would take too much extraneous effort from, which I'd rather invest in something more productive. I just love sparking conflicts and mildly antagonizing people :)
 
anya said:
You didnt catch my Southpark reference. :(
I got it! Now I keep hearing Terrence and Phillip in my head. lol. What a way to take a college exit exam. hehe. Of course, it's not helping that I just watched the movie again the other night. Personally, yesterday, I had changed the song "Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch" to "INSERT MY SPORTS EDITOR'S NAME is a big fat bitch" :angel:
 
juve said:
I'm not seeking 'luv'. I'm more interested in relationship (or lack thereof) were we don't even have to say "hi!", or acknowledge each other after we're done.
And I don't hate anyone - that would take too much extraneous effort from, which I'd rather invest in something more productive. I just love sparking conflicts and mildly antagonizing people :)


JUVE IAM TELLING YOU

for 19 your a geniuos

I expect BIG things from you


just don't fuck around to mutch on the path ahead of you!
 
Most of the time younger is ONLY good for sex. Depends on how young and the age difference, but most of the time they are on a different planet mentally.
 
hardrock said:
Most of the time younger is ONLY good for sex. Depends on how young and the age difference, but most of the time they are on a different planet mentally.

Exactly.... the guy is a sweetheart, no doubt. And I am sure that someday he will most likely be a great SO for someone.... But for crying out loud - HE IS ONLY 22!

People are looking at my like I am crazy for even asking. They are like, "What's the problem?" I guess, it is just wierd for me because I have just never considered a man that is younger than I am sexually attractive. I was always this way... especially when I was younger. It isn't about me thinking I am God's gift to anyone. This is more like just an evolution for me perhaps.

Anyways... you guys are too funny. I really appreciate the humor sparked here.

Humor is very cool. :supercool
 
Werd said:
Exactly.... the guy is a sweetheart, no doubt. And I am sure that someday he will most likely be a great SO for someone.... But for crying out loud - HE IS ONLY 22!

People are looking at my like I am crazy for even asking. They are like, "What's the problem?" I guess, it is just wierd for me because I have just never considered a man that is younger than I am sexually attractive. I was always this way... especially when I was younger. It isn't about me thinking I am God's gift to anyone. This is more like just an evolution for me perhaps.

Anyways... you guys are too funny. I really appreciate the humor sparked here.

Humor is very cool. :supercool

I have a few freinds who really go for the young gals. I just don't get it. They're in their 40's and chasing women young enough to be their daughters. I used to say no woman younger than 30, but I may change that to no younger than 35. :)
 
See, I have always found guys that are more than 5 yrs my senior to be most appealing. For me, a man is p-e-r-f-e-c-t between 39 to 45. How many men though are in that age range who are in great shape, not psychos or emotionally unavailable and not hating women for something?

I am an odd case, I admit it which makes things worse for me. I find only a small percentage of men physically appealing within that age range and even less emotionally and personality appealing. And my life has complications....

So I guess I am just "settling" for non-relationships if and when they suit me. We are all grown, nobody gets hurt. Really, not a biggie. Just come to look at life from a different angle is all. :)
 
Werd said:
See, I have always found guys that are more than 5 yrs my senior to be most appealing. For me, a man is p-e-r-f-e-c-t between 39 to 45. How many men though are in that age range who are in great shape, not psychos or emotionally unavailable and not hating women for something?

Have you seen a therapist yet?


Werd said:
We are all grown, nobody gets hurt.

Are you being serious?? Or are you starting to be more sarcastic???
 
Werd said:
See, I have always found guys that are more than 5 yrs my senior to be most appealing. For me, a man is p-e-r-f-e-c-t between 39 to 45. How many men though are in that age range who are in great shape, not psychos or emotionally unavailable and not hating women for something?

I am an odd case, I admit it which makes things worse for me. I find only a small percentage of men physically appealing within that age range and even less emotionally and personality appealing. And my life has complications....

So I guess I am just "settling" for non-relationships if and when they suit me. We are all grown, nobody gets hurt. Really, not a biggie. Just come to look at life from a different angle is all. :)

I am just perfect for you! But I'm taken. ;)
 
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