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Young chick - so wrong, but I can't control myself.

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So my buddy wants me to go on a double date with him and this chick he recently met. (with one of her friends).

Now I am 28, almost 29 and this girl just turned 19. I called her for the first time last night and her voice sounds very young.

Is it bad that it totally turned me on?

I mean that could be like Curling's daughter or something.
I'm nearly 10 years older than this girl.
Am I just a dirty old man preying on the innocent little chickees? because that would rule!
 
LOL

Stay away from the jailbait bor

Especially you. She'll break your heart and make you cry
 
alien amp pharm said:
So my buddy wants me to go on a double date with him and this chick he recently met. (with one of her friends).

Now I am 28, almost 29 and this girl just turned 19. I called her for the first time last night and her voice sounds very young.

Is it bad that it totally turned me on?

I mean that could be like Curling's daughter or something.
I'm nearly 10 years older than this girl.
Am I just a dirty old man preying on the innocent little chickees? because that would rule!
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No, you just wanted an oppertunity to brag.[ Did I just spell that wrong, I need to start reading again] Good going man.
 
It will give you a chance to actually TEACH a Woman the fine art of using and
abusing a weak man, making him grovel and beg for evey bit of attention..

I envy you bro..
 
JerseyArt said:
LOL

Stay away from the jailbait bor

Especially you. She'll break your heart and make you cry
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Dude, General Foods International Coffees commercials make him cry....
 
alien amp pharm said:
So my buddy wants me to go on a double date with him and this chick he recently met. (with one of her friends).

Now I am 28, almost 29 and this girl just turned 19. I called her for the first time last night and her voice sounds very young.

Is it bad that it totally turned me on?

I mean that could be like Curling's daughter or something.
I'm nearly 10 years older than this girl.
Am I just a dirty old man preying on the innocent little chickees? because that would rule!
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Gonna BITE my tongue Cuddle boy... :rainbow:




















No serioulsy.. age is of NO importance... If it doesn't bother you and it doesn't bother her.. eh.. whats the problem.

Don't worry about what 'everyone' else things... F**k um if they don't like it.. I mean your only gonna cuddle with her after all.. NO harm done. ;)
 
bluepeter said:
Does it matter? It's not like you're ever going to hit it.
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Well she said one of the reasons she likes older guys is because they know how to treat a girl in bed.


boy is she in for a surprise.
 
Y_Lifter said:
It will give you a chance to actually TEACH a Woman the fine art of using and
abusing a weak man, making him grovel and beg for evey bit of attention..

I envy you bro..
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LOL

Y_Lifter makes yet another covert shot.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Well she said one of the reasons she likes older guys is because they know how to treat a girl in bed.


boy is she in for a surprise.
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this thread gets better and better.

and she sounds like a real class act....young, stupid, and wants to fuck - it IS curlings daughter then.

lol
 
alien amp pharm said:
Well she said one of the reasons she likes older guys is because they know how to treat a girl in bed.


boy is she in for a surprise.
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:lmao:
 
just hit that shit dude. but be careful cause she WILL get attached and go crazy and call you at 3am crying and make your life hell. But, hey, losing your virginity will be worth it, right?
 
10 years younger?

Dude. Follow my lead.




chefwide.gif
 
I see many (ok, all) of you here have little or no faith in my playa skills.

Ya'll better recognize!
 
alien amp pharm said:
Well she said one of the reasons she likes older guys is because they know how to treat a girl in bed.


boy is she in for a surprise.
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LOL!
she'll probably look up to you cause you're so... mature.
 
Spanky11 said:
this thread gets better and better.

and she sounds like a real class act....young, stupid, and wants to fuck - it IS curlings daughter then.

lol
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Ral classy jackass, bringing up someones kid in a thread.
 
ChefWide said:
Dude, General Foods International Coffees commercials make him cry....
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Those of us with an apppreciation for fine coffees don't appreciate your comment.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I see many (ok, all) of you here have little or no faith in my playa skills.

Ya'll better recognize!
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playa? you're kidding right...either way your post has brightened my otherwise dull afternoon
 
KillahBee said:
she WILL get attached and go crazy and call you at 3am crying and make your life hell.
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A mutual thing we will share together.

I sense a bond forming already between her and I.
 
alien amp pharm said:
A mutual thing we will share together.

I sense a bond forming already between her and I.
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The difference being that you will get no play from her other than cuddling and she'll take what she learned and go give it up to a real man...........I bet she'll even do AtoM.
 
My girl is 19 and I'm 28. We get along great for the most part. She doesn't act like a 19 yr old either tho.
 
JerseyArt said:
Ral classy jackass, bringing up someones kid in a thread.
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it was meant as a joke...

if he doesn't want us to flame him about personal things then this is definately not the place to air them. i am convinced he is an alter anyway - no one is that stupid
 
alien amp pharm said:
A mutual thing we will share together.

I sense a bond forming already between her and I.
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lmao - this is true. you two can be co-dependent together. totally healthy relationship.
 
So far this is going great.

She is a hostess at two restuarants. Usually hostesses are hot and have good bodies. That's promising.

I did however see a pic of her that she sent and she has a big nose! That could get in the way of my tiny penis during oral sex.

Still, things look good thus far.
 
alien amp pharm said:
So far this is going great.

She is a hostess at two restuarants. Usually hostesses are hot and have good bodies. That's promising.

I did however see a pic of her that she sent and she has a big nose! That could get in the way of my tiny penis during oral sex.

Still, things look good thus far.
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Meh, it's not like you'll get oral sex anyway, so you have nothing to worry about. :)
 
Ok, I'll put her as my avatar briefly. She's no hottie, but will serve the purpose I suppose.
 
There.

Crap that pic is stretched fro some reason. Oh well.

She appears to have nice DSL's though!
 
the nature boy said:
What purpose is that? Rejection? Blue balls?
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Bawahahaha.
I'm laughing now, but will probably be crying later.
 
the nature boy said:
She'll do. Is she an amputee by any chance?
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Now you know me enough to know I wouldn't date an amputee

.....they make for horrible cuddling.
 
slickdadd said:
This thread rules. I missed the avatar though.
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Sorry about that, please allow my current avatar to fullfill that loss.
Feel free to stare as long as you want.
 
AAA - I say go for it and good luck!

I'm 29 years old currently knocking off a 20 year old New Phenomenon - A white girl with ass! LOL Gotta love it!
 
Oh shit. She is sending me more pics right now. That avatar one I had earlier is crap compared to these. I wish I could post them here, but I'm afraid too.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Oh shit. She is sending me more pics right now. That avatar one I had earlier is crap compared to these. I wish I could post them here, but I'm afraid too.
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Post em!! Come dont be a swv!
 
alien amp pharm said:
Oh shit. She is sending me more pics right now. That avatar one I had earlier is crap compared to these. I wish I could post them here, but I'm afraid too.
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post them, biatch!
 
bluepeter said:
We don't care, she's not even bangable.
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haha, nice reverse psychology. I'm onto your little trick buddy.


Can someone tell me how to delete a picture from my Elite Gallery? I need more room.
 
alien amp pharm said:
haha, nice reverse psychology. I'm onto your little trick buddy.


Can someone tell me how to delete a picture from my Elite Gallery? I need more room.
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click on the pic you want to delete.. scrool down and there should be a delete box check it and click submit...

;)
 
Natureboy, PM me your email address and I'll send them to you and you can vouch for me that she's hot.

I don't want to put her pics on a public server for the world so see/spread.
 
Someone mentioned it in the Valentine's thread... girls will take what they can get as long as they have a date on Feb 14th.

Anxious for pics too. I've never seen a hostess in a wheelchair.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Natureboy, PM me your email address and I'll send them to you and you can vouch for me that she's hot.

I don't want to put her pics on a public server for the world so see/spread.
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SWV
 
Anybody got a private photo album they can put these in temporarily?

Frisky: The EF photo thing sucks....must be where I'm not plat. I cant even delete my own pics.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Anybody got a private photo album they can put these in temporarily?

Frisky: The EF photo thing sucks....must be where I'm not plat. I cant even delete my own pics.
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yea.. you can use my picture trail acct
email me i'll put them in there for you
 
Ok Frisky, sent to your zero email. Let us know when you get them up so these doubters can see what kind of tail I can pull

.....even if it is just for cuddling.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Ok Frisky, sent to your zero email. Let us know when you get them up so these doubters can see what kind of tail I can pull

.....even if it is just for cuddling.
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cuddle boy!!! :D
 
The Shadow said:
make it quick cuddle boy
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bwahaha..

this cuddle boy trend is catching on... :rainbow:
 
were are these pics?...i'm very curious to see what the next girl who rejects Alien Amp Pharm looks like.

cuddle bitch.
 
shit...I can post pics of any woman....damn


where da proof??




j/k






















........not
 
Fuck dude, if you hit that I will be pissed. Cause no matter how bad my dating is, at least I can say "least I'm not aap"
 
The Shadow said:
shit...I can post pics of any woman....damn

where da proof??

j/k

........not
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lol. Nah, they are legit.
To prove it I will take some this saturday of me and her cuddling on the bed.
 
jestros said:
Fuck dude, if you hit that I will be pissed. Cause no matter how bad my dating is, at least I can say "least I'm not aap"
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Hes just gonna cuddle.. aap ain't hit'n nuttin :rainbow:
 
Spanky11 said:
were are these pics?...i'm very curious to see what the next girl who rejects Alien Amp Pharm looks like.

cuddle bitch.
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7 posts up, Einstein.
 
Spanky11 said:
it was meant as a joke...

if he doesn't want us to flame him about personal things then this is definately not the place to air them. i am convinced he is an alter anyway - no one is that stupid
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My daughter is not stupid or a slut and even as a joke that is not funny. Secondly, I am not stupid I will put my net worth against yours anyday.
 
JerseyArt said:
LOL

Stay away from the jailbait bor

Especially you. She'll break your heart and make you cry
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She ain't jailbait!!! She's free game bor!! Take it to her like you know you should!!! :evil:
 
MrMuscle said:
Dude ive been staring at your avatar for 10 minutes now. when will the "After" picture pop up?
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No shit me too!!



Oh and by the way I think curling is pissed
 
keep away. i cant stand it when shit like this happens- draw your lines; youre just far too old for her.
 
Yarg! said:
keep away. i cant stand it when shit like this happens- draw your lines; youre just far too old for her.
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Too old?!?!?!?!?? That's bullshit! I know plenty of people who have age differences bigger than that. If the chick is willing and it sounds like she is, she's not under age so there's no problem!

TAP DAT AZZ!!!!
 
Yarg! said:
keep away. i cant stand it when shit like this happens- draw your lines; youre just far too old for her.
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Yes sir.


Wait, I just looked at her pics again.....yep there's no chance of me staying away now.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Yes sir.


Wait, I just looked at her pics again.....yep there's no chance of me staying away now.
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Good man! I'm not being some perverted freak by suggesting you go for it. But there is nothing wrong with this situation!
 
lol. I just send my buddy these pics that she sent me earlier and first thing he replied with was "Just don't go falling in love with her".

Damn, am I really that hard up?

(don't answer that)
 
alien amp pharm said:
lol. I just send my buddy these pics that she sent me earlier and first thing he replied with was "Just don't go falling in love with her".

Damn, am I really that hard up?

(don't answer that)
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I won't answer that, but you DO need to post up those pics!
 
AAP go ahead get involved I think you will have fun with her. She is over 18 anyway...you two may leatn something from eachother.
Tell us how it all turned out...
 
alien amp pharm said:
Well she said one of the reasons she likes older guys is because they know how to treat a girl in bed.


boy is she in for a surprise.
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Ain't that the truth.

:rolleyes:
 
She's young and gorgeous...
I hope it works out and your confidence doesn't get kicked in the junk again.
 
jh1 married a 19 yr old, he is close to your age.
ask him for advice/consultation
 
1) Date her.
2) Seriously date her.
3) Have her break your heart in about 1 month.
4) Post up and rejoin your place as head of the SWV.
 
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