You know you're getting older when------------------

[biteme]

You have several pair of shorts that have holes in the crotch and you wonder how they got that way. Then you stop to realize, that you've had them for at least 7 years.

2. You have a Gold's gym tanktop that you got in 1985 and you still wear it.

3. 20 yrd olds start to look like children to you.

4. to be continued

 

[biteme]

Never a good sign, if you could be youthful again, would you do things differently?

Who wouldn't? Hindsight is 20/20.

 

[zingzingmaker]

i actually got excited about my credit rating

 

[The Red Dragon]

Never a good sign, if you could be youthful again, would you do things differently?

 

[velvett]

i actually got excited about my credit rating

That's so true.




You know you're getting old when what you're thinking comes out of your mouth, out loud.

 

[HumorMe]

You know you're getting old when what you're thinking comes out of your mouth, out loud.

Damn............age causes that!?!

I thought you call that "growing a set of balls."

 

[velvett]

Damn............age causes that!?!

I thought you call that "growing a set of balls."

LOL - BALLS


Ever notice that kids and old people just say the most honest and inappropriate things?

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

velvett is that your stomache?Does'nt look very old.

 

[HumorMe]

Ever notice that kids and old people just say the most honest and inappropriate things?

Yep.

Show us your tits!

Sorry.......42 years old here.

Only excuse I have.

 

[velvett]

velvett is that your stomache?Does'nt look very old.

Considering I'm really a 6'4" 165 lb male - it sure does!

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

in that case,show us yur gyno!

 

[gonelifting]

Well, I call everybody "sonny" Does that count?


I actually call them randomly from the phone book. Just to talk. I`m lonely.

Does that count? WHAT?

 

[biteme]

You're favorite radio stations is music from the 70's and 80's.

You can remember when a candy bar cost a dime.

You remember when the style was feathered hair parted down the middle, bell-bottomed jeans, and a comb in your back pocket( I never had the comb).

Little things that use to bother you, you could care less about now.

Your child is nearly a teenager, you remember being that age and thinking you were grown up, but your child seems like a baby to you.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

damn you are old.Just curious,I'm 25 and feel like I'm ready to call hospice.Is 25 legitimatelly old?

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Considering I'm really a 6'4" 165 lb male - it sure does!

Hey you're a human noodle like me?

 

[gonelifting]

You can remember when a candy bar cost a dime.

What are you saying??? The prices went up? FUCK... Get me 2 REG-GIE`s, please.

 

[rsnoble]

That's so true.




You know you're getting old when what you're thinking comes out of your mouth, out loud.

Yes. This is also when you realize that jail time is actually "free rent" and makes it much more appealing.

 

[biteme]

damn you are old.Just curious,I'm 25 and feel like I'm ready to call hospice.Is 25 legitimatelly old?

Think back to when you were 12. That's how much older I am than you. 25 seemed like yesterday, the years fly by as you get older and also your perception of time actually changes in your brain making them seem all the much faster. You can feel great when you reach 40 or like shit, it is all up to you.

 

[Big Johnson]

You know you're getting older when...

...you realize its been three days since you've masterbated, only because you're wondering why you're not horny after watching a porn clip it took five days to download.

 

[biteme]

Re: Re: You know you're getting older when------------------

...you realize its been three days since you've masterbated, only because you're wondering why you're not horny after watching a porn clip it took five days to download.

LOL! You're better off anyway according to 2Thick. The more you cum the faster you will die.

 

[Big Johnson]

Re: Re: Re: You know you're getting older when------------------

LOL! You're better off anyway according to 2Thick. The more you cum the faster you will die.

No! Damnit all! Why is life overflowing with such irony!

 

[Rex]

I'm 19 and never felt so old in my life. I've got shoulder problems I refuse to have looked at, so I don't get put on light duty, and fuck over my platoon with standing post. I've got Al Pacino bags under my eyes from the shit-tacular sleep schedule I have.

Oh, I have more in common with my friends' parents then most of my friends.

 

[WODIN]

I don't know what the hell you people are talking about.

 

[HumorMe]

I don't know what the hell you people are talking about.

Memory is usually the first thing to suffer in old age.

Thanks for confirming it.