You know you're fat when.........

[Saint V]

....you try to suck your gut in and it ends up sticking out farther.










Have at it guys.

 

[chewyxrage]

you have a massive onset of edema in your thankels.....

or you have dinkydoo

or a tittydo.....

 

[Mach1]

....somebody tells you you're just "holding water"

 

[chewyxrage]

....some dood ask a female if she's preggo....but its just a beer gut...

 

[MILF69]

Someone says...sh'es not fat she's just "big boned"...NO YOUR FAT!! Put the fork down!

 

[covergrl80]

When your high heel's become flip-flops after a while

 

[Hengst]

.... they push you through the Holland Tunnel to clean it.

 

[megamania500]

...when your fat hangs over all sides of the toilet bowl; when your standing up taking a piss!

 

[blut wump]

When your love-handles meet in the middle of your back.

 

[KIAN]

... when your cell phone beeps and people think you are backing up.

 

[silverbackn]

.....you make a lot of poor food choices and live a sedentary lifestyle

 

[Saint V]

.....you make a lot of poor food choices and live a sedentary lifestyle

alway have to ruin the fun don't you

 

[silverbackn]

alway have to ruin the fun don't you

I couldn't help myself

 

[moose11]

u dont look that big...u hold it well

 

[GoldenDelicious]

.....you make a lot of poor food choices and live a sedentary lifestyle

shutup its a thyroid problem

(werent you voted wittiest student in berrydinkyville high or something? what happened since then? are you depressed? theres drugs for that...)

 

[PICK3]

When you put a quarter in a scale at the mall and a little card comes out of the side saying "one at a time please".

 

[DZLS]

.... they push you through the Holland Tunnel to clean it.

hahahahahaha...

 

[DZLS]

when you have to use sheep as tampons...

 

[PICK3]

.....you make a lot of poor food choices and live a sedentary lifestyle

Thank you Richard Simmons.

 

[biteme]

You can use your stomach to set your cup of coffee down on.

 

[JayC9]

...people make King Kong stomping sounds as you walk around.

 

[PICK3]

When the owner of the local Chinese food buffet says to you, "you no come back".

 

[biteme]

I see bitches every day that make me look little. This is the era of obesity. People with asses that weigh 200 lbs.

 

[PICK3]

I see bitches every day that make me look little. This is the era of obesity. People with asses that weigh 200 lbs.

What pisses me off is when parents over feed their kids just to shut them up.

 

[silverbackn]

shutup its a thyroid problem

(werent you voted wittiest student in berrydinkyville high or something? what happened since then? are you depressed? theres drugs for that...)

LMAO at thyroid problem! Do you know what the most feared animal in all the land is? Yes, my friends it's the Berryville Bobcat! Yes, I was voted wittiest......I tried to think of something witty right here and couldn't.

 

[bullett]

Someone says...sh'es not fat she's just "big boned"...NO YOUR FAT!! Put the fork down!

Exactly...

 

[bigmann245]

you have to get your dog to clean your ass after you shit cause you cant reach it...

 

[covergrl80]

When your picture keeps falling off the wall.

 

[The Shadow]

you get out of the shower, dry off, and then bend over to grab your clothes and wtaer pours from your belly button

 

[silverbackn]

When your picture keeps falling off the wall.

LMAO!

 

[blut wump]