You know you're fat when.........

[silverbackn]

.....you make a lot of poor food choices and live a sedentary lifestyle

 

[Saint V]

.....you make a lot of poor food choices and live a sedentary lifestyle

alway have to ruin the fun don't you

 

[silverbackn]

alway have to ruin the fun don't you

I couldn't help myself

 

[moose11]

u dont look that big...u hold it well

 

[GoldenDelicious]

.....you make a lot of poor food choices and live a sedentary lifestyle

shutup its a thyroid problem

(werent you voted wittiest student in berrydinkyville high or something? what happened since then? are you depressed? theres drugs for that...)

 

[PICK3]

When you put a quarter in a scale at the mall and a little card comes out of the side saying "one at a time please".

 

[DZLS]

.... they push you through the Holland Tunnel to clean it.

hahahahahaha...

 

[DZLS]

when you have to use sheep as tampons...

 

[PICK3]

.....you make a lot of poor food choices and live a sedentary lifestyle

Thank you Richard Simmons.

 

[biteme]

You can use your stomach to set your cup of coffee down on.