2. You won't answer your family unless they call you by your Chat Board Profile name...heh heh heh.
3. Your 5 year old son has bigger nuts than you do.
4. You grunt while taking a shit and your liver falls out.
5. You have to use make-up to cover the yellow jaundice under your eyes.
6. You have more injection scar tissue than Evil Knievel.
7. You get Dbol tabs, and syringes in your stocking at Christmas.
8. You have you 12 year old son's first cycle all planned out, when he gets old enough.
9. All tax refund money goes to the summer cutting cycle(Fucking Winny is expensive)!!!
10. You take out a 2nd Mortage to squeeze in one more HUGE bulking cycle before the new year.
11. You visit Mexico on vacation and stay at the local pharmacy's everyday.
12. Your GF or wife is better at injections than your family Doctor.
13. You can name every Steroid, and their prices, but don't know who won last year's Super Bowl.
14. You send your source Christmas Cards every year.
15. Your co-workers think your fucking nuts, because you cuss the fuck out of your computer everyday because some Newbie asked if he could drink the winny...