You know you are a little too hardcore when....

[METHYL MIKE]

DAMN RANGER! too true! but still no fucking poetry... guess you think we forgot!

 

[Seitz]

You find out the time the gym is dead so you can have a good workout, not hoping the next exercise equipment is being held down by a fat guy. (I know if he wasn't there it would fly away!)

 

[revexrevex]

^

 

[AAP]

When you chew your calluses off at redlights.

 

[Hannibal]

...when you get pregnant to shorten your bench stroke.

...now THAT is HARD to the CORE!!

 

[distanced]

...when you finish your last squat or bench and four people offer to help you rack the weights on the tree

 

[revexrevex]

.... when you try to sit on the toilet while reciting in your head "push hips back, spread the floor with your feet, sit back... sit back.... sit back"

 

[rjl296]

~

 

[jerkbox]

4. You grunt while taking a shit and your liver falls out.

Ranger

that's fucking gross man....LOL

 

[magman1]

ranger...funny as shit...ud rather surf ef then get pussy