You know you are a little too hardcore when....

[The Ranger]

1. George Spellwin is best man at your wedding.

2. You won't answer your family unless they call you by your Chat Board Profile name...heh heh heh.

3. Your 5 year old son has bigger nuts than you do.

4. You grunt while taking a shit and your liver falls out.

5. You have to use make-up to cover the yellow jaundice under your eyes.

6. You have more injection scar tissue than Evil Knievel.

7. You get Dbol tabs, and syringes in your stocking at Christmas.

8. You have you 12 year old son's first cycle all planned out, when he gets old enough.

9. All tax refund money goes to the summer cutting cycle(Fucking Winny is expensive)!!!

10. You take out a 2nd Mortage to squeeze in one more HUGE bulking cycle before the new year.

11. You visit Mexico on vacation and stay at the local pharmacy's everyday.

12. Your GF or wife is better at injections than your family Doctor.

13. You can name every Steroid, and their prices, but don't know who won last year's Super Bowl.

14. You send your source Christmas Cards every year.

15. Your co-workers think your fucking nuts, because you cuss the fuck out of your computer everyday because some Newbie asked if he could drink the winny...

Ranger

 

[imprint516]

HAHAHA.....all this is so me.. its really funny.

 

[Kahn]

You take a pass on Grammy funeral because NOBODY is fucking up chest day!

 

[Stillhere]

HA HA Ranger

.....doing legs in the middle of the night while in AIT(USMC)

 

[Stillhere]

.....when security has to escort you out (after lights have been turned off for 10 mins) from the gym.

 

[tubby74]

.....when you shit your pants squatting and get excited cause that extra weight in your drawers just helped you get your personal best!!!!!

 

[WODIN]

You can't walk down a flight of stairs after you've thrown up twice will doing squats.

Your think... How bad can it be, When you wack back, 6 abombs a day for four weeks and the heart burn feeling is your liver saying FUCK YOU BUDDY!!!!

 

[ajc]

...all your old protein containers are full of syringes

That's fucking hilarious. I have quite a collection. I never throw away pill bottles either.

 

[tomcat]

You get a case of Mercury Poisoning from all the Fucking Tuna you're eating.

ProtienFactory.com sends you a Christmas and Birthday card each year.

You keep missing deadlines at work because you spend all damn day on EF.com

You can Fart the Star Spangled Banner because of all the Whey, Eggs and Tuna you eat.

Daily you risk cracking the porcelain Toilet (see above)

 

[bgdaddysmooth]

...you start looking at dogfood cans for a listing of protein per serving.

Man, I though I was the only sick fuck who did that!