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You know what Elite's REALLY good for?

I'll K ya if you'll ploit me! tell me when your ready. It doesn't even have to be exqusite, just good will do fine....
 
LuluDeren said:
Monkeys and foreplay have been addressed by Charleton Heston and I believe the consensus was that they were 'damn, dirty apes'.

One of the best lines in movie history:

Get Your Hands Off Me, You Damn Dirty Ape!
 
txbondsman said:
I'll K ya if you'll ploit me! tell me when your ready. It doesn't even have to be exqusite, just good will do fine....

I could put you in a sequined chusable at that next Pope's coronation but you'd have to wear a wire.
 
LuluDeren said:
I could put you in a sequined chusable at that next Pope's coronation but you'd have to wear a wire.

let's do it! but what's the wire for? and whats a shooshable? will it look good with cowboy boots and hat?
I didn't know Pope's were carbonated!
 
PICK3 said:
do me! do me!


You've got this arrangement all wrong. Now, go back and take a primer course, then return with Henny Youngman's boon....but leave his rings and such memento to his posterity.
 
txbondsman said:
let's do it! but what's the wire for? and whats a shooshable? will it look good with cowboy boots and hat?
I didn't know Pope's were carbonated!


YAY! Txbondsman's DRUNK, I should be able to harvest some really good accounts of his perversions.
 
LuluDeren said:
You've got this arrangement all wrong. Now, go back and take a primer course, then return with Henny Youngman's boon....but leave his rings and such memento to his posterity.

what's a boon? :confused:
 
LuluDeren said:
Is that a euphemism? Because if so, I've pen and paper ready to document.
lol, no.....i keep forgetting the rest of the world doesn't eat like we do here in new orleans. :chomp: :p :artist:

to make this po' boy (AKA "hero" or "sub") one takes the gravy that was used to slow cook and season the roast beef used for a roast beef po' boy. it is chock full of seasoning, thick gravy and tiny pieces of roast beef (know as "debris" here), having been slow cooked for hours upon hours.

this gravy is liberally poured onto a 12 inch piece of freshly baked french bread (crusty on the outside, air whipped fluffy and soft on the inside).

large, deep fat fried french fries are then laid on top of the gray.

LOTS of minez (mayonaise to ya'll), pickles, lettuce and tomatoes are added to to your taste.

slap the two pieces of franch bread together and wash it down with your choice of beverage....sweat tea, dixie beer, barq's root beer or creme soda....

it should weigh at least 3 pounds and should make gravy drip down your arm and off your elbow onto your pants. :p :p :p
 
rnch said:
lol, no.....i keep forgetting the rest of the world doesn't eat like we do here in new orleans. :chomp: :p :artist:

to make this po' boy (AKA "hero" or "sub") one takes the gravy that was used to slow cook and season the roast beef used for a roast beef po' boy. it is chock full of seasoning, thick gravy and tiny pieces of roast beef (know as "debris" here), having been slow cooked for hours upon hours.

this gravy is liberally poured onto a 12 inch piece of freshly baked french bread (crusty on the outside, air whipped fluffy and soft on the inside).

large, deep fat fried french fries are then laid on top of the gray.

LOTS of minez (mayonaise to ya'll), pickles, lettuce and tomatoes are added to to your taste.

slap the two pieces of franch bread together and wash it down with your choice of beverage....sweat tea, dixie beer, barq's root beer or creme soda....

it should weigh at least 3 pounds and should make gravy drip down your arm and off your elbow onto your pants. :p :p :p


Holy Crap, now THAT's some exposition! Act Two's gonna be endless flashbacks to gascapades.
 
LuluDeren said:
Me cataloguing an infinite number of one-liners, sexual ancedotes, and absurdist scenarios. I should praise you all like I should.

I'm gonna make a mint ofa yous guys. :evil: :D


Show me your ass
 
MightyMouse69 said:
this chocolate shake loaded up with glutamine is better than sex.
I guess I could trrrrrrrrrrrry to make this visually stimulating. Would the glutamine object to wearing a sparkly g-string?
 
LuluDeren said:
I guess I could trrrrrrrrrrrry to make this visually stimulating. Would the glutamine object to wearing a sparkly g-string?

personally, I prefer black silk - that will do it for me, but the glass was very sexy shaped
 
bw1 said:
lol, you know what I mean....Show me your ass.......dammit :heart:

Does this pasture make my butt look big?

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LuluDeren said:
Is that a euphemism? Because if so, I've pen and paper ready to document.


euphemism? isnt this illegal in most states? its called "I want them to be comfortable"
 
omg hell yes, i throw EF one liners all the time - people think im witty as shit, but really, i just recycle

my fave is still stringbeans, when im in posh bars drinking the crappiest local beer (which tastes great) while everyone else is wincing swallowing imported bullshit beer (corona. ech ech ech) and when i get funny looks, yell out "REAL MEN DRINK CHEAP BEER!"

...next round we're all holding VB sniggering LOL

...and since i told you a story, go make me a sammich, bish :evil:
 
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby
 
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