PuddleMonkey said:Shut your trap woman

PuddleMonkey said:Shut your trap woman
PuddleMonkey said:
MightyMouse69 said:^^^
One year they wanted to make him the poster boy for birth control
LuluDeren said:Monkeys and foreplay have been addressed by Charleton Heston and I believe the consensus was that they were 'damn, dirty apes'.
rnch said:make me a sammich!
i'll skinnydip in that one!MightyMouse69 said:^^^
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

txbondsman said:I'll K ya if you'll ploit me! tell me when your ready. It doesn't even have to be exqusite, just good will do fine....
rnch said:make me a sammich!
LuluDeren said:Say something clever so that I may exploit you exquisitly.![]()
LuluDeren said:I could put you in a sequined chusable at that next Pope's coronation but you'd have to wear a wire.
PICK3 said:do me! do me!
txbondsman said:let's do it! but what's the wire for? and whats a shooshable? will it look good with cowboy boots and hat?
I didn't know Pope's were carbonated!
how 'bout a french fry and roast beef gravy po' boy?LuluDeren said:Is liverwurst notorious enough?:
Is that a euphemism? Because if so, I've pen and paper ready to document.rnch said:how 'bout a french fry and roast beef gravy po' boy?![]()
LuluDeren said:You've got this arrangement all wrong. Now, go back and take a primer course, then return with Henny Youngman's boon....but leave his rings and such memento to his posterity.
lol, no.....i keep forgetting the rest of the world doesn't eat like we do here in new orleans.LuluDeren said:Is that a euphemism? Because if so, I've pen and paper ready to document.

PICK3 said:what's a boon?![]()
rnch said:lol, no.....i keep forgetting the rest of the world doesn't eat like we do here in new orleans.![]()
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to make this po' boy (AKA "hero" or "sub") one takes the gravy that was used to slow cook and season the roast beef used for a roast beef po' boy. it is chock full of seasoning, thick gravy and tiny pieces of roast beef (know as "debris" here), having been slow cooked for hours upon hours.
this gravy is liberally poured onto a 12 inch piece of freshly baked french bread (crusty on the outside, air whipped fluffy and soft on the inside).
large, deep fat fried french fries are then laid on top of the gray.
LOTS of minez (mayonaise to ya'll), pickles, lettuce and tomatoes are added to to your taste.
slap the two pieces of franch bread together and wash it down with your choice of beverage....sweat tea, dixie beer, barq's root beer or creme soda....
it should weigh at least 3 pounds and should make gravy drip down your arm and off your elbow onto your pants.![]()
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LuluDeren said:Me cataloguing an infinite number of one-liners, sexual ancedotes, and absurdist scenarios. I should praise you all like I should.
I'm gonna make a mint ofa yous guys.![]()
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I guess I could trrrrrrrrrrrry to make this visually stimulating. Would the glutamine object to wearing a sparkly g-string?MightyMouse69 said:this chocolate shake loaded up with glutamine is better than sex.
I've seen my ass.bw1 said:Show you your ass
LuluDeren said:I guess I could trrrrrrrrrrrry to make this visually stimulating. Would the glutamine object to wearing a sparkly g-string?
MightyMouse69 said:personally, I prefer black silk - that will do it for me, but the glass was very sexy shaped
LuluDeren said:I've seen my ass.

bw1 said:lol, you know what I mean....Show me your ass.......dammit![]()
LuluDeren said:Didn't they craft the traditional Goblet from Marie Antoinette's boobie?
haha fatboybw1 said:
bw1 said:hahahahaha

MightyMouse69 said:I'm just guessing here, but it's likely you talk to much during sex.

LuluDeren said:Is that a euphemism? Because if so, I've pen and paper ready to document.

Jon79 said:

Jack Schitt said:Not to start any rumors or anything, but he posts among us.
Just sayin.

SugarTits said:euphemism? isnt this illegal in most states? its called "I want them to be comfortable"
GoldenDelicious said:...and since i told you a story, go make me a sammich, bish![]()
stop trying to jump ship.PICK3 said:do me! do me!
eh? is taht a type of beer? if so, yes lolLuluDeren said:You guys like the marmite or varmit or something, right?
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