You know my boyfriend is dead...

[donutglazer]

whoops, sorry scrappy my bad.

 

[WODIN]

wodin,

i love that fuckin duck pic.

Glazer it is OPUS the penquin, from the Comic Strip Bloom County. It was a topical strip that ran in the mid 80's early 90's.

 

[supersizeme]

that would be 1780s and 1790s just to clear any discrepancies up.
the strip was originally written on papyrus

 

[smallmovesal]

interesting fact: big bird is played by a woman

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Hey Scrappy Ass...adam's up comming movie....

The boss (Adam Sandler) of a struggling phone sex company falls in love with a woman (Emily Watson) his sister is trying to set him up with. On the run from a gang of thugs, Sandler's character uses air-mile coupons he won from a box of pudding to travel to Hawaii and meet the girl of his dreams.....

sounds much better than Little Nicky....

"I am not what you would call a handsome man. God did not choose to bless with me with good looks, charm, or a fully functional brain."

 

[HappyScrappy]

"I am not what you would call a handsome man. God did not choose to bless with me with good looks, charm, or a fully functional brain."

this pretty much describes me to a T.
as for his movies, they've been a whole lotta suck lately.

 

[Hannibal]

Your a sicko....he's dead...so you wanna make out?

NO!! I will not make out with you...I'm hear to learn...not make out with you...go on with the lecture

 

[Warik]

Yeah...my conversation opener......what do you think?

You're a woman, so you don't need creative openers. Just say "hi" and you'll have more good luck than I've had bad. =( Bah.

-Warik

 

[HappyScrappy]

I know what you mean Warik - if an even remotely attractive girl comes up to me, I'll talk to her, but guys have to be special. and lines don't work - trust me.
although I still maintain that one of the best lines is "hey, you know something? you sure don't sweat much for a fat girl."

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Scrappy ass...you stole my quote.....was I reconginized in you works citied page...plagerizer...

I find it more fun to have lines as a female...although I never get a chance to use them....I like them....I wish I got some crazy pick up lines, most are boring....