You know my boyfriend is dead...

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

I think far more impressive than post count is post rate.

you think wrong.....

 

[supersizeme]

so we can then deduce that big bird has a similar looking brother or sister who at some point in time had bird relations with another similar looking yellow bird and produced a daughter bird??

 

[HappyScrappy]

you think wrong.....

screw you for judging me.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

screw you for judging me.

That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought out objection.
Overruled

supersize.....you lost me at hello

 

[WODIN]

Your a sicko....he's dead...so you wanna make out?

Yeah sure, I'll give you the best 3 minutes of pure exstacy you'll have in your lifetime!!! LMAO!!!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

I love the "you lost me at hello" - I never thought about that twist. I ain't much for thinkin' - nor book learnin'

and the "screw you for judging me" is a reference to the 80 year old man's ball's skit by adam sandler.

penismightier

 

[supersizeme]

Wizard, you said that was big bird's niece in the pic. where did big bird get a niece???

summa this must've gone on and some point

 

[donutglazer]

wodin,

i love that fuckin duck pic.

 

[HappyScrappy]

1) it isn't a duck, it is a penguin - it is Opus from Bloom County and later Outland.

2) I like Wodin's line, but I prefer to use "I'll give you the most mediocre 15 seconds of your life"

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

NAME: Betsy Bird
BIO/STATS: A gangly, yet graceful dancing bird.
APPEARANCES: The Muppet Show
SPECIAL TALENTS: Eccentric dancing

Scrappy ass...""It's obvious to everyone that me, fat boy down here, the lady with the sideburns, and the mutants at table number nine have absolutely nothing to offer the opposite sex."