You just got a can of "step off this ill wigga's skillz"

[Big Buck]

I played basketball this morning. I went to a different gym, that I hardy ever play ball at. So, they're picking teams for the next game (I just got there)....and I don't get picked...(being white and BIG, they think you ain't got no game) So, one of the guys was like "hey sub in for me" So I did. Well, start balling dem niggas out. Stole the ball, got a fast break 2 on 1. I faked the pass and straight tomhawked it on this fool....it was ill...everybody at the gym was like "OH SHIT!!"


Oh yeah, and somebody told me I look like Zach Thomas.....

 

[Thick dog]

taking those elementary school kids to school again, eh?

 

[Big Buck]

taking those elementary school kids to school again, eh?

I took their milk money too....teach them damn kids to fuck wit me....LOL...

 

[Big Buck]

Oh yeah, and I blocked 4 shots.....(2 of them I pinned on the glass)

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Oh yeah, and somebody told me I look like Zach Thomas.....

<droll droll droll> why you gotta do this to me boy?

 

[Thick dog]

It's a damn shame you waited this late to polish up your game. The WNBA had their tryouts 2 weeks ago...

 

[Big Buck]

It's a damn shame you waited this late to polish up your game. The WNBA had their tryouts 2 weeks ago...

You really think I could make it in the WNBA? The girls are so fast and strong....MMMMMMUUUUUHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!! I heard some of them can touch the bottom of the net...

 

[Big Buck]

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Whould you were the 54 jersey for me?....

 

[Big Buck]

Whould you were the 54 jersey for me?....

as soon as that guy told me I looked like Zach Thomas, I thought about you...LOL...I knew you would like that