You guys have been great

[cindylou]

I have tons of information of that sort But I'll save that...just in case I need it

 

[billfred]

all you need to share from this point forward is any lil embarassing tid bit about java.

And Ammie's noodz

 

[cindylou]

lol j/k I would never do that.

 

[miplank]

And Ammie's noodz

oh yeah, that too.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I predict they make up...

 

[miplank]

lol

 

[cindylou]

lol plz

 

[puddlemonkey]

women are suckers for 2nd chances










and 3rd, 4th, etc.

 

[cindylou]

 

[puddlemonkey]

they'll give it another go, but try to keep it off the boards this time.





teh monkey is never wrong

 

[cindylou]

like java could keep it off the boards

 

[cindylou]

for awhile he would but then something would happen and this would happen all over again


i predict it

 

[cindylou]

like I did the first time

 

[PICK3]

olololololbestthreadeverololololstr8!

^^^
this

 

[cindylou]

I'm happy to keep you all entertained

 

[the.gladiator1987]

this was a long thread, it should be in the hall of fame threads of EF right next to all of mine. Mods please move it asap

 

[PICK3]

I'm happy to keep you all entertained

better than cable

just sayin'

 

[miplank]

for awhile he would but then something would happen and this would happen all over again


i predict it

so you're admitting that you'd give him another chance...

 

[puddlemonkey]

so you're admitting that you'd give him another chance...

the process has already started

 

[miplank]

java is pry pounding a beer via skype right now to prove his love

 

[cindylou]

I have no idea why you guys would think that

 

[miplank]

cuz you're a woman

 

[miplank]

translation: stupid

 

[cindylou]

nope.

 

[cindylou]

I can still think w/ my head

 

[miplank]

unpossible!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I have no idea why you guys would think that

As much as I've dated I've gotten to know the species pretty well.

 

[miplank]

are you calling cindy a hooker?

 

[cindylou]

lol!

 

[cindylou]

the chances are good that I would mess up eventually and the chances are even greater that java would snap again

 

[miplank]

if you didn't die of boredom from watching his youtube videos first

 

[cindylou]

only next time he'd have even more info on me

and it would be worse...

 

[calveless wonder]

As much as I've dated I've gotten to know the species pretty well.

chickens?

 

[shirlene29]

I happen to agree that there will be some sort of make-up...which is crazy ftr

 

[cindylou]

you think that would be crazy?

 

[miplank]

you should go back and reread the threads in the bin and decide for yourself

 

[cindylou]

well I did call him those names...did I deserve the crazy that happened after that?

 

[miplank]

If you need someone to tell you they love you and not mean it I can do that.

 

[cindylou]

lol thanks Mitch

 

[miplank]

oh jesus christ...


If you or any woman ever called me a woman hating vapid piece of shit I would just laugh

 

[cindylou]

I know...I really didn't expect to hurt him w/ that..he seemed like not much would get to him

 

[miplank]

You should really stop dwelling on it. Who cares if you were mean, who cares if he's a big pussy.

 

[shirlene29]

oh jesus christ...


If you or any woman ever called me a woman hating vapid piece of shit I would just laugh

this...Im pretty sure the most I'd even get from my husband is a twenty minute sulking

I mean he gets called the populator, whore and a maiesiophiliac on a pretty regular basis as it is..and he chuckles at that so

 

[miplank]

this...Im pretty sure the most I'd even get from my husband is a twenty minute sulking

I mean he gets called the populator, whore and a maiesiophiliac on a pretty regular basis as it is..and he chuckles at that so

yeah but he's laughing cuz you say it funny with his dick and ball in your mouth.

 

[shirlene29]

I literally laffed out loud at "ball"

yeah...he gets called gregory one nut too...and he even jokes about.."for all the times Ive ever said Id give my left nut..I never thought Id have to pay up!"

 

[miplank]

lolololololol

 

[InGreatShape]

lol.its great you did not let go.
_______________________________
kindness is the nastiest revenge.

 

[billfred]

this...Im pretty sure the most I'd even get from my husband is a twenty minute sulking

I mean he gets called the populator, whore and a maiesiophiliac on a pretty regular basis as it is..and he chuckles at that so

Chuckles until he googles it later to figure out what you mean

 

[canadianhitman]

I literally laffed out loud at "ball"

yeah...he gets called gregory one nut too...and he even jokes about.."for all the times Ive ever said Id give my left nut..I never thought Id have to pay up!"

If I lost a nut, I'd pay a cosmetic surgeon to replace it with a neuticle. He should look into it.

 

[puddlemonkey]

You guys were so close to your meat-up, just how long were you doing the IM/webcam thing? You two weren't moving things along too quickly?

 

[jnevin]

Evidence of java's "womanizing" abilities.

So he's a ramboesque army killer, doesn't drink, and can play womins like a fiddle. Looks like he pwnt himself.

 

[cindylou]

You guys were so close to your meat-up, just how long were you doing the IM/webcam thing? You two weren't moving things along too quickly?

too quickly to meet up? We had been doing that since November..How long should you communicate before you see the person IRL? I would figure ASAP would be the best decision there that way you don't waste a bunch of time...

 

[Lumberg]

I don't know why this was even on the boards. When Java banged SuperQT no one on Elite even knew about it.

 

[billfred]

I don't know why this was even on the boards. When Java banged SuperQT no one on Elite even knew about it.

Not even SuperQT

 

[Lumberg]

Not even SuperQT

Well, if she didn't know, his dick must be pretty small.

 

[miplank]

Evidence of java's "womanizing" abilities.

So he's a ramboesque army killer, doesn't drink, and can play womins like a fiddle. Looks like he pwnt himself.

he pounds beers on webcam

 

[jnevin]

I know. So he's the opposite of everything he claimed to be.

 

[miplank]

oh, my bad.

 

[cindylou]

lol I'm not sure what's keeping me from locking this....

I just want to see if anything else interesting might happen

 

[miplank]

don't be abusing your cotb powers!

 

[just...v]

Keep it open. I bet this thread will go on forever. It's fun.

 

[shirlene29]

Chuckles until he googles it later to figure out what you mean

lololol...nah, im far more ruthless than that...he knew what it meant because I explained

 

[cindylou]

Keep it open. I bet this thread will go on forever. It's fun.

no problem....I have a feeling this thread still has some legs...

 

[miplank]

Toty!!!!!!!

 

[billfred]

no problem....I have a feeling this thread still has some legs...

Pics?

 

[cindylou]

lol thread of the year

 

[Ammie]

Cindy, IMO you are taking too much responsibility for something so stupid.

 

[miplank]

Ammie, Get your ass in plat chat!

 

[cindylou]

Cindy, IMO you are taking too much responsibility for something so stupid.

lol am I

 

[miplank]

That's what she said

 

[just...v]

I think it's easier to blame the whole thing on him.

 

[cindylou]

Omg the things ammie might type if she wasn't on her phone.....

 

[miplank]

tell her to gtfo her phone. I wanna hear her smart mouth!

 

[cindylou]

where is pudmonk?

 

[puddlemonkey]

where is pudmonk?

playing with his new toy

 

[cindylou]

what new toy?

 

[mrplunkey]

what new toy?

First guess -- Fleshlight

Second guess -- abdominizer

Third guess -- pick3

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[ortiz34]

pics on bed

now

 

[nangiggles]

what new toy?

Ice fleshlight

 

[puddlemonkey]

it's not a guessing game!

 

[puddlemonkey]

pics on bed

now

what if it doesn't fit on the bed?

 

[shirlene29]

you got a whole body fleshlight?? kinky!

 

[puddlemonkey]

speaking of doesn't fit on the bed...

 

[miplank]

lol

 

[just...v]

speaking of doesn't fit on the bed...

She gonna knock them cute little eyeballs out your head. Lol

 

[javaguru]

A thread I moved to the recycle bin.

Cindy - glad you're sticking around, girl.

So why did my thread get moved and this thread wasn't....I know she cried on the phone with you but....

 

[puddlemonkey]

So why did my thread get moved and this thread wasn't....I know she cried on the phone with you but....

Welcome back!

 

[javaguru]

lol...Im just remembering java saying as long as I didn't cheat he wouldn't leave me. lulz

Im also remembering the times I asked him if he thought I drank too much and he said no, I just drink on the weekends..."its fine babe "

maybe he was afraid to meet

You're re-imagining...I said as long as you don't cheat and aren't abusive....I had my first abusive girlfriend in high school...I had those physical scars for years after she dug those nails into me when I did anything she didn't approve of...Cindy has cindy rules and kimberly had kimberly rules...

 

[javaguru]

yeah, puds does have a pill addiction!!!!1

Do they have a recovering pedophile group on EF for you?

 

[javaguru]

I really wish that thread when java and I got into it hadn't been deleted where I said that it was just a rebound relationship and that it would never last.

it'd be real nice to quote that right now.


just sayin'

You mean the one where you insinuated she is an alcoholic and a liar then you proved me wrong for defending her and I had to apologize because she is a liar? Just sayin...

 

[javaguru]

fuck java

While I appreciate the attention...You wouldn't find me attractive....I'm not a middle school girl...

 

[javaguru]

What we need to re-visit is something Cindy mentioned earlier, did you drop the L word on her?



And what's this about a meat-up in 12 days, you flying to Missouri?

LOL @ meat up.....

Three meat ups postponed (by me) and I clearly told her she was my favorite ef female member over the past couple years...

P.S. I stopped flying after 9/11 .

 

[javaguru]

Dude, I love your terminology! Your classic....LoL

You're...just sayin...

 

[javaguru]

I know I'm gonna get railed on by a few fellas here for this, but once the door is open again I highly recommend dating someone with similar faith background to you. My longest relationships were with two guys who were athiests and it never bothered me at the time (well, it didn't bother me MUCH), but it also made it a lot easier for me to not live a godly life. Dating someone who grew up in a VERY faith centered home, being with someone who encouraged me to rely on God first, him second, showed me exactly how much I need that in a partner.

lollloll.... how does being a certain faith mean shit? I understand if someone is a jew and the other a muslim but how does it matter otherwise unless one person places an emphasis on faith? I'm a christian based on faith I was raised in but an atheist by reason...I still attended church with my theist girlfriends....it's a lot like shopping at the pottery barn for me...

 

[puddlemonkey]

I clearly told her she was my favorite ef female member over the past couple years...

It's a yes or no question, I'm gonna assume by your tip toeing it's a yes. lol

 

[javaguru]

Guys will say anything to get at the pussy.

Especially when the twenty three year old guy has no game and the sixteen year old girl can barely legally drive a car...let alone be held responsible for voting for dog catcher...

 

[javaguru]

It's a yes or no question, I'm gonna assume by your tip toeing it's a yes. lol

I really like cindylou...for a Christian...

 

[javaguru]

It's a yes or no question, I'm gonna assume by your tip toeing it's a yes. lol

No...like and love are two different things...when I call her a liar I get the the shit from her online friends that believe everything she says...I admit to dropping the like bomb...

 

[Lambruh]

lol Java aren't you like 30-40 something yrs old? Why are you constantly bringing up High School EX's as past references to your resume like they actually hold weight in adult relationships? lololol fuckin A, highschool dating was a joke, your comparisons to them sound silly

"I won't let any GF ever text another boy if were together, caught my GF in 7th grade passing notes to another boy I fought at recess in 3rd grade, it crushed me"... waaaaaaaaaaaambullaaaaaanccccccc