you guys are gonna like this

[Lestat]

Recent IM conversation with a female friend of mine... she's in college, 19.. SUPER hot.

CHICK (2:13:08 PM): Hey
CHICK (2:13:10 PM): I'm pissed
LESTAT (2:13:12 PM): why?
CHICK (2:13:12 PM): What's up
LESTAT (2:13:15 PM): I got your message that you got laid..
LESTAT (2:13:17 PM): how was it?
CHICK (2:13:37 PM): It was okay
CHICK (2:13:43 PM): I give him a 4
CHICK (2:14:58 PM): He was a premature-cum kinda guy
CHICK (2:15:01 PM): Wasn't cool at all.
LESTAT (2:15:31 PM): oh man
LESTAT (2:15:35 PM): how long did he last?
CHICK (2:15:42 PM): like, 5 minute man
LESTAT (2:15:59 PM): 5 minutes isn
LESTAT (2:16:04 PM): isn't THAT bad
CHICK (2:16:09 PM): yeah, it is
LESTAT (2:16:11 PM): some guys cum after like 10 seconds of having it in
CHICK (2:16:25 PM): Steven, on the other hand, can last a hell of a long time
CHICK (2:16:35 PM): and I did him yesterday
LESTAT (2:16:38 PM): wow
LESTAT (2:16:40 PM): lotsa sex
LESTAT (2:16:42 PM): so the hot guy...
LESTAT (2:16:46 PM): did you do anything else? any oral?
CHICK (2:17:03 PM): no
CHICK (2:17:03 PM): I think he's a girl in disguise
CHICK (2:17:22 PM): because he Nairs his legs and chest and extremities
CHICK (2:17:30 PM): and gets spray-on tans
CHICK (2:17:37 PM): and then complains about how "white" he is
LESTAT (2:18:06 PM): hmmm
CHICK (2:18:07 PM): yeah
LESTAT (2:18:16 PM): so what position did you guys do
CHICK (2:18:22 PM): I was proud of reaching my goal, however, it wasn't really what I was expecting
CHICK (2:19:25 PM): He wanted to do missionary and I had to guide him into the doggie-style
CHICK (2:19:31 PM): I don't like missionary much
LESTAT (2:19:41 PM): good girl
CHICK (2:19:46 PM): lol
LESTAT (2:19:47 PM): i get bored with missionary
LESTAT (2:19:51 PM): LOVE doggy
CHICK (2:19:52 PM): me 2
CHICK (2:19:53 PM): lol
CHICK (2:19:56 PM): me 2!!!
CHICK (2:20:24 PM): so, since I didn't get satisfied with Ryan, the next night I went 2 whole hours with Steven
CHICK (2:20:38 PM): It was the most fun, erotic experience I've EVER had.
LESTAT (2:21:33 PM): tell me about it
LESTAT (2:21:36 PM): what did you two do
CHICK (2:21:53 PM): we messed around with baby oil
CHICK (2:22:22 PM): and we did doggie, a little missionary, a little me on top, and my personal favorite: backwards cowgirl!
CHICK (2:22:34 PM): and . . . I tried anal sex
CHICK (2:22:47 PM): it didn't hurt at all
CHICK (2:22:50 PM): I was suprised
LESTAT (2:23:52 PM): did you suggest it?
CHICK (2:23:54 PM): no
LESTAT (2:23:59 PM): he did?
CHICK (2:24:04 PM): we had talked about it before
CHICK (2:24:15 PM): and I was always curious abou it
CHICK (2:24:28 PM): So, last night (since we had all the baby oil), he just lubed up and went for it
LESTAT (2:24:36 PM): were you in doggy?
CHICK (2:24:38 PM): yeah
LESTAT (2:24:41 PM): did he warn you?
CHICK (2:24:45 PM): no
LESTAT (2:24:52 PM): were you shocked?
CHICK (2:24:59 PM): suprised, but not really shocked
LESTAT (2:25:18 PM): did it feel good?
CHICK (2:26:24 PM): it was kind of hot
CHICK (2:26:24 PM): like, he was controlling
CHICK (2:26:24 PM): no, not really good, but it didn't hurt
CHICK (2:26:24 PM): it was just a different sensation
LESTAT (2:26:52 PM): ah.. how long did you do it that way for?
CHICK (2:27:08 PM): a while
CHICK (2:27:26 PM): it's not like I timed it!
LESTAT (2:27:30 PM): haha yeah I know
LESTAT (2:27:40 PM): but was it just a quick thing like... hmm ok, now get that out
CHICK (2:27:45 PM): no!
LESTAT (2:27:48 PM): or did he get to go at it for a while
CHICK (2:27:52 PM): I wouldn't say that unless it hurt
LESTAT (2:28:12 PM): i like reverse cowgirl as well. that is cool that it is your favorite
LESTAT (2:28:15 PM): 2 hours is a long time!
CHICK (2:28:21 PM): Yeah!
CHICK (2:28:35 PM): We stopped for a while, and actually watched some of the movie, and then we went at it again
CHICK (2:28:39 PM): He's amazing!
CHICK (2:28:56 PM): He, like, defies the sex rules of how guys are supposed to be
LESTAT (2:31:42 PM): haha, what do you mean?
LESTAT (2:31:48 PM): what rules does he defy?
CHICK (2:32:04 PM): He outlasts any other guy that I've ever been with
CHICK (2:32:07 PM): It's quite amazing
CHICK (2:32:18 PM): and then, in like, 5 or ten minutes, he's ready to go again
CHICK (2:32:34 PM): It's, like, the best sex in the world.
LESTAT (2:33:40 PM): nice!
LESTAT (2:33:49 PM): you gonna continue seeing him? any dating potential there?
CHICK (2:34:57 PM): I hope not.
CHICK (2:35:04 PM): I don't like dating
CHICK (2:35:14 PM): of course I'm going to continue seeing him, though!
CHICK (2:36:06 PM): he is a cool guy, though
LESTAT (2:38:05 PM): aww, so no dating, just more of a fuck buddy situation?
CHICK (2:38:11 PM): lol
CHICK (2:38:15 PM): nice term
LESTAT (2:38:21 PM): what do you call it?
CHICK (2:38:27 PM): getting laid.
CHICK (2:38:39 PM): getting really NICELY laid.
LESTAT (2:39:11 PM): you gonna do anal again?
CHICK (2:39:36 PM): yeah!
CHICK (2:39:36 PM): I've heard it starts feeling good after the first couple times
LESTAT (2:39:48 PM): haha, sweet, lucky guy!
CHICK (2:40:29 PM): lol
CHICK (2:40:30 PM): that's another good thing about him
CHICK (2:41:13 PM): he appreciates my body
LESTAT (2:41:42 PM): what guy wouldn't??
LESTAT (2:41:49 PM): you've got an AWESOME body
CHICK (2:42:16 PM): lol
CHICK (2:42:16 PM): James didn't.
CHICK (2:42:16 PM): :-(
CHICK (2:42:16 PM): little bitch.
CHICK (2:42:18 PM): but, I love him to death anyway. It's a toxic thing.
CHICK (2:42:39 PM): He's got me right where he probably would want me, he just doesn't know it
CHICK (2:42:48 PM): so he doesn't ever take advantage
LESTAT (2:43:02 PM): what?
LESTAT (2:43:11 PM): I thought you told me you were done with him
CHICK (2:44:06 PM): when you hate someone like I hate James, it only means that you're totally dangerously in love with them. That's just basic kindergarten psychology. :-\
LESTAT (2:44:21 PM): why do you still love him?
LESTAT (2:44:35 PM): you've seen what a player he is
CHICK (2:45:42 PM): but I'm a player too!
CHICK (2:45:42 PM): a BIG one
CHICK (2:45:42 PM): I always get mad when he acts like me
CHICK (2:45:42 PM): lol
CHICK (2:45:47 PM): I'll never be done with him
LESTAT (2:45:53 PM): don't say that!
LESTAT (2:45:59 PM): you can do a lot better then him as you have proven
LESTAT (2:50:11 PM): ?
CHICK (2:50:22 PM): I just can't ever let him know that
CHICK (2:50:22 PM): or anyone else
CHICK (2:50:22 PM): that knows him
CHICK (2:50:22 PM): no, he's the only one who understands me on all levels, and I'm the only one who understands him on all levels.
CHICK (2:50:22 PM): But that doesn't stop me from getting mad!

 

[Gambino]

sounds slutty and dimwitted, the girl that is...

 

[KillahBee]

CHICK (2:17:03 PM): I think he's a girl in disguise
CHICK (2:17:22 PM): because he Nairs his legs and chest and extremities
CHICK (2:17:30 PM): and gets spray-on tans



bwahahahahah! I like this girl.

 

[HS Lifter]

t0t@l R0x0rz!1!

 

[Lestat]

she's a cool chick, not the smartest, but young.

Hot though, 5'7" about 120, brunette, big D titties... oh man.. great face too, nice smile... just the right amoung of ass. She LOVES sex... LOVES porn...

 

[E_Fermi]

wow, only 19 and bangin' half the campus

 

[DJ_UFO]

hey lestat bang her and take pics!

 

[CFZB]

Shes Gonna Get Hurt...... .

 

[Mr. Black]

she's a cool chick, not the smartest, but young.

Hot though, 5'7" about 120, brunette, big D titties... oh man.. great face too, nice smile... just the right amoung of ass. She LOVES sex... LOVES porn...

So did you get a crack at her when you were single?

 

[Lestat]

So did you get a crack at her when you were single?

how do you think we met?

 

[Mr. Black]

how do you think we met?

Well done

 

[E_Fermi]

how do you think we met?

how many did you get when you were single?

 

[Lestat]

how many did you get when you were single?

quite a few.. I had 3-4 dates per week.. i actually held back from having sex with some people because it was just too much to handle.

 

[E_Fermi]

quite a few.. I had 3-4 dates per week.. i actually held back from having sex with some people because it was just too much to handle.

Wow, you're a seed spreading machine...good job.

 

[Gymgurl]

She will make some guy dickless ...when his penis falls off from some rare STD

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

whata whore

 

[Gymgurl]

Okay now lets talk about him and why he picks these women

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Okay now lets talk about him and why he picks these women

she's young, prolly hot and puts out...'nuff said.

Are you like the only poster in this forum?

 

[NWO]

haha, sounds nice...hmm, but she sounds easy...and not like Einstein

ultar: Gymgurl just loves sex...don't you see it?

 

[TruBalla4Real]

These are the kind of stupid girls that are screwing the good women out there hahah!

 

[Trojana]

wow, only 19 and bangin' half the campus

Is that bad?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Is that bad?

no, not @ all, common practice for whores, here in the states...
That was my alter, that's why I'm replying.

 

[Trojana]

no, not @ all, common practice for whores, here in the states...
That was my alter, that's why I'm replying.

E Fermi is like a huge scientist isn't he?
Are you into science?

Alter

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

E Fermi is like a huge scientist isn't he?
Are you into science?

Alter

He was more then just a scientist, a great mind.
I am into science, but in this case, I just needed some random names.
Alter is in alter ego. Another screen name...

 

[dugie65]

damn man, props to you

usually after i bang a girl no matter how hard i try jealousy always sets in, even if it was some random slut. Or maybe it's just the PCT.

 

[Gymgurl]

I'm not the only one that posts in here....well maybe somedays

 

[EnderJE]

Do all girls sound that stupid? Or is it just me?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Do all girls sound that stupid? Or is it just me?

Nah, they pretty much all of them...

 

[shawnerk]

now that she is into anal, you should hook up with her again

 

[Gymgurl]

Okay reading your statement ^^^ you fit right in with them

 

[Lestat]

now that she is into anal, you should hook up with her again

for real man.. I am kinda pissed I didn't just shove it in

 

[Gymgurl]

Well then what do you do with it?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Well then what do you do with it?

I thnk he means the ass

 

[Allon]

Lol! @ gymgurl and ulcaster.

 

[Lestat]

Well then what do you do with it?

I didn't even bother trying for the ass.. figured she was too young and would just think it was nasty.. boy was I wrong, and I'm kicking myself.

 

[Gymgurl]

You should have just said ooops sorry wrong hole

 

[DIVISION]

Recent IM conversation with a female friend of mine... she's in college, 19.. SUPER hot.

I think you made this up, Lestat.

I don't believe a word of it.

As for your motivations for posting this, only you know for sure.





DIV