chicks today should read that list and follow it. they have it way too easy nowadays. they just sit around eating snacks and watching soap operas and complain. i especially liked the line "his topics of conversations are more important than yours" thats definitely true for all women who waste their time talking about bullshit.
"be a little GAY and interesting for him." I LOVE IT! That's right ladies, grab the next door neighbor and bump fuzzies! We've had a long day, and there's nothing like comin home to some girl-on-girl. Yes I know I'm taking it way out of context.